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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Enjoyed a delish banana nut muffin last night. Sooooo good.

    Why not Zoidberg?
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Enjoyed a delish banana nut muffin last night. Sooooo good.
    BANANA nut muffin?
    How fitting! :lol:


    Did you get BANANA nut crumbs everywhere?
    Haha you know on my phone I still get the damn creepy monkey avatar :fp:
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Enjoyed a delish banana nut muffin last night. Sooooo good.
    BANANA nut muffin?
    How fitting! :lol:


    Did you get BANANA nut crumbs everywhere?
    Haha you know on my phone I still get the damn creepy monkey avatar :fp:
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    girl on my team shows up 30 minutes late today then asks if i want a muffin


    she is now unemployed
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    girl on my team shows up 30 minutes late today then asks if i want a muffin


    she is now unemployed

    I would fire anyone who asked me if I wanted a f'n muffin! :lol:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,642
    mca47 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    girl on my team shows up 30 minutes late today then asks if i want a muffin


    she is now unemployed

    I would fire anyone who asked me if I wanted a f'n muffin! :lol:
    When I get the office email saying "muffins in the lunch room! Enjoy!" my first urge is to reply with "Fuck you." :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    girl on my team shows up 30 minutes late today then asks if i want a muffin


    she is now unemployed

    :lol:
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    you people are crazy... muffin are yummy. chocolate chip... banana... orange and poppy seed... huckleberry.. oh wait that was huckleberry banana bread... anyways my point is muffins are yummy...
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    girl on my team shows up 30 minutes late today then asks if i want a muffin


    she is now unemployed

    I would fire anyone who asked me if I wanted a f'n muffin! :lol:
    When I get the office email saying "muffins in the lunch room! Enjoy!" my first urge is to reply with "Fuck you." :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    catefrances wrote:
    you people are crazy... muffin are yummy. chocolate chip... banana... orange and poppy seed... huckleberry.. oh wait that was huckleberry banana bread... anyways my point is muffins are yummy...

    Grossly overrated, they are :lol:

    have I mentioned the big fucking crumbs that fall off of them? Ick!
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    you people are crazy... muffin are yummy. chocolate chip... banana... orange and poppy seed... huckleberry.. oh wait that was huckleberry banana bread... anyways my point is muffins are yummy...

    Grossly overrated, they are :lol:

    have I mentioned the big fucking crumbs that fall off of them? Ick!
    Big sticky fucking crumbs!




    Everywhere! :fp:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    you people are crazy... muffin are yummy. chocolate chip... banana... orange and poppy seed... huckleberry.. oh wait that was huckleberry banana bread... anyways my point is muffins are yummy...

    Grossly overrated, they are :lol:

    have I mentioned the big fucking crumbs that fall off of them? Ick!
    Big sticky fucking crumbs!




    Everywhere! :fp:

    I just don't understand the appeal. I never have shrug.gif
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    Fuck. Could have used this earlier on the day
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    We'd never know as there are already fn crumbs all over that shit anyways.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix

    Good way to get your ass kicked off
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    LloydXmas wrote:
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    Fuck. Could have used this earlier on the day

    a morning muffin is always nice.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    We'd never know as there are already fn crumbs all over that shit anyways.

    gonna be way more than crumbs
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    Good God I hope you're not joking!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    Good God I hope you're not joking!

    never let it be said, that 81 doesn't deliver
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    you people are crazy... muffin are yummy. chocolate chip... banana... orange and poppy seed... huckleberry.. oh wait that was huckleberry banana bread... anyways my point is muffins are yummy...

    Grossly overrated, they are :lol:

    have I mentioned the big fucking crumbs that fall off of them? Ick!


    not our fault youre a grub when you eat. :P :lol:
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    hold my hand
    lie beside me
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    catefrances wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    you people are crazy... muffin are yummy. chocolate chip... banana... orange and poppy seed... huckleberry.. oh wait that was huckleberry banana bread... anyways my point is muffins are yummy...

    Grossly overrated, they are :lol:

    have I mentioned the big fucking crumbs that fall off of them? Ick!


    not our fault youre a grub when you eat. :P :lol:

    What? :lol:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    next time i get on a plane....

    i'm buying the biggest fattest muffin i can find....

    and i'm smashing it all over everything...
    over head bin...check

    seat pocket...check

    emergency flotation device....check

    tray....check

    recliner button...fuckin a check

    and i'm tweeting pix
    Good God I hope you're not joking!

    never let it be said, that 81 doesn't deliver
    When's your next flight?
    I require pics.
    I don't think 81 can deliver.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    catefrances wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    you people are crazy... muffin are yummy. chocolate chip... banana... orange and poppy seed... huckleberry.. oh wait that was huckleberry banana bread... anyways my point is muffins are yummy...

    Grossly overrated, they are :lol:

    have I mentioned the big fucking crumbs that fall off of them? Ick!


    not our fault youre a grub when you eat. :P :lol:
    Me and him may not agree on anything food-wise, but he knows his shit when it comes to muffins and cupcakes.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    When's your next flight?
    I require pics.
    I don't think 81 can deliver.


    i'd guess septemberish....

    don't temp fate....i've driven from here to MA just to deliver preparation H and from here to MT to deliver cheeto's and a comb
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    It's asinine to think 81 is going to deliver on this. No fucking way
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    81 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    When's your next flight?
    I require pics.
    I don't think 81 can deliver.


    i'd guess septemberish....

    don't temp fate....i've driven from here to MA just to deliver preparation H and from here to MT to deliver cheeto's and a comb
    I don't believe in fate.

    No chance your crumbifying a plane that has crumbs everywhere anyways.
    You can simply take a pic of any plane and claim you did it, when in fact it was probably 100 people before you crumbing up the place!
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    When's your next flight?
    I require pics.
    I don't think 81 can deliver.


    i'd guess septemberish....

    don't temp fate....i've driven from here to MA just to deliver preparation H and from here to MT to deliver cheeto's and a comb


    oh ill be on a plane septemberish.. will you be muffining a domestic flight or international???
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
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    i just need to say
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    It's asinine to think 81 is going to deliver on this. No fucking way
    My money's on 81. I mean, he did leave a banana on my car at lunch one day lest ye forget!
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    It's asinine to think 81 is going to deliver on this. No fucking way
    My money's on 81. I mean, he did leave a banana on my car at lunch one day lest ye forget!

    That's much different than being on a plane with people and mashing a muffin all over the place.

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