Whats your favorite Ed line at a show!

InHiding19InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
edited December 2007 in Given To Fly (live)
PLAY LEASE YOU PUSSIES!!!!
hahaha that cracks me up
MSG 03 II
Out of the Blue and Into the Black................Uncle Neil Philly 08 here I come!!!!
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  • rvprvp Posts: 779
    "... me and Jeff are going to the front gate and when you exit, we are going to beat the shit out of every barefoot person here"
    haha

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  • sonnysonny Posts: 132
    Someone was throwing quarters at Ed during Go at the 9/16/98 Mansfield, MA show. Right at the end of the song he says.......

    "Listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fuckin' quarter out here and we're outta here, I'm tellin' ya, FUCKER! What the fuck, you're blowin' it for fuckin' everybody. Hit me with a fuckin' quarter again and, fuck it, I'm outta here. We're all outta here. Fuck you, and if anyone sees someone throw fuckin' change right next to them, you have my permission to beat the fuckin' holy shit outta them. Thank you very much. Fuckin' idiot. Ah, that felt good, thank you."
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,602
    the floor is now open for request .....ed penn state 03.....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    "this one is dedicated to the bastard that married my momma..."

    i believe from Live on Two Legs... right before Betterman... i may be wrong though.
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    "It's alright, you can throw things..."

    After saying Pittsburgh wasn't the band's favorite place to visit (while in Pittsburgh).
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • Well, the line when he showed a message during the show in Ed Sullivan theatre about Leash. I just thought that is humor.
  • Heh Hershey 03 was pretty funny.. I guess Eddie was in a bad mood or something, but he kept getting flashed and he told the girl something along the lines of:

    "show me something better, I don't want to see those mosquito bites... ...put more time into getting an education... ...I actually like to shit on little girls heads..."

    Granted, that whole quote is in no way accurate and in no particular order, but it went something like that :P
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  • Carlos DCarlos D Posts: 638
    'I am a doughnut' Berlin 96 before WHo You Are


    The one after Pinkpop 92 where he got mixed up between Dutch and Danish people was pretty funny

    'This one's another singalong!' Before playing Lukin at the Garden in 2003

    ''Mike McCready thought the lyrics were 'I wanna rock and roll all night and part of everyday' '' Talking about Mike and the Kiss song Rock and Roll All night at Benaroya Hall 2003
    It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
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  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    I cracked up at Lollapalooza when Ed was talking about the BP boycott, and he said something like, "It's like dating someone who never brushes their teeth. Don't kiss them. You wouldn't kiss them!"
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  • chinobaezachinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    "cheers!"
  • "red rover, red rover....mike mccready take over"
    during evenflow Philly 05.
    It just makes me chuckle:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • ViggoViggo Posts: 274
    "I'm just like you, I'm just like you. Then I guess it's my turn to throws this back.."

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    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
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  • PegasusPegasus Posts: 3,754
    "we're not coming here enough to deserve that kind of response" Reading 2006
    I think we can agree there Ed, on the first part anyway :p
  • "This one's called Evacuation"
  • Alpine Valley - 6/21/03

    The first part is hilarious...the second part is painful to hear/read since we've been waiting for 4+ years now for them to return...

    "Power to the people man.... The real people, the people that work, not the people that sit in their towers, and try to run the whole thing, thinking that we're too stupid to notice what they're doing! They get us in our little holes, and our boxes, and our cages and they show us American Idol and American Gladiators and American .... blowjob, buttfuck, whatever. And everyone watches with baited breath. Oh, who's going to get a blowjob tonight? What American's going to get a blowjob tonight? When in reality, you could be getting one yourself instead of watching the fucking TV, I don't know. I digress. I'm going to get a guitar. But we were just talking in the back, and we were thinking that maybe uh, on the strength of a night like this, and uh, really, uh, so you understand how much we appreciate it, we were thinking that instead of uh, waiting 2 years or even, uh, after we finish the next record, maybe just next summer, we could come back and play, just a few places that we've been to and this would be one of them. And hopefully even in a year, the world will be a little more straightened out."
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • londonwpr wrote:
    Alpine Valley - 6/21/03

    The first part is hilarious...the second part is painful to hear/read since we've been waiting for 4+ years now for them to return...

    "Power to the people man.... The real people, the people that work, not the people that sit in their towers, and try to run the whole thing, thinking that we're too stupid to notice what they're doing! They get us in our little holes, and our boxes, and our cages and they show us American Idol and American Gladiators and American .... blowjob, buttfuck, whatever. And everyone watches with baited breath. Oh, who's going to get a blowjob tonight? What American's going to get a blowjob tonight? When in reality, you could be getting one yourself instead of watching the fucking TV, I don't know. I digress. I'm going to get a guitar. But we were just talking in the back, and we were thinking that maybe uh, on the strength of a night like this, and uh, really, uh, so you understand how much we appreciate it, we were thinking that instead of uh, waiting 2 years or even, uh, after we finish the next record, maybe just next summer, we could come back and play, just a few places that we've been to and this would be one of them. And hopefully even in a year, the world will be a little more straightened out."


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4943244#post4943244

    post #20 :D

    Yep were still waitng for them to return to Alpine. Someday it will happen mmmmmmk. :D
  • http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=4943244#post4943244

    post #20 :D

    Yep were still waitng for them to return to Alpine. Someday it will happen mmmmmmk. :D

    Great minds, think alike Uncle Pat! Was he wearing that ridiculous coat from the Frogs while he was going off? I don't remember. But, I do remember he was quite inebriated which made it very funny!
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • "Hey listen asshole! One more fucker throws a fuckin' quarter out here and we're outta here. I'm tellin' ya! Fucker! What the fuck! You're blowin' it for fuckin' everbody! Hit me with a fuckin' quarter again and fuck it, I'm outta here, we're all outta here! Fuck you! And if anyone sees someone throw....fuckin' change right next to them, you have my permission to personally beat the fuckin' holy shit out of them! Thank you very much! Fuckin' idiot! Ah, that felt good! Thank you....State of Love + Trust! Wow!"

    ed

    09.16.98
    Foo4Everlong
  • londonwpr wrote:
    Great minds, think alike Uncle Pat! Was he wearing that ridiculous coat from the Frogs while he was going off? I don't remember. But, I do remember he was quite inebriated which made it very funny!


    I can't recall if he had the coat on. That was such a great rant he went on. hehe



    GREAT FUCKING SHOW!!!
  • I can't recall if he had the coat on. That was such a great rant he went on. hehe



    GREAT FUCKING SHOW!!!

    It was a perfect night. Amazing set list, beautiful sunset and incredible crowd. Since this was their first show back at Alpine since the Ice Bowl in 2000 Ed said, 'We swore we'd never play that fucking place again.' I'm glad they did since it was magical.

    Alpine in 2008!!
    7/8/95, 6/26/98, 6/27/98, 8/17/98, 8/18/00, 8/20/00, 8/21/00, 10/8/00, 10/21/00, 6/16/03, 6/18/03, 6/21/03, 6/22/03, 6/24/03, 10/3/04, 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/15/05, 9/16/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/20/06, 6/24/06, 6/30/06
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    Alpine In 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • londonwpr wrote:
    It was a perfect night. Amazing set list, beautiful sunset and incredible crowd. Since this was their first show back at Alpine since the Ice Bowl in 2000 Ed said, 'We swore we'd never play that fucking place again.' I'm glad they did since it was magical.

    Alpine in 2008!!

    pjtaper wrote:
    Alpine In 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    Alpine Valley 2008 :D
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    Alpine Valley 2008 :D
    So... maybe they should come back...
  • "We can only sumise that there has been a lot of fucking been going on in Montreal, cuz it wasn't this populated last time we were through here i don't believe."

    Ed also screwed up the first verse of "Sad" which was hilarious -- "Door swings to passing fable...aww fuck!" then he continues with actual 1st verse.

    Bad ass show! They played "Trouble", I mean, come on, seriously.
    Saratoga '00
    Holmdel '03
    Boston '04 (both nights)
    Montreal '05
    Ottawa '05
    Albany '06
    Hartford '06
    Las Vegas '06
    San Diego '06

    If I wasn't so broke I would probably have seen 5 times as many shows!

    "Made it to the ocean, smoked a joint a tree..."
  • pajopajo Posts: 3,292
    well, it's a bit cheesy but obviously our favourite Ed line at a show is when he told the Zagreb crowd 'we're gonna love you a long time' :)
    needless to say, the feeling is mutual...
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,156
    Totronto II 06 .....During Fucking Up ....Ed says George Bush loves this song!!! :p
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,602
    how about RANDALL'S ISLAND 96 "the pussy's in tampa would of left 1/2hr ago" it was raining like hell but they still just fucking rocked .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    "made it all the way to sydney, smoked a joint in a tree" oh and look at my sig. also good.
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  • PegasusPegasus Posts: 3,754
    pjfan31 wrote:
    "made it all the way to sydney, smoked a joint in a tree" oh and look at my sig. also good.
    would work better if you spelled MargAret ;)
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