The New Neighbor Baked Me Cookies

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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    josevolution wrote:
    Was she hot at least :?:


    No, and her daughter doesn't show much potential either... :lol:
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    josevolution wrote:
    Was she hot at least :?:

    ah jose, always thinking with his other head...love it! :lol::mrgreen:
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,864
    Snakeduck wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Must have heard about the kid :D

    I had actually already had a "non-verbal" exchange with her and her young child recently, so I wonder if they were trying to smooth things over. Some people have to be liked by everyone...

    A few years ago on Halloween, my German neighbor mentioned how he was going to dress-up as Hitler (a la Prince Harry) to shock his wife. I replied by telling him I was jewish, and the son of a survivor.

    For once, I wasn't the one to be the insulter!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    well, at least every time eyed sees that neighbor, he will be nice and do the whole 'smile and wave' thing while thinking in his head: 'damn over-baker' probably bogarts too...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    RKCNDY wrote:
    well, at least every time eyed sees that neighbor, he will be nice and do the whole 'smile and wave' thing

    I will? Ok, for you, I will try to be nice...
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door

    So my grocery shopping attire, then?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    So my grocery shopping attire, then?

    yeah...but you can forgo the tuxedo t-shirt...you're at home, you should be comfortable
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    birds'll eat the crumbs i think. kinda bread like. who the heck gives a new neighbor over baked dried up bullshit cookies? who the hell gives a new neighbor anything anyways?


























    unless she is smokin........ :twisted: then you may give her something
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    you wear pants?

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door

    all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'

    right? :?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:

    I was wearing boxers at the time... better than tighty whities, yes?

    yes but in the future you should be wearing the leopard skin banana hammocks when answering your door

    all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'

    right? :?

    nah, i'm the only one that does that
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    RKCNDY wrote:
    all while holding a vibrator and asking her if she'd like him to draw her a bath and calling for his Bubbe while his house smells of mothballs and matza balls, oh and the radio is blaring 'Do the Evolution'

    right? :?

    C'mon now, it wasn't Friday or anything...
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    chadwick wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously

    Lisa, that's who; I've felt them across time and space... :D
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously

    mountain goats
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    what's with her baking YOU cookies? I mean, aren't the people already living in the neighborhood supposed to welcome the new person by baking THEM cookies?

    all we got when we moved in was dirty looks.
    who in their right mind would give eyed dirty looks? i mean seriously

    mountain goats

    Technically, that was the hairy eyeball... fine line though, so I understand the confusion.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i need eyed living with me. i mean really! i get over here and a nearly mentally retarded youngman @ his brother who isn't to bright either break into my home and steal my peace pipe and digitals. what the fuck? i thought i was pretty fucking ornery. i can't believe they victimized me. i miss my pipe soo much it aches in my heart daily

    eyed... want a nearly mentally retarded boy for your mine?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    chadwick wrote:
    i need eyed living with me. i mean really! i get over here and a nearly mentally retarded youngman @ his brother who isn't to bright either break into my home and steal my peace pipe and digitals. what the fuck? i thought i was pretty fucking ornery. i can't believe they victimized me. i miss my pipe soo much it aches in my heart daily

    eyed... want a nearly mentally retarded boy for your mine?

    Young and dumb? That's like the only two questions on my job application. Sure, I'll take him.

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