Things Men Should Not Carry...

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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    I saw a large man carrying a chihuahua (without purse) near the hunting / gun section at a Dick's Sporting Goods store.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Sunglasses on top of their baseball cap unless they're actually a baseball player.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    jello
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DS1119 wrote:
    A dog in a purse.
    :lol:
    I saw backpacks at the pet shop the other day. That would definitely be the way to go
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    stuffed heads of big cats, deer or any other animal they've murdered to hang on their stupid ass walls for display. not that they carry them around everyday but they do gotta be carried into the home and carried to the wall and proudly hoisted up

    that is one sick and twisted soul. i personally can't wait until animals murder humans for shits and giggles and the displaying of skulls as trophies. :mrgreen:

    anyhow. carry on :) and enjoy y'alls sunday
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Vagisil
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    DS1119 wrote:
    Vagisil
    then how would one drink it?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A toothpick in their mouth.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    400$
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,071
    Me breasts???

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Me breasts???

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :fp: :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A lit roman candle into a car.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    A lit roman candle into a car.

    When did you do that?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    A lit roman candle into a car.

    When did you do that?


    In high school and it was a van. :fp: :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Bottle rockets to throw on a fire pit.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    matches from strip club
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    matches from strip club

    That can get you in trouble. :lol:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    matches from strip club

    That can get you in trouble. :lol:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    matches from strip club

    That can get you in trouble. :lol:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:

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