[RTG] Using public restrooms

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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Man I would love to see this spreadsheet :lol:

    Number 1 ok universally
    Number 2 only at work or emergency
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    *I always carry hand sanitizer with me-lots of public restrooms don't have soap
    *I am an excellent hover-er
    *I have mastered hanging my purse around my neck, hovering, and holding the door closed
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    When you have to go, you have to go. Take all the precaution you can. Wipe down the seat and inside the lip of the bowl with tp and let nature take it's course.

    What the hell is RTG?
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    Piss pretty much in all of em..unless im wearing flip flops and there are puddles..

    Duece..Its gotta be decent..2 layers of paper.
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    RKCNDY wrote:
    *I always carry hand sanitizer with me-lots of public restrooms don't have soap
    *I am an excellent hover-er
    *I have mastered hanging my purse around my neck, hovering, and holding the door closed

    be careful using the word hover. Isnt that a vacuum too? :P Oh wait thats hoover, never mind.. carry on. :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Horos
    Horos Posts: 4,518
    Been in some pretty awful ones in the middle of nowhere. I just try to hold my breath. Number 1 or number 2 if I have to go I'm going where ever I am. No crazy hang ups here.
    #FHP
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?
    Send her to RCKNDY for hover training...
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Black Diamond wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?
    Send her to RCKNDY for hover training...

    that only helps when the hover-er is taller than the toilet seat...where the hell is Rye? She's really the expert at this...didn't the stall have any of those butt spacers?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?
    Send her to RCKNDY for hover training...

    that only helps when the hover-er is taller than the toilet seat...where the hell is Rye? She's really the expert at this...didn't the stall have any of those butt spacers?
    Is there a hover-ee :shifty:
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    My wife yelled at me for actually putting our daughter down on the seat at a public restroom this weekend.

    Was I supposed to just hold her in the air and just have her piss all over the place?
    Send her to RCKNDY for hover training...

    that only helps when the hover-er is taller than the toilet seat...where the hell is Rye? She's really the expert at this...didn't the stall have any of those butt spacers?

    Yeah, she's three, so she'd basically have to hover over the floor. I'll just take her goddamn potty seat with me everywhere from now on, I suppose. Christing hell!

    On hovering: You know, all of the public places I've worked in have their toilets scrubbed down every night before closing and some of them also got scrubbed at regular intervals during the day. So it's that first hoverer that pisses on the seat that fucks it up for everyone.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dankind wrote:

    Yeah, she's three, so she'd basically have to hover over the floor. I'll just take her goddamn potty seat with me everywhere from now on, I suppose. Christing hell!

    On hovering: You know, all of the public places I've worked in have their toilets scrubbed down every night before closing and some of them also got scrubbed at regular intervals during the day. So it's that first hoverer that pisses on the seat that fucks it up for everyone.

    :nono: I am a sweetie and wipe the seatie if I sprinkle when I tinkle!

    <insert random disgusting comment about other things left on the seat besides pee here> <
    RK does *not* do that either! gross!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    *I always carry hand sanitizer with me-lots of public restrooms don't have soap
    *I am an excellent hover-er
    *I have mastered hanging my purse around my neck, hovering, and holding the door closed

    A restroom without soap?

    Where do you live? Soviet Czechoslovakia?
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    A restroom without soap?

    Where do you live? Soviet Czechoslovakia?

    "It's like going into Wisconsin."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    I once got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    *I always carry hand sanitizer with me-lots of public restrooms don't have soap
    *I am an excellent hover-er
    *I have mastered hanging my purse around my neck, hovering, and holding the door closed

    A restroom without soap?

    Where do you live? Soviet Czechoslovakia?

    Sonic in Hillsboro did not have soap
    Honey Bucket at the Taco Truck Challenge did not have hand sanitizer
    Gas Station restroom in Kelso did not have soap
    Restroom at the Ram did not have soap

    these were all within the last 6 weeks.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Has anyone ever done a #2 in a airplane bathroom?
    That is one of my worst fears!

    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    *I always carry hand sanitizer with me-lots of public restrooms don't have soap
    *I am an excellent hover-er
    *I have mastered hanging my purse around my neck, hovering, and holding the door closed

    A restroom without soap?

    Where do you live? Soviet Czechoslovakia?

    Sonic in Hillsboro did not have soap
    Honey Bucket at the Taco Truck Challenge did not have hand sanitizer
    Gas Station restroom in Kelso did not have soap
    Restroom at the Ram did not have soap

    these were all within the last 6 weeks.

    That has never happened to me before. I guess I pick better places to use the restroom :ugeek:
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    mca47 wrote:
    Has anyone ever done a #2 in a airplane bathroom?
    That is one of my worst fears!

    :lol:

    As the dropper or a passenger?
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    JK_Livin wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Has anyone ever done a #2 in a airplane bathroom?
    That is one of my worst fears!

    :lol:

    As the dropper or a passenger?
    I've never been the dropper, but I've been in the situation where I'm waiting for the bathroom....the guy before me goes in and is in there for a while.

    I then proceed to the other bathroom. :lol:

    I don't like #1-ing in airplane bathrooms. I've "had to" #2, but I've always held it. I can't imagine how awful that would be.
    My luck, I'd go in to that disgusting bathroom for my first #2, and as soon as i dropped my pants, the plane would hit a bunch of turbulence or something...making it even worse! :lol:
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