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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • vital5 wrote:
    I emailed it to you through here.... not sure if that works too well... lemme know!
    I just sent you an e-mail.....you'll see why when you see the 8th picture :eek:

    OMG! LMAO! :D
  • are you still on the pubes? :eek:

    i saw someone dressed as a ginger ninja in town today :eek:
    No :eek: :D

    and

    LMAO!!!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    The old Doris' golf was called off today so dads brought her into the city. She is being a sweetheart and doing some filing but standing over my shoulder the whole damn time....so I wont be around much today
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    The old Doris' golf was called off today so dads brought her into the city. She is being a sweetheart and doing some filing but standing over my shoulder the whole damn time....so I wont be around much today
    LOL!!!

    Awwww what a darlin' helping her boys out.....you should take her out for a nice lunch, Brendan :)

    Hi Brendan's Mum :D *waves*
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    vital5 wrote:
    suz.. what's that stuck in the back of your throat???? :eek:

    That makes me gag just thinking of it.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    The old Doris' golf was called off today so dads brought her into the city. She is being a sweetheart and doing some filing but standing over my shoulder the whole damn time....so I wont be around much today


    How old is your Mum if u dont mind me asking???......

    She is probably trying to find out who is accessing all the porno sites from the office computer... LOL
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    The old Doris' golf was called off today so dads brought her into the city. She is being a sweetheart and doing some filing but standing over my shoulder the whole damn time....so I wont be around much today

    We better stop talking about your big penis then! :D

    HI MUM!!!! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    LOL!!!

    Awwww what a darlin' helping her boys out.....you should take her out for a nice lunch, Brendan :)

    Hi Brendan's Mum :D *waves*

    Yea God bless her. She bought her gym clothes too – gonna drag her across the road and punish her.

    I waved to her for you and she said “tell that skank to get stuffed”
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    How old is your Mum if u dont mind me asking???......

    She is probably trying to find out who is accessing all the porno sites from the office computer... LOL

    In fact I do mind you asking.

    Thats why Im taking her to the gym so she cant get on my computer.

    She is 60. The other half 61
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    We better stop talking about your big penis then! :D

    HI MUM!!!! :D

    I told her about you too. She likes you because "my little boy got sex for the first time in 8 years".
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    if anyone asks i was never here.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    if anyone asks i was never here.

    Dont gettem to ask me dobber boy.

    What are you up to?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    That makes me gag just thinking of it.
    my work here is done! :D

    I don't even need to be in your dreams :p
  • if anyone asks i was never here.

    sneaking off work for play dates with rob? :eek: BAD!

    hehe.. i'm eating the best pear right now
    wah
  • DonJon wrote:
    Yea God bless her. She bought her gym clothes too – gonna drag her across the road and punish her.

    I waved to her for you and she said “tell that skank to get stuffed”
    Awwwwww :) what a sweet lady.




    Now punch her in the tit for me :eek:













    I'm kidding!!!!! :D
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    I told her about you too. She likes you because "my little boy got sex for the first time in 8 years".

    Yeah! It was like getting hit by a milk truck! :D You need to "self love" more often!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    vital5 wrote:
    my work here is done! :D

    I don't even need to be in your dreams :p

    I wouldn't know if you were in my dreams or not because I have noooo idea what you look like.

    I knew DonJon was DonJon because he had dark hair and I called him DonJon! LOL

    Aus Suz had long blonde hair. That's the only feature of hers that I know.

    Vital5??? No idea.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    In fact I do mind you asking.

    Thats why Im taking her to the gym so she cant get on my computer.

    She is 60. The other half 61

    She's my brothers age....
  • Ooh! Forgot to ask...... Brendan.....did you get my sms last night? With the drivers name (that took us to Fisho's).
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    In fact I do mind you asking.


    Sorry for that...:)
    I think I remember u telling me your parents ages b4 anyway...:)
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    She likes you because "my little boy got sex for the first time in 8 years".


    :eek:
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    sneaking off work for play dates with rob? :eek: BAD!

    hehe.. i'm eating the best pear right now


    Im eating the best custard fruit flan......it has strawberries, blue berries and kiwi fruit............yummmm
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    aus_suz wrote:
    Im eating the best custard fruit flan......it has strawberries, blue berries and kiwi fruit............yummmm

    Are you the size of a house? :eek: How do you eat all this shit and still stay so skinny....chocolate, flans, cheesecake, cake, chocolate, chocolate...
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    She's my brothers age....

    :eek:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Ooh! Forgot to ask...... Brendan.....did you get my sms last night? With the drivers name (that took us to Fisho's).


    Yeah I text yoou back with his number didnt I? Graham
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    Sorry for that...:)
    I think I remember u telling me your parents ages b4 anyway...:)

    I was only joking dear.

    Ive never understood why people hide their age
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Are you the size of a house? :eek: How do you eat all this shit and still stay so skinny....chocolate, flans, cheesecake, cake, chocolate, chocolate...


    LOL.....
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    I was only joking dear.

    Ive never understood why people hide their age

    I don't get that either. Mum mum and dad have always told people their ages. They're 63 and 64.

    How old are you?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Are you the size of a house? :eek: How do you eat all this shit and still stay so skinny....chocolate, flans, cheesecake, cake, chocolate, chocolate...

    Metabolism!!!

    Im lucky like that too. Im a scrawny bastard - get in from mum (no wonder with the 1.5kg weights she was lifting at the gym ).

    My diet is pretty good though but Ive never had to watch what I eat and I eat pretty damn large. Bought a new suit the other week and the dude said "You've bought about 8 suits off me over the years and not once have you had to have any alterations done" Should be a model I should!

    Beer and beer gut - well thats not gonna be mentioned
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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