PUKE ON A CAR

The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
anyone know a way to get dried up puke off the exterior of a car?

was out drinking last week. my buddy was doing shots like it was 2002 or something....yada yada yada, he ended up yacking out of the passenger side window while we were on the highway going 65 mph on the way home. i was none too pleased but, whatever, was planning on getting it washed soon anyway.

got it washed and here we are a week later and it's still fucking there. now i'm thinking of getting it detailed (the bill will go to the puker obviously). its like caked onto the side of the car.

this ever happened to anyone?
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  • cowboypjfancowboypjfan Posts: 2,453
    Yeah, this happened to my friend once. You have to clean that shit up quickly or the acid will start eating the paint. Same as bird poop. A good detailing should work though.
  • Dead Man WalkingDead Man Walking Posts: 2,762
    You should try soap.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    You should try soap.

    soap?

    that's ridiculous.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    edited May 2012
    drunk puking etiquette says the puker must clean up his puke...so jeags, get his happy ass over to your house and have him scrub your car to a fine shine
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    belt sander
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    belt sander
    :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    drunk puking etiquette says the puker must clean up his puke...so jeags, get his happy over to your house and have him scrub your car to a fine shine

    #fact
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    what car?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    what car?

    exactly!
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    what car?


    appears to be a C2 Vette. tell that bitch to get off the hood
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    81 wrote:
    appears to be a C2 Vette. tell that bitch to get off the hood

    :lol::lol:

    i knew that would bug ya :P
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    what car?


    appears to be a C2 Vette. tell that bitch to get off the hood


    as usual, you are focused on all the wrong things, sheesh...
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    what car?


    appears to be a C2 Vette. tell that bitch to get off the hood


    I could tell you what year it is if I could get a better shot of the rear. :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    as usual, you are focused on all the wrong things, sheesh...


    hoes are a dime a dozen....that's a classic car.... :P
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    81 wrote:
    appears to be a C2 Vette. tell that bitch to get off the hood

    :lol::lol:

    i knew that would bug ya :P


    damn predictablity :fp:
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  • Was the vomitus of a coffee grounds consistency ?
    In most cases I would opt for bile.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    as usual, you are focused on all the wrong things, sheesh...


    hoes are a dime a dozen....that's a classic car.... :P

    word.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    where is this?
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    81 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    81 wrote:
    appears to be a C2 Vette. tell that bitch to get off the hood

    :lol::lol:

    i knew that would bug ya :P


    damn predictablity :fp:


    you gotta lay off these new emoticons man. i don't like 'em one bit.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    where is this?

    right now? in my mind :silent:

    in reality, no idea :|
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    norm wrote:
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

    2005carwash1_display_image.jpg?1281810153

    after that, you won't care about the dried puke


    where is this?

    right now? in my mind :silent:

    in reality, no idea :|

    i need you to look into this for me norm. the chick with the hose, especially, looks like she can get this puke off my car.
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  • faithfullalefaithfullale Posts: 152
    pressure washer should take it off.
  • AlbertaGirl70_AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    Maybe have the puker try Coke,it took hardend road tar off my truck,but try test spot first
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  • yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    I don't know if your buddy warned you of possible puking in advanced, but....

    Drunk puking friend rule # 1 : If they tell you they're cool and not going to puke, don't believe them...true story !

    In high school........years ago...I had a female friend tell me she was cool, I was even at a stop light and offered to open the door so she could puke outside but as soon as she said she was cool, and I drove off from said stop light, out it came all inside my car !! I think I threw up in my mouth a little, so gross
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    yellowwho wrote:
    I don't know if your buddy warned you of possible puking in advanced, but....

    Drunk puking friend rule # 1 : If they tell you they're cool and not going to puke, don't believe them...true story !

    In high school........years ago...I had a female friend tell me she was cool, I was even at a stop light and offered to open the door so she could puke outside but as soon as she said she was cool, and I drove off from said stop light, out it came all inside my car !! I think I threw up in my mouth a little, so gross

    ha...he was passed out for a solid 20 minutes. i didn't there was a chance that could happen and i didn't even notice that he woke up until it was too late.

    fucking jameson. :x
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    norm wrote:
    drunk puking etiquette says the puker must clean up his puke...so jeags, get his happy ass over to your house and have him scrub your car to a fine shine

    Agree,I made a friend do this many years ago,she threw up all over the inside and the door of my car.I told her she better be at my house at 8am the following morning to clean it up.Her boyfriend drove her down,we had breakfast while she cleaned the car,suffering an almighty hangover.She threw up again on the path once she was done,so she had to clean that up too.

    She never got as drunk when I was the driver again.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    got it detailed earlier this week....looks like new :D
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    when i was a teenager my buddy and i got drunk and stoned as shit all summer. we spent most of the summer that year doing autobody work on his badass chevy nova that was painted midnight blue. we did the sanding, some old man did the painting, he taught us a lot about autobody work and he supplied booze and grass and was cool as fuck, an old hippy who worked on cars.

    i got so fuckered up one night that i puked down the window crack thingy in the door, down the side of the freshly painted door inside and out on the passenger side.

    i helped clean it. however, it stunk like shit for a very long time; what with the upchuck dripping/running down into the door panel and window frickin thing.

    my buddy wasn't to pleased.

    what the fuck?

    are 16 year old kids supposed to be slamming down beer, vodka, whiskey marijuana and heroin?

    just kidding. i wasn't drinking beer. ;) i mean heroin

    :lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    chadwick wrote:
    when i was a teenager my buddy and i got drunk and stoned as shit all summer. we spent most of the summer that year doing autobody work on his badass chevy nova that was painted midnight blue. we did the sanding, some old man did the painting, he taught us a lot about autobody work and he supplied booze and grass and was cool as fuck, an old hippy who worked on cars.

    i got so fuckered up one night that i puked down the window crack thingy in the door, down the side of the freshly painted door inside and out on the passenger side.

    i helped clean it. however, it stunk like shit for a very long time; what with the upchuck dripping/running down into the door panel and window frickin thing.

    my buddy wasn't to pleased.

    what the fuck?

    are 16 year old kids supposed to be slamming down beer, vodka, whiskey marijuana and heroin?

    just kidding. i wasn't drinking beer. ;) i mean heroin

    :lol:

    have you done your laps today?
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