The New Neighbor Baked Me Cookies

Snakeduck
Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
edited August 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
:lol::lol::lol:

So new to the street they don't realize I'm the grumpy guy nobody talks to... I was like WTF someone is at my front door, honey get the .44... wait, they have a plate of cookies.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    So new to the street they don't realize I'm the grumpy guy nobody talks to... I was like WTF someone is at my front door, honey get the .44... wait, they have a plate of cookies.

    What kind of cookies?
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    are the cookies delicious?
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    maybe they do know...i wouldn't eat the cookies
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    never trust a Cookie. I know.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Must have heard about the kid :D
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    So new to the street they don't realize I'm the grumpy guy nobody talks to... I was like WTF someone is at my front door, honey get the .44... wait, they have a plate of cookies.

    What kind of cookies?


    They were chocolate chip and no, Lisa, they were not delicious; they were overbaked. I told my wife I was going to return them, but she talked me out of it.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    so what will you bake for your neighbors in return?
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    so what will you bake for your neighbors in return?

    :corn:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    so what will you bake for your neighbors in return?

    Funny you should ask as there was something in the "baking" realm quite visible in my front window right as they were standing outside my door. See, nobody who knows me comes to my front door and I missed them walking up the driveway. Pretty sure they are clueless though and I can let them live... for now.
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    81 wrote:
    maybe they do know...i wouldn't eat the cookies

    I was quite suspicious at first... and then disappointed.
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,244
    bad cookies? sounds like someone's in line for some of this at their door:

    flaming_bag_of_poop.jpg
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    make 'em a batch of these

    goat-cookie.jpg
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...
    "Non-verbal" exchange, eh?
    3203053128_43666d4475.jpg
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    make 'em a batch of these

    goat-cookie.jpg


    :lol:

    Still the king of finding specifically random shit...
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    hedonist wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...
    "Non-verbal" exchange, eh?
    3203053128_43666d4475.jpg

    :lol: Not quite that bad...
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol: Not quite that bad...

    yeah, you don't have a 12 gauge
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,331
    Was she hot at least :?:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol: Not quite that bad...

    yeah, you don't have a 12 gauge

    No, I just meant I don't pull up my pants that high.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol: Not quite that bad...

    yeah, you don't have a 12 gauge

    No, I just meant I don't pull up my pants that high.

    you wear pants?

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