I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?
yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door
all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'
right? :?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?
yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door
all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'
all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'
what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?
all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?
all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously
what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?
all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously
Lisa, that's who; I've felt them across time and space...
what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?
all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously
what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?
all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously
mountain goats
Technically, that was the hairy eyeball... fine line though, so I understand the confusion.
i need eyed living with me. i mean really! i get over here and a nearly mentally retarded youngman @ his brother who isn't to bright either break into my home and steal my peace pipe and digitals. what the fuck? i thought i was pretty fucking ornery. i can't believe they victimized me. i miss my pipe soo much it aches in my heart daily
eyed... want a nearly mentally retarded boy for your mine?
i need eyed living with me. i mean really! i get over here and a nearly mentally retarded youngman @ his brother who isn't to bright either break into my home and steal my peace pipe and digitals. what the fuck? i thought i was pretty fucking ornery. i can't believe they victimized me. i miss my pipe soo much it aches in my heart daily
eyed... want a nearly mentally retarded boy for your mine?
Young and dumb? That's like the only two questions on my job application. Sure, I'll take him.
No, and her daughter doesn't show much potential either...
confirmed....those cookies sucked big time...
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I swear you get more high-larious with each and every post. Nice work.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'
right? :?
- Christopher McCandless
nah, i'm the only one that does that
C'mon now, it wasn't Friday or anything...
all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
- Christopher McCandless
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Lisa, that's who; I've felt them across time and space...
mountain goats
Technically, that was the hairy eyeball... fine line though, so I understand the confusion.
eyed... want a nearly mentally retarded boy for your mine?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Young and dumb? That's like the only two questions on my job application. Sure, I'll take him.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I swear you get more high-larious with each and every post. Nice work.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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Idaho
I would like to send them a letter.