[RTG] Using public restrooms

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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?

    actually laughed
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Man I would love to see this spreadsheet :lol:

    toilet paper?
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,800
    Fuck all of you guys.

    It takes STRONG constitution to regularly use a TRUCK STOP bathroom. :shock: :o

    That is all. :P
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Fuck all of you guys.

    It takes STRONG constitution to regularly use a TRUCK STOP bathroom. :shock: :o

    That is all. :P

    i think i'd prefer a 5 gallon bucket
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    i went and entire Bonnaroo without pooping
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  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    rollings wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?

    actually laughed
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    When my kids were young and needed help in the bathroom I remember taking a trip in a plane, my son had to do #2 and I was in the bathroom with him. He finished and there was only so much room in there, so I am basically right in front of him, leaning all the way over him to wipe and that's when we hit the turbulence, my head almost went right in the toilet (pre-flush). the things we do as parents

    :lol:

    This one too! :lol::lol::lol:
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    went an entire Bonnaroo without pooping

    you might want to consider this for your signature

    ...(would also make a fine epitaph)

    :lol:sorry!
  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    rollings wrote:
    went an entire Bonnaroo without pooping

    you might want to consider this for your signature

    ...(would also make a fine epitaph)

    :lol:sorry!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    81 wrote:
    i don't mind the urination in the air plane bathroom...or on a bus. that's some fun stuff. #2 tho...never tried. thankfully
    #2ed in both myself. WTF? It's a luxury. I guess no one has ever had to shit in the woods?
    #FHP
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    My niece is 3.

    I took her to the mall to ride the carousel thingy.

    She announced she needed to pee. I take her to the mall bathroom and she is washing her face with the toilet water.


    EEEEWWWW

    I had her upside down lathered in soap under the sink. :fp:

    It's my brother's daughter all the way. :lol:
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    i went and entire Bonnaroo without pooping

    That is impressive!
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    rollings wrote:
    went an entire Bonnaroo without pooping

    you might want to consider this for your signature

    ...(would also make a fine epitaph)

    :lol:sorry!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    whole bonnaroo
    not a single poo



    (catchy!)
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Fuck all of you guys.

    It takes STRONG constitution to regularly use a TRUCK STOP bathroom. :shock: :o

    That is all. :P

    i think i'd prefer a 5 gallon bucket
    i made a homemade #2 device when i was mickeyrating around the damn country for a living. it's called a milk crate laced with plastic sacks for easy disposable. gallon jugs fashion into a nice #1. at 2 in the damn morning when im sleeping im not getting dressed to walk to the public restroom to pee. i will #1 on my wheels and give give one shit about it.

    you people who have never been a truck driver have nothing to complain about. this thread should be locked down :lol:

    what's a driver do when food poison has set in? you shit your pants quite often
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,835
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Fuck all of you guys.

    It takes STRONG constitution to regularly use a TRUCK STOP bathroom. :shock: :o

    That is all. :P

    i think i'd prefer a 5 gallon bucket
    i made a homemade #2 device when i was mickeyrating around the damn country for a living. it's called a milk crate laced with plastic sacks for easy disposable. gallon jugs fashion into a nice #1. at 2 in the damn morning when im sleeping im not getting dressed to walk to the public restroom to pee. i will #1 on my wheels and give give one shit about it.

    you people who have never been a truck driver have nothing to complain about. this thread should be locked down :lol:

    what's a driver do when food poison has set in? you shit your pants quite often

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    dankind wrote:
    nasty. i have not once ever not threw my urine bottles in a trash can. sure i have peed in a parking lot or on the side of a freeway next to my wheels

    and yes Washington is riddled with piss bottles :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
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    no more forever."

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I haven't yet found a restroom I refuse to use.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    I haven't yet found a restroom I refuse to use.

    one of those dive right in types, huh?


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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I haven't yet found a restroom I refuse to use.

    one of those dive right in types, huh?


    trainspotting-toilet-4_9316.jpg


    That's what happens when the seat isn't present. Fall right in.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013


    That's what happens when the seat isn't present. Fall right in.

    but the seat IS present...it's right next to the toilet.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    RKCNDY wrote:


    That's what happens when the seat isn't present. Fall right in.

    but the seat IS present...it's right next to the toilet.

    I stand corrected.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,800
    Horos wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i don't mind the urination in the air plane bathroom...or on a bus. that's some fun stuff. #2 tho...never tried. thankfully
    #2ed in both myself. WTF? It's a luxury. I guess no one has ever had to shit in the woods?
    speaking of shitting in th ewoods.

    Make sure the leaves aren't poison ivy,oak etc

    Beyond that pick em fresh off the tree to wipe.You dont want to use dried out brown leaves.
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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