Things Men Should Not Carry...

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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:
    shit....i have a foto of me full of glitter at facebook... :fp: :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:
    shit....i have a foto of me full of glitter at facebook... :fp: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    DELETE AND DENY!

    :lol:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:


    You dated a guy that called you baby?



































    wait for it










































    wait for it












































    still waiting























































    almost there



















































    here it comes

















































    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:


    You dated a guy that called you baby?



































    wait for it










































    wait for it












































    still waiting























































    almost there



















































    here it comes

















































    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:
    [Insert how many times did he use that excuse comment here]

    :wave:
    81 is now off the air

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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    glitter guy knows...calling girls baby,you dont mixed the names... ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:
    [Insert how many times did he use that excuse comment here]

    :wave:
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    You dated a guy that called you baby?

    wait for it
    wait for it
    still waiting
    almost there
    here it comes
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: yeah I've made some poor life decisions
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:
    [Insert how many times did he use that excuse comment here]

    :wave:

    :x

    Pretty sure I broke up with him a few days after that actually :lol:

    And hey all of you stop judging me!! I'm sure you've all dated some questionable chicks at one point!!!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :x

    Pretty sure I broke up with him a few days after that actually :lol:

    And hey all of you stop judging me!! I'm sure you've all dated some questionable chicks at one point!!!!

    My last one is a straight up bitch.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :x

    Pretty sure I broke up with him a few days after that actually :lol:

    And hey all of you stop judging me!! I'm sure you've all dated some questionable chicks at one point!!!!


    All of mine have been gems. :lolno: :fp: :crazy: :roll:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    SEE!!!!!

    :lol:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    sciolism
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    glitter guy knows...calling girls baby,you dont mixed the names... ;)

    :lol: :thumbup:
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    glitter guy knows...calling girls baby,you dont mixed the names... ;)

    :lol: :thumbup:
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    anything covered in rhinestones...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    RKCNDY wrote:
    anything covered in rhinestones...
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Rihanna ringtone
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    hello-kitty-major-league-baseball-backpack-400x284.jpg
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    RKCNDY wrote:
    hello-kitty-major-league-baseball-backpack-400x284.jpg
    :fp: :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”