[Now Hiring] 81's assistant - apply within

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    coffee:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq-INO7nRVJW9GdVl37msLsqHUENEYF768D7CufEtIWDGbGnUA

    creamer:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI5jd8Oo7-8XEFtHm_sXFiGfh1OVcsrWuocNBWb5tZFAFEtl82CQ

    and a sign for your door:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQZHhrr01ISDFrlsxSW6zq_itQB7QpBqZAu2qgGYH839INf8vx3g

    ya happy now?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    coffee:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq-INO7nRVJW9GdVl37msLsqHUENEYF768D7CufEtIWDGbGnUA

    creamer:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI5jd8Oo7-8XEFtHm_sXFiGfh1OVcsrWuocNBWb5tZFAFEtl82CQ

    and a sign for your door:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQZHhrr01ISDFrlsxSW6zq_itQB7QpBqZAu2qgGYH839INf8vx3g

    ya happy now?

    I TOLD YOU CREAMER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    coffee:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq-INO7nRVJW9GdVl37msLsqHUENEYF768D7CufEtIWDGbGnUA

    creamer:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI5jd8Oo7-8XEFtHm_sXFiGfh1OVcsrWuocNBWb5tZFAFEtl82CQ

    and a sign for your door:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQZHhrr01ISDFrlsxSW6zq_itQB7QpBqZAu2qgGYH839INf8vx3g

    ya happy now?

    I TOLD YOU CREAMER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    creamer:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI5jd8Oo7-8XEFtHm_sXFiGfh1OVcsrWuocNBWb5tZFAFEtl82CQ
    (notice how the cup is EMPTY??!!?!?)

    coffee:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq-INO7nRVJW9GdVl37msLsqHUENEYF768D7CufEtIWDGbGnUA

    and a sign for your door:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQZHhrr01ISDFrlsxSW6zq_itQB7QpBqZAu2qgGYH839INf8vx3g
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thank you.

    now about lunch....
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    thank you.

    now about lunch....

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCpgzs89SAQVmbxt2K5v0LU869Agty7HpYB0mvTWMcv5MIrunp
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    thank you.

    now about lunch....

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCpgzs89SAQVmbxt2K5v0LU869Agty7HpYB0mvTWMcv5MIrunp

    i like how you think......
    81 is now off the air

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    81 wrote:
    thank you.

    now about lunch....

    I hope BinauralJam is in charge of the dessert picture. :P
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  • Losiento
    Losiento Posts: 282
    I am pretty sure he said he would hire me. I make great coffee.
  • Losiento
    Losiento Posts: 282
    Losiento wrote:
    I am pretty sure he said he would hire me. I make great coffee.
    Wait. Things may have changed that was only a few days ago.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,789
    81 wrote:
    your first duty, refill my coffee mug with coffee....one cream. cream goes in first.

    I got cream for your coffee. :shh:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Losiento wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    I am pretty sure he said he would hire me. I make great coffee.
    Wait. Things may have changed that was only a few days ago.

    wait..have i seen your resume....and are you....
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    imalive wrote:
    81 wrote:
    your first duty, refill my coffee mug with coffee....one cream. cream goes in first.

    I got cream for your coffee. :shh:

    you disgust me.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Snakeduck wrote:
    I certainly won't miss that terrifying pic in his signature... Gives me nightmares.

    oh and here you are now

    i adore billy the kid
    wtf?
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    imalive wrote:
    81 wrote:
    your first duty, refill my coffee mug with coffee....one cream. cream goes in first.

    I got cream for your coffee. :shh:

    i knew that was coming
    (so to speak)
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I will NOT miss seeing all the bubbles pics 81 likes to post so much...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Quitters don't get to have assistants
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    Quitters don't get to have assistants

    awesome, I'd rather be norm's assistant anyway! :P
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    mysticweed wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    I certainly won't miss that terrifying pic in his signature... Gives me nightmares.

    oh and here you are now

    i adore billy the kid
    wtf?

    You have clearly never been almost killed by a goat...
  • Shorty
    Shorty Ontario Posts: 1,160
    OK - I've decided to stay dressed.

    I'll get coffee - cream first - understood.

    I'll quote flipability requests ASAP.

    A good employer - should expect questions - such as....

    What are the benfits?

    What are the challenges?

    What are the hours?

    What strengths are required?

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    benifits.... :lol:

    challenges.....not getting run over at 5

    hours....on call

    strengths....ability to deal with me. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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