PUKE ON A CAR

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    The Juggler wrote:
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    where is this?

    right now? in my mind :silent:

    in reality, no idea :|
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    norm wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    where is this?

    right now? in my mind :silent:

    in reality, no idea :|

    i need you to look into this for me norm. the chick with the hose, especially, looks like she can get this puke off my car.
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  • faithfullale
    faithfullale Posts: 152
    pressure washer should take it off.
  • AlbertaGirl70_
    AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    Maybe have the puker try Coke,it took hardend road tar off my truck,but try test spot first
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    I will walk w/my face blood
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    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

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  • yellowwho
    yellowwho Posts: 1,661
    I don't know if your buddy warned you of possible puking in advanced, but....

    Drunk puking friend rule # 1 : If they tell you they're cool and not going to puke, don't believe them...true story !

    In high school........years ago...I had a female friend tell me she was cool, I was even at a stop light and offered to open the door so she could puke outside but as soon as she said she was cool, and I drove off from said stop light, out it came all inside my car !! I think I threw up in my mouth a little, so gross
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    yellowwho wrote:
    I don't know if your buddy warned you of possible puking in advanced, but....

    Drunk puking friend rule # 1 : If they tell you they're cool and not going to puke, don't believe them...true story !

    In high school........years ago...I had a female friend tell me she was cool, I was even at a stop light and offered to open the door so she could puke outside but as soon as she said she was cool, and I drove off from said stop light, out it came all inside my car !! I think I threw up in my mouth a little, so gross

    ha...he was passed out for a solid 20 minutes. i didn't there was a chance that could happen and i didn't even notice that he woke up until it was too late.

    fucking jameson. :x
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  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    norm wrote:
    drunk puking etiquette says the puker must clean up his puke...so jeags, get his happy ass over to your house and have him scrub your car to a fine shine

    Agree,I made a friend do this many years ago,she threw up all over the inside and the door of my car.I told her she better be at my house at 8am the following morning to clean it up.Her boyfriend drove her down,we had breakfast while she cleaned the car,suffering an almighty hangover.She threw up again on the path once she was done,so she had to clean that up too.

    She never got as drunk when I was the driver again.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    got it detailed earlier this week....looks like new :D
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    when i was a teenager my buddy and i got drunk and stoned as shit all summer. we spent most of the summer that year doing autobody work on his badass chevy nova that was painted midnight blue. we did the sanding, some old man did the painting, he taught us a lot about autobody work and he supplied booze and grass and was cool as fuck, an old hippy who worked on cars.

    i got so fuckered up one night that i puked down the window crack thingy in the door, down the side of the freshly painted door inside and out on the passenger side.

    i helped clean it. however, it stunk like shit for a very long time; what with the upchuck dripping/running down into the door panel and window frickin thing.

    my buddy wasn't to pleased.

    what the fuck?

    are 16 year old kids supposed to be slamming down beer, vodka, whiskey marijuana and heroin?

    just kidding. i wasn't drinking beer. ;) i mean heroin

    :lol:
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    no more forever."
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    chadwick wrote:
    when i was a teenager my buddy and i got drunk and stoned as shit all summer. we spent most of the summer that year doing autobody work on his badass chevy nova that was painted midnight blue. we did the sanding, some old man did the painting, he taught us a lot about autobody work and he supplied booze and grass and was cool as fuck, an old hippy who worked on cars.

    i got so fuckered up one night that i puked down the window crack thingy in the door, down the side of the freshly painted door inside and out on the passenger side.

    i helped clean it. however, it stunk like shit for a very long time; what with the upchuck dripping/running down into the door panel and window frickin thing.

    my buddy wasn't to pleased.

    what the fuck?

    are 16 year old kids supposed to be slamming down beer, vodka, whiskey marijuana and heroin?

    just kidding. i wasn't drinking beer. ;) i mean heroin

    :lol:

    have you done your laps today?
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke
    that is probably one of the greatest photographs ever taken in the history of picture taking
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    when i was a teenager my buddy and i got drunk and stoned as shit all summer. we spent most of the summer that year doing autobody work on his badass chevy nova that was painted midnight blue. we did the sanding, some old man did the painting, he taught us a lot about autobody work and he supplied booze and grass and was cool as fuck, an old hippy who worked on cars.

    i got so fuckered up one night that i puked down the window crack thingy in the door, down the side of the freshly painted door inside and out on the passenger side.

    i helped clean it. however, it stunk like shit for a very long time; what with the upchuck dripping/running down into the door panel and window frickin thing.

    my buddy wasn't to pleased.

    what the fuck?

    are 16 year old kids supposed to be slamming down beer, vodka, whiskey marijuana and heroin?

    just kidding. i wasn't drinking beer. ;) i mean heroin

    :lol:

    have you done your laps today?

    no, sir i haven't and it is a tragedy. however, yesterday i swam 2 miles. today is weight lifting and walking the park day and not drinking and drugging at all which will minus vomitting on someone's car/door panel.

    i'll take a swimming pool over a bottle of tequila, grass and heroin anyday.

    enjoy your day my fine, sir.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i honestly cannot tell you how many times i've puked in or on someone's car then passed out in my own disgust. not very cool and not very classy at all. but when you drink enough booze and smoke enough weed for 7 people, something is bound to happen that includes puking.

    your dude, is he invited back over for a get together 3 feet from your car?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,352
    The Juggler wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x
    :lol::lol::lol:

    This is why I don't like to drive when I go out drinking. No DUI, no puke in or on car. :lol:
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    mca47 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x
    :lol::lol::lol:

    This is why I don't like to drive when I go out drinking. No DUI, no puke in or on car. :lol:

    yeah....so annoying.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,030
    mca47 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x
    :lol::lol::lol:

    This is why I don't like to drive when I go out drinking. No DUI, no puke in or on car. :lol:
    :lol: :fp: I hope this time the puker is doing all the work!
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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,799
    The Juggler wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x

    :lol: same person?
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    eeriepadave wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x

    :lol: same person?

    yes.


    i got it washed. not as bad as last time. only there seems to be more of it inside the window where it's hard to get out.
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  • lukin2006
    lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    The Juggler wrote:
    eeriepadave wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x

    :lol: same person?

    yes.


    i got it washed. not as bad as last time. only there seems to be more of it inside the window where it's hard to get out.

    :lol::lol: take his car next time....
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