The New Neighbor Baked Me Cookies

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door

    all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'

    right? :?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door

    all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'

    right? :?

    nah, i'm the only one that does that
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    RKCNDY wrote:
    all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'

    right? :?

    C'mon now, it wasn't Friday or anything...
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    chadwick wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously

    Lisa, that's who; I've felt them across time and space... :D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously

    mountain goats
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously

    mountain goats

    Technically, that was the hairy eyeball... fine line though, so I understand the confusion.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i need eyed living with me. i mean really! i get over here and a nearly mentally retarded youngman @ his brother who isn't to bright either break into my home and steal my peace pipe and digitals. what the fuck? i thought i was pretty fucking ornery. i can't believe they victimized me. i miss my pipe soo much it aches in my heart daily

    eyed... want a nearly mentally retarded boy for your mine?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    chadwick wrote:
    i need eyed living with me. i mean really! i get over here and a nearly mentally retarded youngman @ his brother who isn't to bright either break into my home and steal my peace pipe and digitals. what the fuck? i thought i was pretty fucking ornery. i can't believe they victimized me. i miss my pipe soo much it aches in my heart daily

    eyed... want a nearly mentally retarded boy for your mine?

    Young and dumb? That's like the only two questions on my job application. Sure, I'll take him.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Was she hot at least :?:


    No, and her daughter doesn't show much potential either... :lol:
    confirmed....those cookies sucked big time...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Was she hot at least :?:


    No, and her daughter doesn't show much potential either... :lol:
    confirmed....those cookies sucked big time...

    I swear you get more high-larious with each and every post. Nice work.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Snakeduck wrote:
    confirmed....those cookies sucked big time...

    I swear you get more high-larious with each and every post. Nice work.
    :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    So lemme guess...the new neighbor can be found at:

    New People
    #4
    Idaho

    I would like to send them a letter.
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