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The New Neighbor Baked Me Cookies

SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
edited August 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
:lol::lol::lol:

So new to the street they don't realize I'm the grumpy guy nobody talks to... I was like WTF someone is at my front door, honey get the .44... wait, they have a plate of cookies.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    So new to the street they don't realize I'm the grumpy guy nobody talks to... I was like WTF someone is at my front door, honey get the .44... wait, they have a plate of cookies.

    What kind of cookies?
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    are the cookies delicious?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    maybe they do know...i wouldn't eat the cookies
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    never trust a Cookie. I know.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Must have heard about the kid :D
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    So new to the street they don't realize I'm the grumpy guy nobody talks to... I was like WTF someone is at my front door, honey get the .44... wait, they have a plate of cookies.

    What kind of cookies?


    They were chocolate chip and no, Lisa, they were not delicious; they were overbaked. I told my wife I was going to return them, but she talked me out of it.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    so what will you bake for your neighbors in return?
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    so what will you bake for your neighbors in return?

    :corn:
    81 is now off the air

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  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    so what will you bake for your neighbors in return?

    Funny you should ask as there was something in the "baking" realm quite visible in my front window right as they were standing outside my door. See, nobody who knows me comes to my front door and I missed them walking up the driveway. Pretty sure they are clueless though and I can let them live... for now.
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    81 wrote:
    maybe they do know...i wouldn't eat the cookies

    I was quite suspicious at first... and then disappointed.
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,179
    bad cookies? sounds like someone's in line for some of this at their door:

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    make 'em a batch of these

    goat-cookie.jpg
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...
    "Non-verbal" exchange, eh?
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  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    make 'em a batch of these

    goat-cookie.jpg


    :lol:

    Still the king of finding specifically random shit...
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    hedonist wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...
    "Non-verbal" exchange, eh?
    3203053128_43666d4475.jpg

    :lol: Not quite that bad...
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol: Not quite that bad...

    yeah, you don't have a 12 gauge
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,522
    Was she hot at least :?:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol: Not quite that bad...

    yeah, you don't have a 12 gauge

    No, I just meant I don't pull up my pants that high.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    :lol: Not quite that bad...

    yeah, you don't have a 12 gauge

    No, I just meant I don't pull up my pants that high.

    you wear pants?
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    josevolution wrote:
    Was she hot at least :?:


    No, and her daughter doesn't show much potential either... :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    josevolution wrote:
    Was she hot at least :?:

    ah jose, always thinking with his other head...love it! :lol::mrgreen:
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,711
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...

    A few years ago on Halloween, my German neighbor mentioned how he was going to dress-up as Hitler (a la Prince Harry) to shock his wife. I replied by telling him I was jewish, and the son of a survivor.

    For once, I wasn't the one to be the insulter!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    well, at least every time eyed sees that neighbor, he will be nice and do the whole 'smile and wave' thing while thinking in his head: 'damn over-baker' probably bogarts too...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    RKCNDY wrote:
    well, at least every time eyed sees that neighbor, he will be nice and do the whole 'smile and wave' thing

    I will? Ok, for you, I will try to be nice...
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door

    So my grocery shopping attire, then?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    So my grocery shopping attire, then?

    yeah...but you can forgo the tuxedo t-shirt...you're at home, you should be comfortable
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    birds'll eat the crumbs i think. kinda bread like. who the heck gives a new neighbor over baked dried up bullshit cookies? who the hell gives a new neighbor anything anyways?


























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