is that the name of the guy in your "i've come to clean ze pool" fantasy? or the fantasy tree lopper... "i hear you have a bush that needs trimming" :eek:
is that the name of the guy in your "i've come to clean ze pool" fantasy? or the fantasy tree lopper... "i hear you have a bush that needs trimming" :eek:
Oh, forget it. If you can't even manage to get your own lunch I hate to think what type of gardener you'd be.. You'd probably mow all the flowers instead of the lawn.
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Oh, forget it. If you can't even manage to get your own lunch I hate to think what type of gardener you'd be.. You'd probably mow all the flowers instead of the lawn.
:eek: Woa.....you feel that way just from watching a video?
Anyhoo...he'd love that!
Good or Bad attenetion- he feeds off it all! Give him no attention and hopefully he'll starve.
Maybe they could have a retarded rednecks version of Big Brother and call it My Father IS my Big Brother or something like that ....
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My Jack Johnson tix were there though....so I'm happy bout that
I was looking on the notice board and saw a poster.....one of the local cockies is auditioning for Big Brother again (has done for the lat 4 years) and is crying out for votes. His poster has a big pic of him with all the roo's he's just shot and gutted etc; hanging on the side of his ute....apparently it's caused a lot of controvery in our little 'greeny town' LOL!!!! Which is exactly what he would've set out to do.
I just had a look at his video :eek: *coughFUCKHEADcough*
Maybe they could have a retarded rednecks version of Big Brother and call it My Father IS my Big Brother or something like that ....
LMFAO! Love it!!!
Big Brother: "Billy Bob....I have something I must tell you.....yes, I am your brother.....but....I am also your Father" (said like Darth Vader)
Billy Bob: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Hot-diggity dawg!"
Can you imagine nomination night!
"for 2 points I nominate Billy Bob. For tactical reasons - he only has 3 teeth and I think everyone will vote for him to win, cos I have 5......AND he's a better banjo player than me :( "
This will shock you.....Mick and his wife (Joanne) opened a winery and cafe on their property a few years back - 'Newbliss Winery', and it's actually become very successful and a big tourist spot here in WA :eek:
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I just posted this on an AET thread and I'm not sure if I've shared this story with you all. I probably have....maybe...
Best present ever:
Mum and Dad saw how disappointed I was when I missed out on tickets to the 1995 Vitalogy tour when I was 15.5 years old. We live a long way away from the venue so they advertised in a southern newspaper for 2 tickets. I had no idea they were doing it.
Mum picked me up from school (grade 11) and handed me an envelope. TWO FUCKING TICKETS!!!! Mum and Dad got us great seats on the right side a quarter of the way up. I think the tickets were face value $37 each and they paid over $100 each ticket for me and my sister (19). Then they gave us an all expenses paid trip and for 3 days and flights to Brisbane. It wasn't for a birthday, xmas etc. They did it just because they wanted to.
Best experience of my life. I haven't missed one of the next 3 tours. Gee I love my Mum and Dad!
I just posted this on an AET thread and I'm not sure if I've shared this story with you all. I probably have....maybe...
Best present ever:
Mum and Dad saw how disappointed I was when I missed out on tickets to the 1995 Vitalogy tour when I was 15.5 years old. We live a long way away from the venue so they advertised in a southern newspaper for 2 tickets. I had no idea they were doing it.
Mum picked me up from school (grade 11) and handed me an envelope. TWO FUCKING TICKETS!!!! Mum and Dad got us great seats on the right side a quarter of the way up. I think the tickets were face value $37 each and they paid over $100 each ticket for me and my sister (19). Then they gave us an all expenses paid trip and for 3 days and flights to Brisbane. It wasn't for a birthday, xmas etc. They did it just because they wanted to.
Best experience of my life. I haven't missed one of the next 3 tours. Gee I love my Mum and Dad!
Thats a cool story Ziggy..........your parents rock!...........:)
Thats a cool story Ziggy..........your parents rock!...........:)
And what's even better is they don't like Pearl Jam at all. It's not like they thought the music was pretty cool so they'd get me to the concert. They wouldn't even be able to name a song. They just did it because they knew I loved them.
They're 63 and 64 and love Elvis, Cliff Richard, The Carpenters, Anne Murray, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison etc, Glenn Campbell etc. Pearl Jam is not their style. I hope I do cool shit like that for my kids.
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"Look at me everyone" country types shit me to tears..... they need to be culled in "accidental" root shooting incidents
and wtf is Miguel?
is that the name of the guy in your "i've come to clean ze pool" fantasy? or the fantasy tree lopper... "i hear you have a bush that needs trimming" :eek:
Anyhoo...he'd love that!
Good or Bad attenetion- he feeds off it all! Give him no attention and hopefully he'll starve.
Oh, forget it. If you can't even manage to get your own lunch I hate to think what type of gardener you'd be.. You'd probably mow all the flowers instead of the lawn.
'Root shooting incident' BAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
sorry
Maybe they could have a retarded rednecks version of Big Brother and call it My Father IS my Big Brother or something like that ....
I know.. you can eat soap for lunch.
Catch you guys later
I saw that preview on Telly....
Big Brother: "Billy Bob....I have something I must tell you.....yes, I am your brother.....but....I am also your Father" (said like Darth Vader)
Billy Bob: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Hot-diggity dawg!"
Can you imagine nomination night!
"for 2 points I nominate Billy Bob. For tactical reasons - he only has 3 teeth and I think everyone will vote for him to win, cos I have 5......AND he's a better banjo player than me :( "
This will shock you.....Mick and his wife (Joanne) opened a winery and cafe on their property a few years back - 'Newbliss Winery', and it's actually become very successful and a big tourist spot here in WA :eek:
Hope it's a good shift, hun
Just think of the extra spending money for QLD
:eek: :eek:
Song 1 of the night - "All these changes taking place... We're here in Adelaide...." nice!
U still moaning for ya lunch........:p
HAHAHA all our stuff comes from the Mainland ya goose!!...............:p
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★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Quiet day in here today...
How are ya Zig...?
Best present ever:
Mum and Dad saw how disappointed I was when I missed out on tickets to the 1995 Vitalogy tour when I was 15.5 years old. We live a long way away from the venue so they advertised in a southern newspaper for 2 tickets. I had no idea they were doing it.
Mum picked me up from school (grade 11) and handed me an envelope. TWO FUCKING TICKETS!!!! Mum and Dad got us great seats on the right side a quarter of the way up. I think the tickets were face value $37 each and they paid over $100 each ticket for me and my sister (19). Then they gave us an all expenses paid trip and for 3 days and flights to Brisbane. It wasn't for a birthday, xmas etc. They did it just because they wanted to.
Best experience of my life. I haven't missed one of the next 3 tours. Gee I love my Mum and Dad!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
NO WAY am I posting in the Zagreb thread!
I hope one of them grabs our 50,000....ha ha ha....now that would make me laugh!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Thats a cool story Ziggy..........your parents rock!...........:)
And what's even better is they don't like Pearl Jam at all. It's not like they thought the music was pretty cool so they'd get me to the concert. They wouldn't even be able to name a song. They just did it because they knew I loved them.
They're 63 and 64 and love Elvis, Cliff Richard, The Carpenters, Anne Murray, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison etc, Glenn Campbell etc. Pearl Jam is not their style. I hope I do cool shit like that for my kids.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I bet u do....:)
Have a good Saturday....
Lots of cheap airfares for VB starting tonight...
JetStar has a sale as well..........:)
morning
It's afternoon .........
Goose