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The Great TV Quotes Thread

davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
edited June 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XepXmESQ4k
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  • john roachjohn roach Posts: 80
    "You ll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"
    Homer Simpson
    John Roach
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    "Here's Johnny".
  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,023
    "Stupid Flanders".
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,228
    "You Come at the King, You best Not Miss"
    Omar Little- The Wire
    Charlotte 00
    Charlotte 03
    Asheville 04
    Atlanta 12
    Greenville 16, Columbia 16
    Seattle 18 
    Nashville 22
  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,023
    What was I thinking when I said "I do"? I'd already had sex with her; I didn't need that again.
    Al Bundy - Married With Children
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • FrankieGFrankieG Posts: 9,100
    Its gonna be Legend- wait for it -dary. -Barney Stinson, HIMYM
    2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA
    2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
    2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
    2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    "Your talking to me during the Jackal?
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    "And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

    Ralph Wiggum
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "NORM!"
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant- Tracy Jordan
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    LUCY: Ricky, we're revolting.
    RICKY: No more than usual.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "Gee Wally"

    "Gosh Beav"
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Sugar, water and of course purple.



    I think that was on TV....
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Oh cool..taco shells. They're like little corn envelopes"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,777
    "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear" Cliff Clavin- Cheers

    as for the Simpsons ones, plenty of those here ;)
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=121038
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,023
    Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
    Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    "Anything Else?"

    "Nope, just the crows and the beef"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54SdxmRHV6U
  • Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    Knock... knock... Knock Penny!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGml2Go ... re=related
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    They're real and they're spectacular.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL2PicT9Kng
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "ya know artie, talking to you is like talking to you." - larry sanders
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Jane, you ignorant slut.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!!
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    "When I eat, it is the food that is scared."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU5FXMihhvM
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "WWWeeeelllllll, goooooooooollllllllllyyyyyy!"

    "Surprise, surprise, surprise!"

    "Shazam!"
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    "that's what she said..."
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Come on down


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTc3BVvKIj4
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    Knock... knock... Knock Penny!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGml2Go ... re=related

    bazinga!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn2S7fq_p1E
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Lamont Sanford: Pop, children do not drink beer.
    Fred G. Sanford: Whats wrong with that? Its just got some barley
    and some grain and stuff in it. Yknow, its just corn flakes in a
    can.
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • Long Gone DayLong Gone Day Posts: 216
    Arrested Development:
    GOB - "You should call this a GOB, guy"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgftTeH ... GhkRctlW4g
    Go listen to John Frusciante right now!
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