Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Did anyone see the Michael Richards episode of Jerry's web show?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    ESTELLE: Who told you you could have sex in our bed?

    GEORGE: (pleading) Well, my bed is too small.

    FRANK: Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into,
    into Bourbon Street!

    ESTELLE: Where am I going to sleep?

    GEORGE: What're you talking about?

    ESTELLE: I can't sleep in there!

    GEORGE: Of course you can.

    ESTELLE: I can't! (screams) I can't!

    FRANK: That's it! You're grounded!

    GEORGE: (incredulous) You can't ground me, I'm a grown man.

    FRANK: You wanna live here? You respect the rules of our house. (yells) You're
    grounded!
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
    2003-06-16 St. Paul
    2006-06-26 St. Paul
    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
    2012-06-27 Amsterdam
    2013-07-19 Wrigley
    2013-11-21 San Diego
    2013-11-23 Los Angeles
    2013-11-24 Los Angeles
    2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
    2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
    2014-10-09 Lincoln
    2014-10-19 St. Paul
    2014-10-20 Milwaukee
    2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
    2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
    2018-06-18 London 1
    2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
    2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
    2022-09-16 Nashville
    2023-08-31 St. Paul
    2023-09-02 St. Paul
    2023-09-05 Chicago 1
    2024-08-31 Wrigley 2
    2024-09-15 Fenway 1
    2024-09-27 Ohana 1
    2024-09-29 Ohana 2
    2025-05-03 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    I know this isn't Seinfeld the show related, but this Friday, we're heading to Duluth, MN (about 2.5 hours north of Minneapolis-St. Paul) to see this guy perform...

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    Because this is partly in celebration of our anniversary, we're doing it up, and staying right on Lake Superior, and spent a fortune on 2nd row seats!

    I've always been too poor or otherwise unavailable to see Jerry when he comes through the Twin Cities, so we're going all out on this one. Can't wait! Any one else catching Jerry on this tour?
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
    2003-06-16 St. Paul
    2006-06-26 St. Paul
    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
    2012-06-27 Amsterdam
    2013-07-19 Wrigley
    2013-11-21 San Diego
    2013-11-23 Los Angeles
    2013-11-24 Los Angeles
    2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
    2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
    2014-10-09 Lincoln
    2014-10-19 St. Paul
    2014-10-20 Milwaukee
    2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
    2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
    2018-06-18 London 1
    2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
    2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
    2022-09-16 Nashville
    2023-08-31 St. Paul
    2023-09-02 St. Paul
    2023-09-05 Chicago 1
    2024-08-31 Wrigley 2
    2024-09-15 Fenway 1
    2024-09-27 Ohana 1
    2024-09-29 Ohana 2
    2025-05-03 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    vant0037 wrote:
    I know this isn't Seinfeld the show related, but this Friday, we're heading to Duluth, MN (about 2.5 hours north of Minneapolis-St. Paul) to see this guy perform...

    ap12070103407-69702a92ef1e5c9f8b63a1886d255adf4cf084a3-s2.jpg

    Because this is partly in celebration of our anniversary, we're doing it up, and staying right on Lake Superior, and spent a fortune on 2nd row seats!

    I've always been too poor or otherwise unavailable to see Jerry when he comes through the Twin Cities, so we're going all out on this one. Can't wait! Any one else catching Jerry on this tour?

    Have a great time, and happy anniversary! I wish he were stopping in Utah again on this tour, because I would highly consider getting tickets.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Have a great time, and happy anniversary! I wish he were stopping in Utah again on this tour, because I would highly consider getting tickets.

    Thanks! We're really excited (although its supposed to be 41F and -gasp- snowy in Duluth on Friday). We've never seen him live before, probably because he always seems to play Duluth and not the Twin Cities.
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
    2003-06-16 St. Paul
    2006-06-26 St. Paul
    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
    2012-06-27 Amsterdam
    2013-07-19 Wrigley
    2013-11-21 San Diego
    2013-11-23 Los Angeles
    2013-11-24 Los Angeles
    2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
    2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
    2014-10-09 Lincoln
    2014-10-19 St. Paul
    2014-10-20 Milwaukee
    2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
    2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
    2018-06-18 London 1
    2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
    2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
    2022-09-16 Nashville
    2023-08-31 St. Paul
    2023-09-02 St. Paul
    2023-09-05 Chicago 1
    2024-08-31 Wrigley 2
    2024-09-15 Fenway 1
    2024-09-27 Ohana 1
    2024-09-29 Ohana 2
    2025-05-03 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    vant0037 wrote:
    Kramer: "Mm-hmm. I prepared it as I bathed."

    that is so bizarre! I was just coming to this thread to post that very line! :o
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    LloydXmas wrote:
    GEORGE: Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it.

    JERRY: Who said you have to like it?

    GEORGE: Everybody likes pesto. You walk into a restaurant, that's all you hear - pesto, pesto, pesto.

    JERRY: I don't like pesto.

    GEORGE: Where was pesto 10 years ago?

    JERRY: (Gesturing to a man) Look at that guy. (Elaine starts to look, but Jerry stops her) I'll bet you he's gettin' hair transplants. Any time you see a guy that age wearing a baseball cap, ten to one - plugs.

    now, the thing about that painting is.......oh yeah, plug-ola.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,995
    He took *ha* *ha* it out.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    lois loan
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    Just got back from seeing Jerry. That guy is unreal. Not only is he hilarious, but he is a true, true professional. Handles the crowd well, just rolls from one topic to another. Easily the best stand-up performer I've seen, and we've seen lots.
    1998-06-30 Minneapolis
    2003-06-16 St. Paul
    2006-06-26 St. Paul
    2007-08-05 Chicago
    2009-08-23 Chicago
    2009-08-28 San Francisco
    2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
    2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
    2011-09-03 PJ20
    2011-09-04 PJ20
    2011-09-17 Winnipeg
    2012-06-26 Amsterdam
    2012-06-27 Amsterdam
    2013-07-19 Wrigley
    2013-11-21 San Diego
    2013-11-23 Los Angeles
    2013-11-24 Los Angeles
    2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
    2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
    2014-10-09 Lincoln
    2014-10-19 St. Paul
    2014-10-20 Milwaukee
    2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
    2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
    2018-06-18 London 1
    2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
    2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
    2022-09-16 Nashville
    2023-08-31 St. Paul
    2023-09-02 St. Paul
    2023-09-05 Chicago 1
    2024-08-31 Wrigley 2
    2024-09-15 Fenway 1
    2024-09-27 Ohana 1
    2024-09-29 Ohana 2
    2025-05-03 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    vant0037 wrote:
    Just got back from seeing Jerry. That guy is unreal. Not only is he hilarious, but he is a true, true professional. Handles the crowd well, just rolls from one topic to another. Easily the best stand-up performer I've seen, and we've seen lots.
    Would love to see him live. Will have to keep a look out for next time he comes to CT.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    vant0037 wrote:
    Just got back from seeing Jerry. That guy is unreal. Not only is he hilarious, but he is a true, true professional. Handles the crowd well, just rolls from one topic to another. Easily the best stand-up performer I've seen, and we've seen lots.
    Would love to see him live. Will have to keep a look out for next time he comes to CT.

    Ditto, except in Utah.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Yo-yo ma!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "George: it's not you, it's me."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    just got tix for the wife and i to see jerry at the borgata in a couple weeks. the next week he will be performing in....anchorage alaska. :lol:


    i've wanted to see his stand up routine live for so long. pretty pumped about this. :thumbup:
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,995
    They gave me the Penske File.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,995
    I've probably posted this before in this thread. But if I haven't, here's a site where you can stream every episode

    http://seinfeld-episodes.blogspot.com/
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    The Juggler wrote:
    just got tix for the wife and i to see jerry at the borgata in a couple weeks. the next week he will be performing in....anchorage alaska. :lol:


    i've wanted to see his stand up routine live for so long. pretty pumped about this. :thumbup:
    :lol: Have a blast! I'd love to see him the next time he comes to CT.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmMna1Ew ... re=related
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    everybody's doing something. we'll do nothing!!

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