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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    mickeyrat wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Die Eier Von Satan

    Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
    Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
    Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
    Ein halbes Pfund Butter
    Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
    Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
    Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
    Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
    ... und keine Eier

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgrosse Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
    KEINE EIER

    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
    Keine Eier
    the Bing translation!!!
    http://www.microsofttranslator.com/Defa ... E8Activity

    The eggs of SatanA half cup of powdered sugar
    A quarter of Teeloffel salt
    A knife Turkish hashish
    A half a pound of butter
    A Teeloffel vanilla sugar
    A half pound flour
    Einhundertfunfzig of grams ground nuts
    A little extra confectioner's sugar...
    and no eggs
    In a Scatterbrain
    Butter einruhren
    Admit ground nuts
    andKnead the dough

    Eye-ball sized pieces of the dough shapes
    Roll in the icing sugar
    and Says the Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Place on a greased baking sheet
    andBake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
    andNO EGGS
    Bake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
    andNo eggs
    Ha! I love that this was not only posted, but "translated".

    Thanks, fellas! Bigass smile here.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    hedonist wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Die Eier Von Satan

    Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
    Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
    Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
    Ein halbes Pfund Butter
    Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
    Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
    Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
    Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
    ... und keine Eier

    In eine Schussel geben
    Butter einruhren
    Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgrosse Stucke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker walzen und
    Sagt die Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
    KEINE EIER

    Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
    Keine Eier
    the Bing translation!!!
    http://www.microsofttranslator.com/Defa ... E8Activity

    The eggs of SatanA half cup of powdered sugar
    A quarter of Teeloffel salt
    A knife Turkish hashish
    A half a pound of butter
    A Teeloffel vanilla sugar
    A half pound flour
    Einhundertfunfzig of grams ground nuts
    A little extra confectioner's sugar...
    and no eggs
    In a Scatterbrain
    Butter einruhren
    Admit ground nuts
    andKnead the dough

    Eye-ball sized pieces of the dough shapes
    Roll in the icing sugar
    and Says the Zauberworter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Place on a greased baking sheet
    andBake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
    andNO EGGS
    Bake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
    andNo eggs
    Ha! I love that this was not only posted, but "translated".

    Thanks, fellas! Bigass smile here.

    Bing was pretty close :lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Eier is the word for "eggs" but also slang for "balls" in German.

    The title is meant to be: The Balls of Satan

    A recipe for hash cookies :mrgreen:
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    This is page 99. Wayne Gretzky's number was 99. I think he holds about 99 records, too.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    This is page 99. Wayne Gretzky's number was 99. I think he holds about 99 records, too.


    Wow. Look who has come out of hiding. :lol:
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I wonder if I'll ever be in a huge natural disaster.
    Same here. :think:
    I think i will. We're all waiting for the "big one" here on the west coast.
    Learn to Swim ...... see you down in Arizona Bay! :evil:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Panda-Costume.jpg

    I question if the baby panda finds the suit comforting
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I wonder if I'll ever be in a huge natural disaster.
    Same here. :think:
    I think i will. We're all waiting for the "big one" here on the west coast.
    Learn to Swim ...... see you down in Arizona Bay! :evil:
    :thumbup:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    friggin Canada

    fire-hazard.jpg
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Why am I not entered in the Olympics.
    <a href="http://s952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/?action=view&current=domo.jpg&quot; target="_blank"><img src="http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/domo.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Claireack wrote:
    Why am I not entered in the Olympics.

    i hear you are favorite in the women's foul mouth competition
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    81 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Why am I not entered in the Olympics.

    i hear you are favorite in the women's foul mouth competition

    I do believe I'd win. Although I'm making a big effort to give up swearing! I might get one of those swear boxes and fine myself when I do.

    I also think I'd win at chocolate eating. I once won a bottle of wine in a restaurant because the manager bet me I couldn't eat 30 (I think it was that many) of the chocolates they give away with the coffee. That must be equivalent to at least a silver!
    <a href="http://s952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/?action=view&current=domo.jpg&quot; target="_blank"><img src="http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/domo.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Claireack wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Why am I not entered in the Olympics.

    i hear you are favorite in the women's foul mouth competition

    I do believe I'd win. Although I'm making a big effort to give up swearing! I might get one of those swear boxes and fine myself when I do.

    I also think I'd win at chocolate eating. I once won a bottle of wine in a restaurant because the manager bet me I couldn't eat 30 (I think it was that many) of the chocolates they give away with the coffee. That must be equivalent to at least a silver!

    30? Jesus... :lol:
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Pacing yourself is the key. I'm sure I could have carried on, but once I'd won the wine there was no incentive :D
    <a href="http://s952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/?action=view&current=domo.jpg&quot; target="_blank"><img src="http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/domo.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sad.

    http://now.msn.com/octomom-dating-for-cash
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    hedonist wrote:
    Sad.

    http://now.msn.com/octomom-dating-for-cash


    "dating" um-hum
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    Dissidentman wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Sad.

    http://now.msn.com/octomom-dating-for-cash


    "dating" um-hum
    i was literally just saying "I would pay soooo much money to go on a date with a woman who already has 8 kids"
    :fp:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Sad.

    http://now.msn.com/octomom-dating-for-cash


    "dating" um-hum
    i was literally just saying "I would pay soooo much money to go on a date with a woman who already has 8 kids"
    :fp:

    8?? 8 at the same time!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Sad.

    http://now.msn.com/octomom-dating-for-cash


    "dating" um-hum
    i was literally just saying "I would pay soooo much money to go on a date with a woman who already has 8 kids"
    :fp:

    She has 14 total...from the same sperm donor.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i was literally just saying "I would pay soooo much money to go on a date with a woman who already has 14 kids"
    :fp:

    She has 14 total...from the same sperm donor.
    haha shows how much i pay attention to this nonsense
    #fixed
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    It's a terrible love and I'm walking with spiders
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    sandels > black tennis shoes with white socks.

    #justsayin
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,272
    81 wrote:
    balck socks with sandels > black tennis shoes with white socks.

    #justsayin
    you forgot something.
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,642
    hedonist wrote:
    Sad.

    http://now.msn.com/octomom-dating-for-cash
    Sad for her poor kids.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Went camping this weekend in Foxboro Mass


    Pros:
    great campsite that had a pool and a bunch of other shit for the kids
    Impromptu patriots mini camp practice

    cons:
    95 degree weather
    Rain last night
    sleeping on an air mattress. Fucking back is killing me
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Went camping this weekend in Foxboro Mass


    Pros:
    great campsite that had a pool and a bunch of other shit for the kids
    Impromptu patriots mini camp practice

    cons:
    95 degree weather
    Rain last night
    sleeping on an air mattress. Fucking back is killing me

    Normandy Farms?
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Dissidentman wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Went camping this weekend in Foxboro Mass


    Pros:
    great campsite that had a pool and a bunch of other shit for the kids
    Impromptu patriots mini camp practice

    cons:
    95 degree weather
    Rain last night
    sleeping on an air mattress. Fucking back is killing me

    Normandy Farms?
    Yep. First time camping for the Xmas family.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mickeyrat wrote:
    81 wrote:
    balck socks with sandels > black tennis shoes with white socks.

    #justsayin
    you forgot something.

    #mcwater?
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Went camping this weekend in Foxboro Mass


    Pros:
    great campsite that had a pool and a bunch of other shit for the kids
    Impromptu patriots mini camp practice

    cons:
    95 degree weather
    Rain last night
    sleeping on an air mattress. Fucking back is killing me

    Normandy Farms?
    Yep. First time camping for the Xmas family.

    Grew up going there every year, at least for a week. Tenting?
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Heading back to my parents house so i can continue on to Minneapolis with my dad... A little bonding time with him at Crosby, Stills & Nash tonight.

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