Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Posts: 12,995
    "Yeah I'm watching you too...but this guy is really showing me something" :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoyb1bgSAo
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  • Posts: 13,076
    You don't even know what a write-off is.
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    afroannnie wrote:
    "Yeah I'm watching you too...but this guy is really showing me something" :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoyb1bgSAo
    :lol::lol: One of my favorite Kramer moments.
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  • Union City, TN Posts: 4,155
    norm wrote:
    did he use the word 'man'?

    When he left, did he say "I'm splittin'"?

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    [Setting: A photographer's studio]

    (George is holding out his hands while a man and woman marvel at them. A photographer is fooling around with a camera towards the right wall)

    MAN: I've never seen hands like these before..

    WOMAN: They're so soft and milky white.

    PHOTOGRAPHER: You know who's hands they remind me of? (Pauses for effect) Ray McKigney.

    (The woman nods as the man looks off into space)

    MAN: Ugh.. Ray.

    PHOTOGRAPHER: He was it.

    GEORGE: Who was he?

    PHOTOGRAPHER: The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.

    GEORGE: (Hands still out, even though they've stopped looking at them) What happened to him?

    (Obviously a touchy subject, the woman coyly walks over to the photographer, and they both occupy themselves. The man is left to tell George the answer to his question)

    MAN: (Clears throat) Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..

    (Long pause)

    GEORGE: You mean, uh..?

    MAN: Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.

    GEORGE: (Makes a gesture saying he understands. The man nods) But how.. uh..?

    MAN: (Quick, to the point) The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. (Holds hand up, displaying a claw-like shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen he was unable to manipulate utensils, (Visibly disgusted by this last part) and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I.. only hope you have a little more self-control.

    GEORGE: (Smiling to himself) You don't have to worry about me. (Nodding, gloating) I won a contest.

    (The man nods, unsure of what to say or do)

    PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok, let's get to work.

    (Scene ends)
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  • Posts: 13,076
    How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide? How does she expect you to watch TV? Am I just supposed to... turn it on and wander aimlessly around the dial?
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  • Posts: 31,146
    he took it out
  • Posts: 12,995
    norm wrote:
    he took it out

    I was just coming on here to post that... :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Posts: 31,146
    afroannnie wrote:
    show previous quotes

    I was just coming on here to post that... :D

    Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there.

    :mrgreen:
  • Posts: 17,560
    norm wrote:
    he took it out
    He took (puff puff) it out.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • Posts: 12,995
    norm wrote:
    show previous quotes

    Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there.

    :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Posts: 13,076
    Jerry: "This is interesting..."

    Elaine: "What?"

    Jerry: "Jane's topless."

    Kramer: "Yo-yo ma!"
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  • Posts: 12,995
    Ben: I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

    Elaine: Look it, are we going to have sex, or not?
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    Mickey: we'll rock paper scissors for it
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: paper
    Mickey: rock, I win
    Kramer: but doesn't paper beat rock?
    Mickey: no it doesn't. rock flies right through paper. *smack*
    Kramer: so what beats rock?
    Mickey: nothin' beats rock!
    Kramer: go again
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock
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    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Mickey: we'll rock paper scissors for it
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: paper
    Mickey: rock, I win
    Kramer: but doesn't paper beat rock?
    Mickey: no it doesn't. rock flies right through paper. *smack*
    Kramer: so what beats rock?
    Mickey: nothin' beats rock!
    Kramer: go again
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock

    :lol:
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    Kramer about to burst in...
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    vant0037 wrote:
    tumblr_md4kygojjO1qzx9tmo1_400.jpg

    Kramer about to burst in...

    Cool shot! Nice to see it from a behind the scenes perspective.
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  • Posts: 17,560
    vant0037 wrote:
    tumblr_md4kygojjO1qzx9tmo1_400.jpg

    Kramer about to burst in...
    This is an incredible shot. Where did you find this?
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