The Great TV Quotes Thread

davidtrios
davidtrios Posts: 9,732
edited June 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XepXmESQ4k
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  • john roach
    john roach Posts: 80
    "You ll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"
    Homer Simpson
    John Roach
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    "Here's Johnny".
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,080
    "Stupid Flanders".
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • intodeep
    intodeep Posts: 7,249
    "You Come at the King, You best Not Miss"
    Omar Little- The Wire
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  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,080
    What was I thinking when I said "I do"? I'd already had sex with her; I didn't need that again.
    Al Bundy - Married With Children
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    Its gonna be Legend- wait for it -dary. -Barney Stinson, HIMYM
    2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA
    2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
    2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
    2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    "Your talking to me during the Jackal?
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,394
    "And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

    Ralph Wiggum
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "NORM!"
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant- Tracy Jordan
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    LUCY: Ricky, we're revolting.
    RICKY: No more than usual.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "Gee Wally"

    "Gosh Beav"
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    Sugar, water and of course purple.



    I think that was on TV....
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Oh cool..taco shells. They're like little corn envelopes"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,632
    "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear" Cliff Clavin- Cheers

    as for the Simpsons ones, plenty of those here ;)
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    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
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    9/7/24- Philly, PA
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    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,080
    Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
    Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    "Anything Else?"

    "Nope, just the crows and the beef"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54SdxmRHV6U
  • Pamela0222
    Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    Knock... knock... Knock Penny!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGml2Go ... re=related
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    They're real and they're spectacular.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2PicT9Kng

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