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chadwick
chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited March 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
i did a search & found cereal in the topic of, "late night snack" & "favorite cereal"
um... no

this is for straight up cereal addiction fuckers! i am one. i am a straight up cereal addict. i love cereal in the morning. i love cereal in the late morning. i love cereal at noon. i love cereal in the afternoon, evening, & i love cereal at night and i love cereal before bed and after i been asleep awhile and wake up to pee & want a midnight snack.

my name is chad johnson and i am a cereal addicted

i love all kinds of cereal. traditional corn flakes X
granola cereals with the nuts & raisans X
sugary fuckers' cereals X (but i can't & don't try to get into this section of the cereal aisle)
(love me some capt crunch)...but it's bad bad bad i tell ya.
cheerios & the like are lovely.

i love the generic versions a lot too because they save a guy green backs and saving green backs is fucking a-ok in my book. generic corn flakes under $2 bones. corn flakes kelloggs version is twice as much and then some and same goes for cheerios and whatnot.

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malt o meal brand cereals are pretty fucking righteous in regards to lower priced cereals & they're fucking yummers.

kashi cereals are frickin good for us & stuff & taste frickin good too. and i love me some old fashioned oat meal & cream of wheat too.

in the last year or so i been buying the kellogg's corn flakes box with the swimmer summer sanders on the box just because of the swimming bit. yep, im a dick. i even cut her swimming pictures out of the box and taped them to the inside of my front door. yep, i'm a dick, bigtime. but i love cereal and i love swimming even more. :mrgreen:

anyone?
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I am tired; my heart is
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I was up to three boxes a day of Lucky Charms, but had to quit cold turkey. It was those damned marshmallows. Now its only one bowl of oatmeal in the morning to keep me regular.
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    You don't even know the word depraved until you've been on a Count Chocula bender...
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Hi my name is Adam...
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I was up to three boxes a day of Lucky Charms, but had to quit cold turkey. It was those damned marshmallows. Now its only one bowl of oatmeal in the morning to keep me regular.
    shit! you be a bad momba jomba

    i have tried lucky charms... not one of the better tasting cereals to my notion. but then again i aint you and you aint me. so we thank someone for making us all unique and for whomever to create all kinds of cereals for all of us unique fucking people with 900 trillion billion million taste buds and a-holes
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Just had two bowls of Honey Smacks. The after-milk rules.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Just had two bowls of Honey Smacks. The after-milk rules.
    Yess....

    Almost needs its own thread.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Snakeduck wrote:
    You don't even know the word depraved until you've been on a Count Chocula bender...
    sounds fun... think i'll have to get stupid some evening

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    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Just had two bowls of Honey Smacks. The after-milk rules.
    Yess....

    Almost needs its own thread.
    fucking so true! adam, you & dr. delight are geniuses
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    chadwick wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I was up to three boxes a day of Lucky Charms, but had to quit cold turkey. It was those damned marshmallows. Now its only one bowl of oatmeal in the morning to keep me regular.
    shit! you be a bad momba jomba

    i have tried lucky charms... not one of the better tasting cereals to my notion. but then again i aint you and you aint me. so we thank someone for making us all unique and for whomever to create all kinds of cereals for all of us unique fucking people with 900 trillion billion million taste buds and a-holes


    the thing about the Lucky Charms - the cereal part is pretty much Cheerios, but in different shapes, right? So that can't be too bad, they are good for you, right?.....and the marshmallows, just a few in there to add some sweet goodness and flavor, not too many, that won't be bad, right?? Am I right?? ANd it's not my fault that its cheaper to buy them in those large volume boxes.....one bowl, yum....heck, whats another? and another.....oh my god!!! so hard to stop
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    I've got a very sick addiction to this tasty treat

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I've got a very sick addiction to this tasty treat

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    that sounds dirty...
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Just had two bowls of Honey Smacks. The after-milk rules.
    Yess....

    Almost needs its own thread.
    Dig 'em!
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Just had two bowls of Honey Smacks. The after-milk rules.

    They don't call it Honey Smack for no reason...
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    after-milk

    :lol:
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    pre-milk? :o

    I'm drowned out, and I'm a cereal addict.
    cerealy.
    Haven't been watching my diet too closely lately, but was doing awesome over the summer....cereal was the one vice I could not break....couldn't go cold turkey. had switched to soy milk and kashi Go Lean (thanks for the tip suzi :P)....now I'm back on mini-wheats, just right, fruit loops, alpha-bits, shreddies, cheerios, special k (and as my kids call the new fancy ones - special special k)....gonna kick tomorrow.
  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    I'm definetly a cereal addict - I will eat cereal instead of dinner any day - add strawberries and peaches and I'm good. :thumbup:
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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Let's not even start discussing Cookie Crisps
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Let's not even start discussing Cookie Crisps

    I think I just drooled.
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Let's not even start discussing Cookie Crisps

    I think I just drooled.
    Just don't drool in the after-milk
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