[Now Hiring] 81's assistant - apply within

RKCNDY

Black Diamond wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

81 wrote:

more research is needed. she could have been 18. limit is 14 or more, less than 19 as of feb

for the blond, who was the regular miss arkanasas....she is 18 but under 27

are you doing the whole ½ your age + 7 ?

30? Damn... Might as well stay with the Mrs.

whoa...Mrs. BD is 31?!?!?!? :shock:

Black Diamond

RKCNDY wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

whoa...Mrs. BD is 31?!?!?!? :shock:

That's what she tells me :think:
No... but I am apparently to old for both Ms. Arkansas...

RKCNDY

Black Diamond wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Black Diamond wrote:

whoa...Mrs. BD is 31?!?!?!? :shock:

That's what she tells me :think:
No... but I am apparently to old for both Ms. Arkansas...

:think:

Mrs BD is awesome-er...she gave you 3 amazing kids!

Black Diamond

RKCNDY wrote:

:think:

Mrs BD is awesome-er...she gave you 3 amazing kids!

I bow at the altar of mrs BD... all day and night...

Losiento

RKCNDY wrote:

Poncier wrote:

Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.

I have a feeling Kat/Sea are watching this thread and squealing with delight as they plot their plan against 81...

"shall we end his posting privileges early? Say, at a random time?"
"ooohhh! yes! right in the middle of when he is posting...'You must be a paying member to post to the forum'"
***laughter***
"Which is his favorite thread....let's do it when he's posting in there!"
***more squeals of laughter***
Tim B walks in "What are you laughing about? Get back to work!"

I thought the same myself, as it was getting a bit racy with my sarcasm. I actually thought it was deleted. I will stick to my Customer Service Supervisor position. Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?

81

Losiento wrote:

Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?

this saddens me

eeriepadave

i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.

81

eeriepadave wrote:

i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.

hmmmmm


:think: this man is smart

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

eeriepadave wrote:

i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.

hmmmmm


:think: this man is smart

I thought you liked filled out fuzzy sweaters...

81

RKCNDY wrote:

81 wrote:

eeriepadave wrote:

i think one of the requirements should be that the person hired has to wear a pencil skirt.

hmmmmm


:think: this man is smart

I thought you liked filled out fuzzy sweaters...

go on

unlost dogs

1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

(See what I did there?)

Losiento

81 wrote:

Losiento wrote:

Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?

this saddens me

Customer Satisfaction is 100% guaranteed!
I had to laugh. I had a vision on of myself pole dancing the counter with a Ticonderoga skirt and two gift cards as pasties as a props to "Hey Big Spender." Why is this turning into an episode of "That 70's Show?"

81

Losiento wrote:

81 wrote:

Losiento wrote:

Why just pole dance for one when you can entertain many?

this saddens me

Customer Satisfaction is 100% guaranteed!
I had to laugh. I had a vision on of myself pole dancing the counter with a Ticonderoga skirt and two gift cards as pasties as a props to "Hey Big Spender." Why is this turning into an episode of "That 70's Show?"

what sort of skrit :?:

81

unlost dogs wrote:

1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

(See what I did there?)

:think:

22 days of vacation.

unlost dogs

81 wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

(See what I did there?)

:think:

22 days of vacation.

Geez, are you still here?!?

81

unlost dogs wrote:

81 wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

1. Are you currently offering 5 weeks of vacation, a 20% bonus and stock options?

2. I'll believe you're going when I see it. Or, when I don't see it.

(See what I did there?)

:think:

22 days of vacation.

Geez, are you still here?!?

it's not tuesday

Losiento

81 wrote:

what sort of skrit :?:

A pencil skirt. Just happens to be the brand name of a pencil known my most #2 pencil aficionados. I assume you are definitely not looking for an intelligent female life form for the position unless its doggie style.

81

Losiento wrote:

81 wrote:

what sort of skrit :?:

A pencil skirt. Just happens to be the brand name of a pencil known my most #2 pencil aficionados. I assume you are definitely not looking for an intelligent female life form for the position unless its doggie style.

i don't know you....but i like your style .....you are going to go far on here. :thumbup:

RKCNDY

Losiento wrote:

81 wrote:

what sort of skrit :?:

A pencil skirt. Just happens to be the brand name of a pencil known my most #2 pencil aficionados. I assume you are definitely not looking for an intelligent female life form for the position unless its doggie style.

I remember my cousin bought me a shitload of those pencils for christmas...people kept stealing them from me :x They are really nice pencils. <

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that's the art nerd in me talking

Losiento

Actually, was thinking sideways instead of the other position but didn't know the "proper" name for it. I was worried the pocket protector shined through my joke.