Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

ZiggyStar

Aus Suz....I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU!!! No bullshit!!!!! I woke up at 3 am and remembered it in detail but now I forget. It was only a short one though.

It was EXTREMELY boring -- you couldn't decide what product to buy at the shop -- it was something like bread crumbs or biscuit base or batter or something like that! You were holding different boxes and you asked someone for their recommendation. And that's it!

How weird is that? I'm definitely spending too much time on here!

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping and keep waking up through out the night. I've been having about 5 different dreams each night.

vital5

ZiggyStar wrote:

Aus Suz....I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU!!! No bullshit!!!!! I woke up at 3 am and remembered it in detail but now I forget. It was only a short one though.

It was EXTREMELY boring -- you couldn't decide what product to buy at the shop -- it was something like bread crumbs or biscuit base or batter or something like that! You were holding different boxes and you asked someone for their recommendation. And that's it!

How weird is that? I'm definitely spending too much time on here!

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping and keep waking up through out the night. I've been having about 5 different dreams each night.

did aus_suz have ginger pubes? lol

and stop getting so much sleep and you won't dream

am i next?! :eek: lol

vital5

illegal_pants wrote:

i have van halen for my ring tone...

fishy, you're not going to bed! you're off to watch the hannah montana you taped today

i love cow and chicken.. :eek:

i have a nice part from Charmer - KOL as my ringtone....

vital5

«¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:

BDO can suck my hairy nutsack

does ur nutsack have ginger pubes?

ZiggyStar

vital5 wrote:

did aus_suz have ginger pubes? lol

and stop getting so much sleep and you won't dream

am i next?! :eek: lol

Nooooo....she had CLOTHES ON!!!!!

vital5

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Rob has rediscovered porn.....:eek: I mean X-Box :eek:

seX-Box or XXX-Box....

maybe that is the piece of software he had to use.... helps browse porn on his x-box... heh

DonJon

vital5 wrote:

Firey Crotched Society....

FC

A ginger gets their just desserts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZhx7Qi9dIk

Farkin classic - pure gold. Cant believe the fat bastard didnt fall in

I was at Warriewood beach over summe. rIn front of the carpark the beach - full: behind is a massive hill where there woulda bee 30 people just sitting watching the surf. I had a mates car door open and was taking my wetty off, towell around me as I had no undies on.

As Im getting the wetty below my knees, me mate just starts honking the horn and Ive got 100 pairs of eyes on the car. I panicked, started to rush/stress, dropped towell, fell into door, fell into car. "Stop it ya c*nt, fuckin stop it" half laughing half angry.

Finally got wetsuit off after about 45 secs with the whole beach watching and giggling. Good times!!!

vital5

aus_suz wrote:

Yeah thats massive.....Ive got 180gb and I only have about 10GB free...LOL

how...?! full of ginger porn?

vital5

«¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:

im down with the whole sorry thing, but who's gonna apologise to all us convicts. We should Sue !!

i have phantom pains where my ball and chain used to be :(

ozsmalltowngirl

DonJon wrote:

Farkin classic - pure gold. Cant believe the fat bastard didnt fall in

I was at Warriewood beach over summe. rIn front of the carpark the beach - full: behind is a massive hill where there woulda bee 30 people just sitting watching the surf. I had a mates car door open and was taking my wetty off, towell around me as I had no undies on.

As Im getting the wetty below my knees, me mate just starts honking the horn and Ive got 100 pairs of eyes on the car. I panicked, started to rush/stress, dropped towell, fell into door, fell into car. "Stop it ya c*nt, fuckin stop it" half laughing half angry.

Finally got wetsuit off after about 45 secs with the whole beach watching and giggling. Good times!!!

LMAO!! Love it

Youtube link please!

vital5

aus_suz wrote:

OMG Ive been saying the same thing for yrs.....what about all the convicts that didnt have a choice got torn away from their families and never got to see them again in most cases and after all most of them were only trying to put food on the table for their families...and had to steal so they didnt starve..
They were victims as well.....................lots were wrongly convicted as well..

Is Rudd still Prime Minister? Havent heard much from him

I got a half-funny email about saying sorry... today

here's an excerpt:

"We apologise for giving you doctors and free medical care, which allows you to survive and multiply so that you can demand apologies.
We apologise for giving you interest free loans.
We apologise for allowing taxpayers money paid towards daughters’ wedding ($8,000.00 each daughter)"

hehe

ozsmalltowngirl

vital5 wrote:

i have phantom pains where my balls used to be :(

:( Poor Stuart.

ozsmalltowngirl

vital5 wrote:

Is Rudd still Prime Minister? Havent heard much from him

I got a half-funny email about saying sorry... today

here's an excerpt:

"We apologise for giving you doctors and free medical care, which allows you to survive and multiply so that you can demand apologies.
We apologise for giving you interest free loans.
We apologise for allowing taxpayers money paid towards daughters’ wedding ($8,000.00 each daughter)"

hehe

LOL! Can you forward that e-mail to me, please? I'd love to read the rest of it :eek:

aus_suz

ZiggyStar wrote:

Aus Suz....I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU!!! No bullshit!!!!! I woke up at 3 am and remembered it in detail but now I forget. It was only a short one though.

It was EXTREMELY boring -- you couldn't decide what product to buy at the shop -- it was something like bread crumbs or biscuit base or batter or something like that! You were holding different boxes and you asked someone for their recommendation. And that's it!

How weird is that? I'm definitely spending too much time on here!

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping and keep waking up through out the night. I've been having about 5 different dreams each night.

OMG THANK GOD ................it didnt involve afro combs..LMAO

ZiggyStar

DonJon wrote:

Farkin classic - pure gold. Cant believe the fat bastard didnt fall in

I was at Warriewood beach over summe. rIn front of the carpark the beach - full: behind is a massive hill where there woulda bee 30 people just sitting watching the surf. I had a mates car door open and was taking my wetty off, towell around me as I had no undies on.

As Im getting the wetty below my knees, me mate just starts honking the horn and Ive got 100 pairs of eyes on the car. I panicked, started to rush/stress, dropped towell, fell into door, fell into car. "Stop it ya c*nt, fuckin stop it" half laughing half angry.

Finally got wetsuit off after about 45 secs with the whole beach watching and giggling. Good times!!!

HA HA HA Don't you love mates!

Man, I would have laughed my fucking head off! ha ha ha

ZiggyStar

aus_suz wrote:

OMG THANK GOD ................it didnt involve afro combs..LMAO

Little blonde afro! ha

aus_suz

ZiggyStar wrote:

Little blonde afro! ha

no afro here...lol

vital5

aus_suz wrote:

no afro here...lol

dreadies? ewwwwww lol

just walk around today and imagine people's pubes are styled in the shape of their "up top" hair-do....

LMAO wait until you see a woman with a lesbian haircut .... or someone with a pony tail! :eek:

vital5

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

LOL! Can you forward that e-mail to me, please? I'd love to read the rest of it :eek:

I emailed it to you through here.... not sure if that works too well... lemme know!

ozsmalltowngirl

vital5 wrote:

dreadies? ewwwwww lol

Sam!!

vital5 wrote:

just walk around today and imagine people's pubes are styled in the shape of their "up top" hair-do....

LMAO wait until you see a woman with a lesbian haircut .... or someone with a pony tail! :eek:

Hope I don't see a guy with a comb over! Ewwww!

I've got my hair in a pony tail today :eek:

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