Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: GOD NO!!!

    They're actually nice blokes......just lonely and desperate (obviously ;) )

    Micks the 'Look at me everyone' guy at the pub :rolleyes:
    haha yeah they must be fucking desperate :)

    "Look at me everyone" country types shit me to tears..... they need to be culled in "accidental" root shooting incidents :p
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Not until you weed and mow the lawns, Miguel.
    how will i get the strength without food?

    and wtf is Miguel? :p

    is that the name of the guy in your "i've come to clean ze pool" fantasy? or the fantasy tree lopper... "i hear you have a bush that needs trimming" :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    No, I'd like to tell him that someone should've killed him when he was a baby ...
    :eek: Woa.....you feel that way just from watching a video?

    Anyhoo...he'd love that!

    Good or Bad attenetion- he feeds off it all! Give him no attention and hopefully he'll starve.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    sadly women already have :( Yes...it breeds :eek:
    with it's sister :eek:
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    how will i get the strength without food?

    and wtf is Miguel? :p

    is that the name of the guy in your "i've come to clean ze pool" fantasy? or the fantasy tree lopper... "i hear you have a bush that needs trimming" :eek:

    Oh, forget it. If you can't even manage to get your own lunch I hate to think what type of gardener you'd be.. You'd probably mow all the flowers instead of the lawn.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: Woa.....you feel tht way just from watching a video?

    Anyhoo...he'd love that!

    Good or Bad attenetion- he feeds off it all! Give him no attention and hopefully he'll starve.
    yes losers like that succeed when people talk about them in any form.. ban talk about mick the dick now ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    haha yeah they must be fucking desperate :)

    "Look at me everyone" country types shit me to tears..... they need to be culled in "accidental" root shooting incidents :p
    yeah they must be! ....a good thing I'm NOT ;)

    'Root shooting incident' BAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Oh, forget it. If you can't even manage to get your own lunch I hate to think what type of gardener you'd be.. You'd probably mow all the flowers instead of the lawn.
    I think I need to wash my mind with soap :eek:

    sorry :o
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: Woa.....you feel that way just from watching a video?

    Anyhoo...he'd love that!

    Good or Bad attenetion- he feeds off it all! Give him no attention and hopefully he'll starve.

    Maybe they could have a retarded rednecks version of Big Brother and call it My Father IS my Big Brother or something like that .... ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    I think I need to wash my mind with soap :eek:

    sorry :o

    I know.. you can eat soap for lunch.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Back to work for me :(
    Catch you guys later
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Back from the PO and NO COMPUTER!!! :mad:

    My Jack Johnson tix were there though....so I'm happy bout that :D

    I was looking on the notice board and saw a poster.....one of the local cockies is auditioning for Big Brother again (has done for the lat 4 years) and is crying out for votes. His poster has a big pic of him with all the roo's he's just shot and gutted etc; hanging on the side of his ute....apparently it's caused a lot of controvery in our little 'greeny town' LOL!!!! Which is exactly what he would've set out to do.

    I just had a look at his video :eek: *coughFUCKHEADcough*

    Not sure if this link will work?

    http://www.bigbrother.com.au/voting.html?memberId=887668

    Please note......he is NOT....I repeat NOT a typical Dwellingupian.....he's a COCKY (farmer)!


    I saw that preview on Telly....
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    Maybe they could have a retarded rednecks version of Big Brother and call it My Father IS my Big Brother or something like that .... ;)
    LMFAO! Love it!!! :D
    Big Brother: "Billy Bob....I have something I must tell you.....yes, I am your brother.....but....I am also your Father" (said like Darth Vader)

    Billy Bob: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Hot-diggity dawg!"

    Can you imagine nomination night!

    "for 2 points I nominate Billy Bob. For tactical reasons - he only has 3 teeth and I think everyone will vote for him to win, cos I have 5......AND he's a better banjo player than me :( "



    This will shock you.....Mick and his wife (Joanne) opened a winery and cafe on their property a few years back - 'Newbliss Winery', and it's actually become very successful and a big tourist spot here in WA :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Back to work for me :(
    Catch you guys later
    :( awwwwww :(

    Hope it's a good shift, hun :)

    Just think of the extra spending money for QLD :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    aus_suz wrote:
    I saw that preview on Telly....
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :eek:
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :eek:

    :eek: :eek:
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    aus_suz wrote:
    I saw that preview on Telly....
    Fuck... Tassie is showing the clip... that means it's gone Global!!! :eek:
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    hehe just heard Elderly Woman 21st Adelaide boot...


    Song 1 of the night - "All these changes taking place... We're here in Adelaide...." nice!
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:
    where is my bloody lunch???

    U still moaning for ya lunch........:p
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:
    Fuck... Tassie is showing the clip... that means it's gone Global!!! :eek:


    HAHAHA all our stuff comes from the Mainland ya goose!!...............:p
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