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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    He was a genius.

    The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

    :thumbup: :thumbup:

    although, i would pay for the abortion

    Praise Jah for Plan B

    i'd pay for that too!!
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,588
    Did he get laid yet , Rico that's what lunch hr is for ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    This is such a stupid thread... :lol:

    PS. I don't have a smart phone
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:
    This is such a stupid thread... :lol:

    PS. I don't have a smart phone
    They are all stupid, but this thread delivers laughs....we needed a new funny thread....can only right now so much
    81 is now off the air

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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    81 wrote:
    thefixer9 wrote:
    This is such a stupid thread... :lol:

    PS. I don't have a smart phone
    They are all stupid, but this thread delivers laughs....we needed a new funny thread....can only right now so much

    It is funny, gave me many laughs when I came home today, and I really needed that.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
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    RNDM- 11/27/12

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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Girls are Soft, it's Nice
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,822
    Be stable yet edgy
  • supadupa
    supadupa Chicago Posts: 377
    Be smart, funny, and respectful.

    (And personally, I've always been partial to a few really well-done tattoos.)
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Girls are Soft, it's Nice

    :lol:
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    oh..and when you go to the sex part...just do it like a Greek...... ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    oh..and when you go to the sex part...just do it like a Greek...... ;)

    You mean, Why now u don't sexing?
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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,822
    Listen to Nick Cave, and wear black suits! 8-)
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Listen to Nick Cave, and wear black suits! 8-)

    :thumbup: Doesn't hurt to look like Nick either, especially back in the day. It was the hair. Oh, and talent. Be talented, Rico! 8-)
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    oh..and when you go to the sex part...just do it like a Greek...... ;)

    You mean, Why now u don't sexing?
    ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Rico will look back at this thread in June and kick himself for starting it.

    ***makes mental note to bump thread in June***
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,822
    curlygirly9 wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Listen to Nick Cave, and wear black suits! 8-)

    :thumbup: Doesn't hurt to look like Nick either, especially back in the day. It was the hair. Oh, and talent. Be talented, Rico! 8-)

    and if you try to woo a girl by knowing the name of Nick's first novel, make sure you know the correct title.
    Telling a girl "She is an angel and you want to see her ass" may drive her away! :o
  • whygohome
    whygohome Posts: 2,305
    Pay for them. I don't mean dinner and a movie.

    :D
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Oh my god, this thread... :lol::lol::lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • Meg8686
    Meg8686 Posts: 1,234
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtuJAs7h ... ature=plcp

    What guys don't know about girls :)
    Sometimes I speak of nothing at all.
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Meg8686 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtuJAs7hSaA&list=UU9gFih9rw0zNCK3ZtoKQQyA&index=5&feature=plcp

    What guys don't know about girls :)

    Most of those actually make sense :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!

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