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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:

    Good god ... :sick:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    what's this bug doing in my coke?

    the backstroke.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,694
    Dissidentman wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Oh, in a nice hood it would be more like $600K! FML.

    $400/month for condo fees??? They better do your dishes and laundry for that...[/quote]
    But the mortgage would only be $600/month or something! And no expense for repairs and maintenance! I want to move there!
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    what's this bug doing in my coke?

    the backstroke.


    :lol:

    classic


    "I didn't come here to be insulted"

    "oh? where do you normally go?"
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    81 wrote:
    what's this bug doing in my coke?

    the backstroke.

    :lol:

    Double entendre version:

    "What's this bug doing in my coke?"
    "The butterfly."
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    kw18 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    what's this bug doing in my coke?

    the backstroke.

    :lol:

    Double entendre version:

    "What's this bug doing in my coke?"
    "The butterfly."


    :lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
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    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    afroannnie wrote:
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    Chinese cookbook
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    kw18 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    what's this bug doing in my coke?

    the backstroke.

    :lol:

    Double entendre version:

    "What's this bug doing in my coke?"
    "The butterfly."


    ah! ok, now I finally got that. :lol:
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    what's this bug doing in my coke?

    the backstroke.

    :lol:

    Double entendre version:

    "What's this bug doing in my coke?"
    "The butterfly."


    ah! ok, now I finally got that. :lol:

    :lol:
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Found at today a friend from my wild pre-mom days died of breast cancer...she was 37 :(hate cancer..hate, hate HATE it. Never crossed our minds then, that 8 years later she'd be gone. Never imagined she'd never see her youngest child's 6th birthday.

    Life is too short people...forgive, forget, love and be happy.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Found at today a friend from my wild pre-mom days died of breast cancer...she was 37 :(hate cancer..hate, hate HATE it. Never crossed our minds then, that 8 years later she'd be gone. Never imagined she'd never see her youngest child's 6th birthday.

    Life is too short people...forgive, forget, love and be happy.

    awww....{{{HUGS}}}

    I lost my aunt to breast cancer last year...sorry for your loss. :(
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    RKCNDY wrote:
    drinkbigredinstead wrote:
    Found at today a friend from my wild pre-mom days died of breast cancer...she was 37 :(hate cancer..hate, hate HATE it. Never crossed our minds then, that 8 years later she'd be gone. Never imagined she'd never see her youngest child's 6th birthday.

    Life is too short people...forgive, forget, love and be happy.

    awww....{{{HUGS}}}

    I lost my aunt to breast cancer last year...sorry for your loss. :(

    Thank you, sad day but I know she'd want us all to remember the good days. She put up one hell of a fight.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:
    :o I will probably never drink a fountain soda without checking the cup first now.

    Another reason to follow Will's example and order your food inside
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    The roommates played beer pong with two beers I see. Huh. I wonder how that went for them.
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "green is sort of where I wanted to be..." :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzZ1YK4r84
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Hueu Lewis wants a new drug.
    Good thing he said that in 1983. It would have a whole different connotation in 2013.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
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