Whats your favorite Ed line at a show!

InHiding19
InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
edited December 2007 in Given To Fly (live)
PLAY LEASE YOU PUSSIES!!!!
hahaha that cracks me up
MSG 03 II
Out of the Blue and Into the Black................Uncle Neil Philly 08 here I come!!!!
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  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    "... me and Jeff are going to the front gate and when you exit, we are going to beat the shit out of every barefoot person here"
    haha

    11/05/93 - Empire Polo Fields: Indio, CA
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    fuera de este mundo
  • sonny
    sonny Posts: 132
    Someone was throwing quarters at Ed during Go at the 9/16/98 Mansfield, MA show. Right at the end of the song he says.......

    "Listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fuckin' quarter out here and we're outta here, I'm tellin' ya, FUCKER! What the fuck, you're blowin' it for fuckin' everybody. Hit me with a fuckin' quarter again and, fuck it, I'm outta here. We're all outta here. Fuck you, and if anyone sees someone throw fuckin' change right next to them, you have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta them. Thank you very much. Fuckin' idiot. Ah, that felt good, thank you."
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,793
    the floor is now open for request .....ed penn state 03.....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NYbenben
    NYbenben Posts: 1,020
    "this one is dedicated to the bastard that married my momma..."

    i believe from Live on Two Legs... right before Betterman... i may be wrong though.
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    "It's alright, you can throw things..."

    After saying Pittsburgh wasn't the band's favorite place to visit (while in Pittsburgh).
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    Well, the line when he showed a message during the show in Ed Sullivan theatre about Leash. I just thought that is humor.
  • Ledbetterus
    Ledbetterus Posts: 592
    Heh Hershey 03 was pretty funny.. I guess Eddie was in a bad mood or something, but he kept getting flashed and he told the girl something along the lines of:

    "show me something better, I don't want to see those mosquito bites... ...put more time into getting an education... ...I actually like to shit on little girls heads..."

    Granted, that whole quote is in no way accurate and in no particular order, but it went something like that :P
    Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
  • Carlos D
    Carlos D Posts: 638
    'I am a doughnut' Berlin 96 before WHo You Are


    The one after Pinkpop 92 where he got mixed up between Dutch and Danish people was pretty funny

    'This one's another singalong!' Before playing Lukin at the Garden in 2003

    ''Mike McCready thought the lyrics were 'I wanna rock and roll all night and part of everyday' '' Talking about Mike and the Kiss song Rock and Roll All night at Benaroya Hall 2003
    It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
    But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

    www.bebo.com/pearljam06
  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    I cracked up at Lollapalooza when Ed was talking about the BP boycott, and he said something like, "It's like dating someone who never brushes their teeth. Don't kiss them. You wouldn't kiss them!"
    Chicago 2000 : Chicago 2003 : Chicago 2006 : Summerfest 2006 : Lollapalooza 2007 : Chicago 2009 : Noblesville (Indy) 2010 : PJ20 (East Troy) 2011 : Wrigley Field 2013 : Milwaukee (Yield) 2014 : Wrigley Field 2016
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    "cheers!"
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    "red rover, red rover....mike mccready take over"
    during evenflow Philly 05.
    It just makes me chuckle:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Viggo
    Viggo Posts: 274
    "I'm just like you, I'm just like you. Then I guess it's my turn to throws this back.."

    empire polo grounds, indio, ca 1993
    It's okay, It's okay
    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
    2007: Pearl Jam concert in Düsseldorf (21. June)
    2007: Chris Cornell concert in Kristiansand (2. July)
    2007: The Who concert in Kristiansand (4. July)
  • Pegasus
    Pegasus Posts: 3,754
    "we're not coming here enough to deserve that kind of response" Reading 2006
    I think we can agree there Ed, on the first part anyway :p
  • Army & Navy
    Army & Navy Posts: 120
    "This one's called Evacuation"
  • londonwpr
    londonwpr Posts: 293
    Alpine Valley - 6/21/03

    The first part is hilarious...the second part is painful to hear/read since we've been waiting for 4+ years now for them to return...

    "Power to the people man.... The real people, the people that work, not the people that sit in their towers, and try to run the whole thing, thinking that we're too stupid to notice what they're doing! They get us in our little holes, and our boxes, and our cages and they show us American Idol and American Gladiators and American .... blowjob, buttfuck, whatever. And everyone watches with baited breath. Oh, who's going to get a blowjob tonight? What American's going to get a blowjob tonight? When in reality, you could be getting one yourself instead of watching the fucking TV, I don't know. I digress. I'm going to get a guitar. But we were just talking in the back, and we were thinking that maybe uh, on the strength of a night like this, and uh, really, uh, so you understand how much we appreciate it, we were thinking that instead of uh, waiting 2 years or even, uh, after we finish the next record, maybe just next summer, we could come back and play, just a few places that we've been to and this would be one of them. And hopefully even in a year, the world will be a little more straightened out."
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    londonwpr wrote:
    Alpine Valley - 6/21/03

    The first part is hilarious...the second part is painful to hear/read since we've been waiting for 4+ years now for them to return...

    "Power to the people man.... The real people, the people that work, not the people that sit in their towers, and try to run the whole thing, thinking that we're too stupid to notice what they're doing! They get us in our little holes, and our boxes, and our cages and they show us American Idol and American Gladiators and American .... blowjob, buttfuck, whatever. And everyone watches with baited breath. Oh, who's going to get a blowjob tonight? What American's going to get a blowjob tonight? When in reality, you could be getting one yourself instead of watching the fucking TV, I don't know. I digress. I'm going to get a guitar. But we were just talking in the back, and we were thinking that maybe uh, on the strength of a night like this, and uh, really, uh, so you understand how much we appreciate it, we were thinking that instead of uh, waiting 2 years or even, uh, after we finish the next record, maybe just next summer, we could come back and play, just a few places that we've been to and this would be one of them. And hopefully even in a year, the world will be a little more straightened out."


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4943244#post4943244

    post #20 :D

    Yep were still waitng for them to return to Alpine. Someday it will happen mmmmmmk. :D
  • londonwpr
    londonwpr Posts: 293
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4943244#post4943244

    post #20 :D

    Yep were still waitng for them to return to Alpine. Someday it will happen mmmmmmk. :D

    Great minds, think alike Uncle Pat! Was he wearing that ridiculous coat from the Frogs while he was going off? I don't remember. But, I do remember he was quite inebriated which made it very funny!
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • Foo4Everlong
    Foo4Everlong Posts: 98
    "Hey listen asshole! One more fucker throws a fuckin' quarter out here and we're outta here. I'm tellin' ya! Fucker! What the fuck! You're blowin' it for fuckin' everbody! Hit me with a fuckin' quarter again and fuck it, I'm outta here, we're all outta here! Fuck you! And if anyone sees someone throw....fuckin' change right next to them, you have my permission to personally beat the fuckin' holy shit out of them! Thank you very much! Fuckin' idiot! Ah, that felt good! Thank you....State of Love + Trust! Wow!"

    ed

    09.16.98
    Foo4Everlong
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    londonwpr wrote:
    Great minds, think alike Uncle Pat! Was he wearing that ridiculous coat from the Frogs while he was going off? I don't remember. But, I do remember he was quite inebriated which made it very funny!


    I can't recall if he had the coat on. That was such a great rant he went on. hehe



    GREAT FUCKING SHOW!!!
  • londonwpr
    londonwpr Posts: 293
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    I can't recall if he had the coat on. That was such a great rant he went on. hehe



    GREAT FUCKING SHOW!!!

    It was a perfect night. Amazing set list, beautiful sunset and incredible crowd. Since this was their first show back at Alpine since the Ice Bowl in 2000 Ed said, 'We swore we'd never play that fucking place again.' I'm glad they did since it was magical.

    Alpine in 2008!!
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06

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