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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    "Squeeze me baby...til the juice runs down my leg"

    Seriously the dirtiest lyrics ever.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    "Squeeze me baby...til the juice runs down my leg"

    Seriously the dirtiest lyrics ever.

    Lemon Song is awesome
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    "Squeeze me baby...til the juice runs down my leg"

    Seriously the dirtiest lyrics ever.

    There are dirtier

    You can't beat Treznor the Great.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    "Squeeze me baby...til the juice runs down my leg"

    Seriously the dirtiest lyrics ever.

    Lemon Song is awesome

    :thumbup: Zep is sex in music form. #fact
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    "Squeeze me baby...til the juice runs down my leg"

    Seriously the dirtiest lyrics ever.

    Lemon Song is awesome

    :thumbup: Zep is sex in music form. #fact

    as are a lot of the old blues that zep was based on

    ;)
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :thumbup: Zep is sex in music form. #fact

    as are a lot of the old blues that zep was based on

    ;)

    Bow chicka bow blues!!!!
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :thumbup: Zep is sex in music form. #fact

    as are a lot of the old blues that zep was based on

    ;)

    Bow chicka bow blues!!!!

    :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Fucking work :x

    First time in my life the assistant manager is younger than me :fp:

    And she makes a shittay schedule :fp:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Should I make more coffee, or head down to the cafeteria for more coffee?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:

    :sick::sick::sick:

    That happened to a friend of mine too - she said that she had ants in her cup from the deli in my office building. Been nothing but bottled stuff for me since.
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:


    And Birds, lots of birds.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Should I make more coffee, or head down to the cafeteria for more coffee?

    that's quite the conundrum.... :think:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,694
    davidtrios wrote:
    ill take it

    http://chicago.condo.com/Condo-For-Sale ... m_63062765
    :shock: :shock: That would cost $400,000 where I live. At least. :(
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:

    How did the protest go?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    ill take it

    http://chicago.condo.com/Condo-For-Sale ... m_63062765
    :shock: :shock: That would cost $400,000 where I live. At least. :(


    it'd be closer to that if it was in the city in a nice hood.
    81 is now off the air

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,694
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:
    :o I will probably never drink a fountain soda without checking the cup first now.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,694
    81 wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    ill take it

    http://chicago.condo.com/Condo-For-Sale ... m_63062765
    :shock: :shock: That would cost $400,000 where I live. At least. :(


    it'd be closer to that if it was in the city in a nice hood.
    Oh, in a nice hood it would be more like $600K! FML.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.

    And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
    "What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
    "Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."

    :shock: :fp:

    How did the protest go?

    11 years, I felt good.
    But then one day I rode my bicycle home from the bar in a ziggity-zaggety pattern and broke down and got a sweet tea and some fries. I do dig their fires. I felt like I cheated on my g/f when I broke the protest. I dont go there anymore, its just nasty when you're sober. And if im drunk, I just hope I have the strenght to remember the bugs. Remember the bugs I tell myself.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    81 wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:



    it'd be closer to that if it was in the city in a nice hood.
    Oh, in a nice hood it would be more like $600K! FML.

    $400/month for condo fees??? They better do your dishes and laundry for that...

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