The Terrible Roommate Thread

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  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I had another roommate who just walked around naked all the time and I'd catch him whacking it in the living room to espn workout videos. That was awkward.

    Awkward is an understatement. ESPN workout videos?

    obviously this was pre internet. If he was watching Kiana Tom, then I get it.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Oh, I forgot :fp:

    He opened up the fridge and started taking food. Like cheese, some fucking vegetables :lol:

    Took some peanut butter :lol:

    Fucking weirdo
  • samjam
    samjam New York Posts: 9,283
    Had 3 bad ones last year...not good friends at all. So got some new ones for this year.

    2 of mine this year are alright but SO GODDAMN MESSY. They're 2 years younger than me and my other 2 roommates,who I love, and the difference in maturity is weirdly staggering. They need to learn: a) the suite is not a hotel and b) CLEAN UP YOUR CRAP.
    "Sometimes you find yourself having to put all your faith in no faith."
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I just had an excellent conversation with the former roommate about a break lease. I am in no way part of that agreement at all. I never signed the lease for next year! :roll:

    So he goes "I'm driving over there on my day off to sign that stupid thing. I want [other roommate] to leave me $20 for gas."

    1. Why are you calling me about it?
    2. Why are you not calling the people you signed the lease with?
    3. Why the fuck should he give you gas money to drive over here? :lol:

    What a fucking wreck! None of that is my problem :lol: :fp:


    Piece of shit
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    I just had an excellent conversation with the former roommate about a break lease. I am in no way part of that agreement at all. I never signed the lease for next year! :roll:

    So he goes "I'm driving over there on my day off to sign that stupid thing. I want [other roommate] to leave me $20 for gas."

    1. Why are you calling me about it?
    2. Why are you not calling the people you signed the lease with?
    3. Why the fuck should he give you gas money to drive over here? :lol:

    What a fucking wreck! None of that is my problem :lol: :fp:



    Piece of shit

    Lol, just dont be there when he arrives.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • MaxGoldenrod
    MaxGoldenrod Posts: 1,341
    My first college roommate seemed nice the times we spoke on the phone before we met on campus...

    Until I walked in on the dude headbanging and singing along with some Christian speed metal... wow.

    Lived in a fraternity house for a year with about 8 different roommates over the course of the year (4 per room). Definitely a few questionable ones there.

    Had a Korean roommate the next year in a house with 5 of us in total. Belligerent drunk, but was nice as hell when he joined in and smoked with us. He befriended a stray pup that strangely disappeared after he "jokingly" put it on a cold grill and took pics...to this day he won't admit what happened to that dog...
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    rearviewross wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    I just had an excellent conversation with the former roommate about a break lease. I am in no way part of that agreement at all. I never signed the lease for next year! :roll:

    So he goes "I'm driving over there on my day off to sign that stupid thing. I want [other roommate] to leave me $20 for gas."

    1. Why are you calling me about it?
    2. Why are you not calling the people you signed the lease with?
    3. Why the fuck should he give you gas money to drive over here? :lol:

    What a fucking wreck! None of that is my problem :lol: :fp:



    Piece of shit

    Lol, just dont be there when he arrives.


    I was

    He just left :lol:
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    The thing you really have to watch out for is a roommate who will just up and kick you in the forehead because ... uh ... let's just say no good reason. I speak from recent, personal experience:

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    * This is not to say 'roommates' who kick you are terrible. Just that you have to watch out for their tiny, lightning-fast Kung-fu feet.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    and the abuse begins....now we know why she was on the market. :P
    81 is now off the air

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,218
    kw18 wrote:
    The thing you really have to watch out for is a roommate who will just up and kick you in the forehead because ... uh ... let's just say no good reason. I speak from recent, personal experience:

    8948600136_9c76aa13d2_n.jpg

    * This is not to say 'roommates' who kick you are terrible. Just that you have to watch out for their tiny, lightning-fast Kung-fu feet.

    That could easily be 22-27 stitches. You deserve a few free dinners and an epic pedicure from your 'roomate' :P
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :think:


    maybe strange sex games
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    kw18 wrote:
    The thing you really have to watch out for is a roommate who will just up and kick you in the forehead because ... uh ... let's just say no good reason. I speak from recent, personal experience:

    8948600136_9c76aa13d2_n.jpg

    * This is not to say 'roommates' who kick you are terrible. Just that you have to watch out for their tiny, lightning-fast Kung-fu feet.
    keep-calm-and-always-be-batman-2.jpg
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    The thing you really have to watch out for is a roommate who will just up and kick you in the forehead because ... uh ... let's just say no good reason. I speak from recent, personal experience:

    8948600136_9c76aa13d2_n.jpg

    * This is not to say 'roommates' who kick you are terrible. Just that you have to watch out for their tiny, lightning-fast Kung-fu feet.

    That could easily be 22-27 stitches. You deserve a few free dinners and an epic pedicure from your 'roomate' :P

    Under certain circumstances I can't control myself... :oops: However, I am pretty good at coming up with ways to say "I'm sorry"... :corn:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    afroannnie wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    The thing you really have to watch out for is a roommate who will just up and kick you in the forehead because ... uh ... let's just say no good reason. I speak from recent, personal experience:

    8948600136_9c76aa13d2_n.jpg

    * This is not to say 'roommates' who kick you are terrible. Just that you have to watch out for their tiny, lightning-fast Kung-fu feet.

    That could easily be 22-27 stitches. You deserve a few free dinners and an epic pedicure from your 'roomate' :P

    Under certain circumstances I can't control myself... :oops: However, I am pretty good at coming up with ways to say "I'm sorry"... :corn:
    The price you pay :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    love hurts?
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    dankind wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    The thing you really have to watch out for is a roommate who will just up and kick you in the forehead because ... uh ... let's just say no good reason. I speak from recent, personal experience:

    8948600136_9c76aa13d2_n.jpg

    * This is not to say 'roommates' who kick you are terrible. Just that you have to watch out for their tiny, lightning-fast Kung-fu feet.
    keep-calm-and-always-be-batman-2.jpg

    :lol::lol::lol:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."

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