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*Official PJ Forum Meeting Minutes*
Pre-meeting notes: Held at the Press Box in Missoula, MT, on Sept. 29. Venue apparently double-booked; another group was wrapping up their gathering as we entered. They were not pleased.
Lack of a round table. Committee officers settled on pushing three rectangle tables together.
Quorum present. Meeting called to order at 8:55 pm.
Motion by secretary to saw off the corners of tables to create one giant epic king arthur roundtable was ignored. Secretary curses everyone; proceeds to drink. Accuracey of remaining minutes not guaranteed.
The chair, clearly drunk on her own power, issues a motion to leave the bar & burn down the town. Reasons are lost to history, but it is believed the Chair was offended by lack of appropriate accomidations. Attempts to engage in a debate over the issue stymied when Chair immediantly calls for vote.
Vote on motion suspended to debate amendment to motion. Amd: burn down the town after the PJ concert. Amd & motion carried by voice vote. BlackDiamond leaves to gather combustibles.
Team Canada moves to make the metric system the official measurement system of the committe. Motion roundly mocked in favor of current system, which includes phrases such as bushles, pecks & moustache girths. "It's the best system because it's the Standard System," Norm says. Team Canada, feeling rejected, flaunt their free healthcare system & superior hockey skills.
New motion from Chair, who is now regular drunk and power drunk. Motion to go bowling after the PJ show, & then burn down town. PJ_Soul expresses concern that burning down the town could interfer w/Mike Watt show. Those concerns are rejected because, as Carey explained, "That guy is weird." Motion carried.
Motion from secretary to drink more. During debate, Heisenberg expresses concerns more drinking could lead to a hangover interferring with one's ability to enjoy next day's PJ show. Point overruled and motion carried. Heisenberg called a sissy and ordered to drink more.
Next meeting scheduled for during 2013 PJ tour. Location: TBD
Meeting adjorns.
Post-meeting notes:
Rumors of secretary kidnapping go unsubstantiated. I'm a Truck later finds him drunk & wandering out of the woods shirtless.
After the show, bowling plans quickly changed to more drinking, as getting drunk is more fun than playing with balls. Some unnamed committee members express disappointment.
Please leave any amendments to these minutes in the replies below.
Lack of a round table. Committee officers settled on pushing three rectangle tables together.
Quorum present. Meeting called to order at 8:55 pm.
Motion by secretary to saw off the corners of tables to create one giant epic king arthur roundtable was ignored. Secretary curses everyone; proceeds to drink. Accuracey of remaining minutes not guaranteed.
The chair, clearly drunk on her own power, issues a motion to leave the bar & burn down the town. Reasons are lost to history, but it is believed the Chair was offended by lack of appropriate accomidations. Attempts to engage in a debate over the issue stymied when Chair immediantly calls for vote.
Vote on motion suspended to debate amendment to motion. Amd: burn down the town after the PJ concert. Amd & motion carried by voice vote. BlackDiamond leaves to gather combustibles.
Team Canada moves to make the metric system the official measurement system of the committe. Motion roundly mocked in favor of current system, which includes phrases such as bushles, pecks & moustache girths. "It's the best system because it's the Standard System," Norm says. Team Canada, feeling rejected, flaunt their free healthcare system & superior hockey skills.
New motion from Chair, who is now regular drunk and power drunk. Motion to go bowling after the PJ show, & then burn down town. PJ_Soul expresses concern that burning down the town could interfer w/Mike Watt show. Those concerns are rejected because, as Carey explained, "That guy is weird." Motion carried.
Motion from secretary to drink more. During debate, Heisenberg expresses concerns more drinking could lead to a hangover interferring with one's ability to enjoy next day's PJ show. Point overruled and motion carried. Heisenberg called a sissy and ordered to drink more.
Next meeting scheduled for during 2013 PJ tour. Location: TBD
Meeting adjorns.
Post-meeting notes:
Rumors of secretary kidnapping go unsubstantiated. I'm a Truck later finds him drunk & wandering out of the woods shirtless.
After the show, bowling plans quickly changed to more drinking, as getting drunk is more fun than playing with balls. Some unnamed committee members express disappointment.
Please leave any amendments to these minutes in the replies below.
"Where's KW?"
"Let's check Idaho."
"Let's check Idaho."
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Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
well done kw!
This happens already! :fp:
"Let's check Idaho."
Well played.
This is a strong candidate for post of the year. What some don't realize is that this all actually happened including the "recording of minutes". Knights of the PJ round table has officially begun.
Unlost = Chairman of the Board
KW = Secretary of Record or Clerk of Court (whichever he prefers)
Andy from Calgary = Good will ambassador
Afro and myself = The Delegates from Mustachia.
Other titles to be handed out as appropriate
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
I think Lizard needs to be Head of the Technology and Communications Dept.
Motion for post of the year?
:thumbup:
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
What is on that camera that has Afro so excited??
I second that motion :thumbup:
Yes, that should come to about 30 new pics on the Group Hug thread...
seconded
great post.
www.cluthelee.com
www.cluthe.com
Any other post even in contention? :P
~Edwin Powell Hubble
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
All in favor?
Thanks! It's an honor just to be nominated!
"Let's check Idaho."
***And I've NEVER fucking twittered***
I also attended the Forum field trip to Big Sky Brewing
My own motion never to miss these kinds of shows ever :x ...
In favor.
I move that the next round table meeting take place in either Seattle or the Gorge.
YES!
www.cluthelee.com
www.cluthe.com
Oh how diabolical ...
"Let's check Idaho."
I second that! :thumbup:
"Let's check Idaho."