The Great TV Quotes Thread

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    "All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven."
    :lol: Hysterical scene! :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "I brought you in this world, and I'll take you out"

    - The Cosby Show
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Songburst
    Songburst Posts: 1,195
    Women. You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weBbZ11d5LM
    1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties? "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "We have to go back!"

    LOST
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    and you want to be my latex salesman.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Lizard wrote:
    and you want to be my latex salesman.
    I hate Keith Hernandez!
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    as god is my witness, i thought turkeys could fly
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    If I had this guys voice, you could all kiss my ass. -- Dave Letterman




    8-)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest one sat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Lizard wrote:
    If I had this guys voice, you could all kiss my ass. -- Dave Letterman




    8-)
    :lol: :thumbup: :clap:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    "WILMA!"


    "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology."

    We can make him better than he was.

    Better, stronger, faster.

    ( :thumbup: good one)
  • Weab76
    Weab76 Posts: 55
    Captain Blackadder: [to Bob Parkhurst] Your disguise is as convincing as a giraffe wearing dark sunglasses trying to get into a polar bear's only golf club.

    Edmund Blackadder, Esq.: Shall I begin the Christmas story?
    George, the Prince Regent: Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.
    Edmund Blackadder, Esq.: You mean *Jesus,* Sire...?
    George, the Prince Regent: Yes, that's the fellow! Keep him out of it. He always spoils the X-mas atmos!


    Blackadder
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Interviewer: Reason for leaving your last job?
    Phoebe: They thought I was a whore.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    Interviewer: Reason for leaving your last job?
    Phoebe: They thought I was a whore.
    :lol: Love that show.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    "On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?"'- Leslie Knope parks n rec
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCBvQX1TafY
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    "and the Yankees lose another important game" :fp:
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I brought you into this world and I'll take you out.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful

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