[RTG] Using public restrooms

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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    mca47 wrote:
    JK_Livin wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Has anyone ever done a #2 in a airplane bathroom?
    That is one of my worst fears!

    :lol:

    As the dropper or a passenger?
    I've never been the dropper, but I've been in the situation where I'm waiting for the bathroom....the guy before me goes in and is in there for a while.

    I then proceed to the other bathroom. :lol:

    I don't like #1-ing in airplane bathrooms. I've "had to" #2, but I've always held it. I can't imagine how awful that would be.
    My luck, I'd go in to that disgusting bathroom for my first #2, and as soon as i dropped my pants, the plane would hit a bunch of turbulence or something...making it even worse! :lol:
    Must suck to be a female on an airplane that has turbulence :?
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    When my kids were young and needed help in the bathroom I remember taking a trip in a plane, my son had to do #2 and I was in the bathroom with him. He finished and there was only so much room in there, so I am basically right in front of him, leaning all the way over him to wipe and that's when we hit the turbulence, my head almost went right in the toilet (pre-flush). the things we do as parents

    :lol:
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    When my kids were young and needed help in the bathroom I remember taking a trip in a plane, my son had to do #2 and I was in the bathroom with him. He finished and there was only so much room in there, so I am basically right in front of him, leaning all the way over him to wipe and that's when we hit the turbulence, my head almost went right in the toilet (pre-flush). the things we do as parents

    :lol:
    :lol::lol:
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  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,921
    mca47 wrote:
    Has anyone ever done a #2 in a airplane bathroom?
    That is one of my worst fears!

    :lol:


    Unfortunately, yes. Flight home from Vegas. After 3 days of abusing my body, I had no choice but to go. Couldn't hold it. It was not a pleasant experience.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,341
    Indifference71 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Has anyone ever done a #2 in a airplane bathroom?
    That is one of my worst fears!

    :lol:


    Unfortunately, yes. Flight home from Vegas. After 3 days of abusing my body, I had no choice but to go. Couldn't hold it. It was not a pleasant experience.

    Was anyone waiting in line for the bathroom when you came out? :lol::lol:
  • electronblue
    electronblue WPB, Florida Posts: 3,504
    RKCNDY wrote:
    *I always carry hand sanitizer with me-lots of public restrooms don't have soap
    *I am an excellent hover-er
    *I have mastered hanging my purse around my neck, hovering, and holding the door closed


    reading this made me LOL and so, i read it aloud to my roommate and she said, "You couldn't do that with your purse,"(meaning it's tote size and heavy).."But you could use it to hold the door closed".. :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Story I have heard from a few people at work: they were flying in a small plane with no bathroom, a Korean gentelman that was travelling with them had to go #2 and had no choice but to do it in the very back of the plane, basically on the floor. It was either that or in his pants. Rough flight for everyone.
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,921
    mca47 wrote:
    Indifference71 wrote:

    Unfortunately, yes. Flight home from Vegas. After 3 days of abusing my body, I had no choice but to go. Couldn't hold it. It was not a pleasant experience.

    Was anyone waiting in line for the bathroom when you came out? :lol::lol:


    Honestly, I don't even remember. I was so hungover and out of it. Those flights home from Vegas are the WORST.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    electronblue wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    *I always carry hand sanitizer with me-lots of public restrooms don't have soap
    *I am an excellent hover-er
    *I have mastered hanging my purse around my neck, hovering, and holding the door closed


    reading this made me LOL and so, i read it aloud to my roommate and she said, "You couldn't do that with your purse,"(meaning it's tote size and heavy).."But you could use it to hold the door closed".. :lol:

    :lol: I try to keep my purse small...I hate being at a show and some chick's purse is like a vestigial twin clinging to her shoulder-pit and randomly punching me in the boob when she dances.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i don't mind the urination in the air plane bathroom...or on a bus. that's some fun stuff. #2 tho...never tried. thankfully
    81 is now off the air

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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?

    actually laughed
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Man I would love to see this spreadsheet :lol:

    toilet paper?
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,060
    Fuck all of you guys.

    It takes STRONG constitution to regularly use a TRUCK STOP bathroom. :shock: :o

    That is all. :P
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Fuck all of you guys.

    It takes STRONG constitution to regularly use a TRUCK STOP bathroom. :shock: :o

    That is all. :P

    i think i'd prefer a 5 gallon bucket
    81 is now off the air

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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    i went and entire Bonnaroo without pooping
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    rollings wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?

    actually laughed
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    When my kids were young and needed help in the bathroom I remember taking a trip in a plane, my son had to do #2 and I was in the bathroom with him. He finished and there was only so much room in there, so I am basically right in front of him, leaning all the way over him to wipe and that's when we hit the turbulence, my head almost went right in the toilet (pre-flush). the things we do as parents

    :lol:

    This one too! :lol::lol::lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    went an entire Bonnaroo without pooping

    you might want to consider this for your signature

    ...(would also make a fine epitaph)

    :lol:sorry!
  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    rollings wrote:
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    went an entire Bonnaroo without pooping

    you might want to consider this for your signature

    ...(would also make a fine epitaph)

    :lol:sorry!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • Horos
    Horos Posts: 4,519
    81 wrote:
    i don't mind the urination in the air plane bathroom...or on a bus. that's some fun stuff. #2 tho...never tried. thankfully
    #2ed in both myself. WTF? It's a luxury. I guess no one has ever had to shit in the woods?
    #FHP
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    My niece is 3.

    I took her to the mall to ride the carousel thingy.

    She announced she needed to pee. I take her to the mall bathroom and she is washing her face with the toilet water.


    EEEEWWWW

    I had her upside down lathered in soap under the sink. :fp:

    It's my brother's daughter all the way. :lol:
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