*Official PJ Forum Meeting Minutes*

Pre-meeting notes: Held at the Press Box in Missoula, MT, on Sept. 29. Venue apparently double-booked; another group was wrapping up their gathering as we entered. They were not pleased.

Lack of a round table. Committee officers settled on pushing three rectangle tables together.

Quorum present. Meeting called to order at 8:55 pm.

Motion by secretary to saw off the corners of tables to create one giant epic king arthur roundtable was ignored. Secretary curses everyone; proceeds to drink. Accuracey of remaining minutes not guaranteed.

The chair, clearly drunk on her own power, issues a motion to leave the bar & burn down the town. Reasons are lost to history, but it is believed the Chair was offended by lack of appropriate accomidations. Attempts to engage in a debate over the issue stymied when Chair immediantly calls for vote.

Vote on motion suspended to debate amendment to motion. Amd: burn down the town after the PJ concert. Amd & motion carried by voice vote. BlackDiamond leaves to gather combustibles.

Team Canada moves to make the metric system the official measurement system of the committe. Motion roundly mocked in favor of current system, which includes phrases such as bushles, pecks & moustache girths. "It's the best system because it's the Standard System," Norm says. Team Canada, feeling rejected, flaunt their free healthcare system & superior hockey skills.

New motion from Chair, who is now regular drunk and power drunk. Motion to go bowling after the PJ show, & then burn down town. PJ_Soul expresses concern that burning down the town could interfer w/Mike Watt show. Those concerns are rejected because, as Carey explained, "That guy is weird." Motion carried.

Motion from secretary to drink more. During debate, Heisenberg expresses concerns more drinking could lead to a hangover interferring with one's ability to enjoy next day's PJ show. Point overruled and motion carried. Heisenberg called a sissy and ordered to drink more.

Next meeting scheduled for during 2013 PJ tour. Location: TBD

Meeting adjorns.

Post-meeting notes:

Rumors of secretary kidnapping go unsubstantiated. I'm a Truck later finds him drunk & wandering out of the woods shirtless.

After the show, bowling plans quickly changed to more drinking, as getting drunk is more fun than playing with balls. Some unnamed committee members express disappointment.

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