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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Weapons of mass destruction? No, this war has whiskers and muffin crumbs. ooooohh, scary!

    My money's on mca, sorry mamasan.. he's got the element of surprise on his side. He'll see you coming from a million miles away in that tracksuit.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Pity, I have to go now :lol:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
    :shock:
    Um....so how are muffins involved with that? :shock:

    Actually, nevermind, I don't want to know! :shock:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Weapons of mass destruction? No, this war has whiskers and muffin crumbs. ooooohh, scary!

    My money's on mca, sorry mamasan.. he's got the element of surprise on his side. He'll see you coming from a million miles away in that tracksuit.

    :lol::lol: Not in the woods he won't!!! That shit is stealth!
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
    :shock:
    Um....so how are muffins involved with that? :shock:

    Actually, nevermind, I don't want to know! :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    You're going down!
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
    :shock:
    Um....so how are muffins involved with that? :shock:

    Actually, nevermind, I don't want to know! :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    You're going down!
    :lol:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Weapons of mass destruction? No, this war has whiskers and muffin crumbs. ooooohh, scary!

    My money's on mca, sorry mamasan.. he's got the element of surprise on his side. He'll see you coming from a million miles away in that tracksuit.

    :lol::lol: Not in the woods he won't!!! That shit is stealth!

    :lol: Stealth!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!
  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!

    The muffins are coming after you..soon you'll find them in your bed :D
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Annafalk wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!

    The muffins are coming after you..soon you'll find them in your bed :D
    :lol:
    Food in bed isn't allowed.


    Sorry ladies....


    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Annafalk wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?



    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!


    Fuck!

    The muffins are coming after you..soon you'll find them in your bed :D
    :lol:
    Food in bed isn't allowed.


    Sorry ladies....


    :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Dude....
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?

    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!

    Fuck!

    Such a muffin-hater :fp: You have no depth!!!
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Flight from Vegas to Phoenix tonight...
    Had some work to do...
    Take off...
    Flip the tray table down...
    What did I see?

    Fn muffin crumbs!!!!!!!!!!
    Stuck to the tray table! :x

    How do I know they were fn muffin crumbs?
    Poppy seed suspended in cooked batter!

    Fuck!

    Such a muffin-hater :fp: You have no depth!!!

    I agree. Sooooooooo 2 dimensional.
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    so muffins aren't code for something else ..... this thread is lame. :roll:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    so muffins aren't code for something else ..... this thread is lame. :roll:

    They aren't? I thought they were code for "cupcakes".
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    so muffins aren't code for something else ..... this thread is lame. :roll:

    Hear hear!!!!
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  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    no sexual undertones - no devolving of the thread - no links to the urban dictionary ..... what is this about?
    Muffins? Biscuits if you are from other places ..... I am borderline outraged. But i am not just going to bitch and not do anything about it .....
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffins

    and here are some highlights for the lazy peeps


    codename for marijuana
    Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house
    Pothead #2: okay
    or
    Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
    Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!
    or
    A euphemism for the word nothing.
    "Hey what are you up to?"
    "eh, muffins."
    or
    probably MCA's favorite

    muffins are just ugly cupcakes

    man: those muffins were delicious!
    man 2: no they weren't.
    man: yeah, they were.
    man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
    man: "falls over dead."
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:

    codename for marijuana
    Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house
    Pothead #2: okay
    or
    Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
    Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!
    or
    A euphemism for the word nothing.
    "Hey what are you up to?"
    "eh, muffins."
    or
    probably MCA's favorite

    muffins are just ugly cupcakes

    man: those muffins were delicious!
    man 2: no they weren't.
    man: yeah, they were.
    man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
    man: "falls over dead."


    Aww...muffins.


    :lol:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Is a muffin still a muffin if it's shaped like a little loaf of bread? If so, I ate a muffin yesterday. My first in years. It wasn't good, and crumbs went everywhere.

    No, it has to be muffin shaped.

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