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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    no matter what you do for the rest of your life, you'll always be...garbage (lois griffin)
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    as god is my witness, i thought turkeys could fly

    to me, that has to be the best line ever
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    everytime i cleanse i can LITERALLY feel the toxins leaving my body

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9GVKxSiQVM
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Schmesbians." - 30 Rock
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "Ehhhh...." Arthur Fonzarelli
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Rose: Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain.
    Dorothy: Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • photogirllizphotogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    davidtrios wrote:
    "On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?"'- Leslie Knope parks n rec
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    "I am myself...like you, somehow."
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I may not be accurate on this one, but It had me laughing. It was the AMC show Hell on Wheels (episode 4)

    "She used her organ on me like a velvet glove on me tallywhacker." ;)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    will size gift will get me entry..to her..?

    what do you mean by entry?

    to, uh, ...her vagin.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "don't pass out when there's markers about"

    - regular show
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    DOROTHY: Rose, we all know Miles loves your delicious creamy cupcakes. Let's say that one day, Miles decides to try someone else's cupcakes... for lack of a better example, let's say... my cupcakes. And in a moment of mad desperate passion, I let him try my cupcakes.
    ROSE: Well, I'd like to think I'd understand.
    DOROTHY: Good. I knew you would.
    (Rose laughs to herself)
    DOROTHY: What's so funny?
    ROSE: The idea of Miles wanting to try your cupcakes. Everyone knows your cupcakes are dry and tasteless.
    DOROTHY: My cupcakes are moist and delicious!
    ROSE: Get a clue! Men would rather pay for cupcakes!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
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    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    "Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"
    " Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will sssuck it up."

    -- Tobias Fünke (David Cross), Arrested Development
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "It was 1952 when St. Olaf's most active volcano threatened to erupt. Luckily, there were some druid priests in town for the opening of Stonehenge Land. They said they could stop it if they sacrificed the town's dumbest virgin. I don't know why I raised my hand. They said the only way to prevent the eruption was for me to crawl through their legs up the volcano while they gave me my birthday whacks. It turns out they weren't druid priests after all. Just a couple of Shriners looking for a good time!"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • bobby dazzlersbobby dazzlers Posts: 2,040
    afroannnie wrote:
    "It was 1952 when St. Olaf's most active volcano threatened to erupt. Luckily, there were some druid priests in town for the opening of Stonehenge Land. They said they could stop it if they sacrificed the town's dumbest virgin. I don't know why I raised my hand. They said the only way to prevent the eruption was for me to crawl through their legs up the volcano while they gave me my birthday whacks. It turns out they weren't druid priests after all. Just a couple of Shriners looking for a good time!"
    That I no longer give a fuck
    Who is wrong and who’s right
  • bobby dazzlersbobby dazzlers Posts: 2,040
    these pretzels are making me thirsty
    That I no longer give a fuck
    Who is wrong and who’s right
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "float like a butterfly.....and sting like when I pee"
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Al Swearengen: I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    "A man gotta have a code."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "After all, you know how hard it is to stop after just one peanut." - from "Mary Tyler Moore Show," about Chuckles dying.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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