The National Football League

Lowlights Of Chad Johnson's Career

Wide receiver Chad Johnson's brief stint with the Miami Dolphins ended last week after the three-time All-Pro was arrested for a domestic dispute and subsequently cut from the team. Onion Sports looks at Johnson's most memorable low points.

2001-2010: Member of Cincinnati Bengals

2006: Injuries limit Johnson to just seven touchdown dances all season

2008: Is told that "eighty-five" in Spanish is actually "ochenta y cinco" by a Muppet on Sesame Street

2008: Publicly whines that he wants to be traded by Cincinnati after playing there for seven years, which is an embarrassingly long time to go without whining to get out of Cincinnati

2009: Scores and then promptly, professionally hands ball back to official

2010: Fined by the producers of Dancing With The Stars for showboating after a successful Viennese waltz

2011: Accidentally looks directly into Bill Belichick’s cold, lifeless eyes during a Patriots practice

2012: Changes last name back to ridiculous sounding “Johnson”

2012: Stuck on Dolphins roster for more than 12 weeks

The Fixer wrote:

Gary Carter wrote:

Locker looks really good, which isn't surprising to me.

I love everything about that dude. I'm pulling for him

I felt his draft year he was the most complete QB. He'll do good in Tennessee. Got a stud rb, decent wr core, great defense and most of all a great veteran QB to mentor him.

These replacement refs are a fucking disgrace. With the amount of money the NFL brings in every year, it's a complete joke that they can't reach a deal with the referees union. They better get this fixed before the season starts.

Heisenberg wrote:

J-E-T-S...suck! suck! suck!

It is the Jets, after all. As Mike Francesa calls them: "a three-ring circus."

Apparently, these are the following rules that Dez Bryant must comply with:

• A midnight curfew. If he's going to miss curfew, team officials must know in advance;
• No drinking alcohol.
• He can't attend any strip clubs and can only attend nightclubs if they are approved by the team and he has a security team with him.
• He must attend counseling sessions twice a week.
• A rotating three-man security team will leave one man with Bryant at all times.
• Members of the security team will drive Bryant to practices, games and team functions.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/cowboys-put-dez-bryant-double-secret-probation-171357876--nfl.html

I wonder if the replacement refs will allow this to happen??


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81 wrote:

The Fixer wrote:

Jason P wrote:

Apparently, these are the following rules that Dez Bryant must comply with:

• A midnight curfew. If he's going to miss curfew, team officials must know in advance;
• No drinking alcohol.
• He can't attend any strip clubs and can only attend nightclubs if they are approved by the team and he has a security team with him.
• He must attend counseling sessions twice a week.
• A rotating three-man security team will leave one man with Bryant at all times.
• Members of the security team will drive Bryant to practices, games and team functions.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/cowboys-put-dez-bryant-double-secret-probation-171357876--nfl.html

chances of him staying out of trouble during his career = --99.99999999%

I guess that's what happens when your mom still can't drink legally on her kids' 7th birthday

that can't be good for my fantasy team

That's not good for anybody.

81 wrote:

I have elite excel talent

Gonna start showing up to work drunk at noon.

I look forward to my driver dealing with chicago traffic

What a joke

What a douche bag. Then again, he is a Cowboy.