PUKE ON A CAR

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    take your car here

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    after that, you won't care about the dried puke
    that is probably one of the greatest photographs ever taken in the history of picture taking
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    when i was a teenager my buddy and i got drunk and stoned as shit all summer. we spent most of the summer that year doing autobody work on his badass chevy nova that was painted midnight blue. we did the sanding, some old man did the painting, he taught us a lot about autobody work and he supplied booze and grass and was cool as fuck, an old hippy who worked on cars.

    i got so fuckered up one night that i puked down the window crack thingy in the door, down the side of the freshly painted door inside and out on the passenger side.

    i helped clean it. however, it stunk like shit for a very long time; what with the upchuck dripping/running down into the door panel and window frickin thing.

    my buddy wasn't to pleased.

    what the fuck?

    are 16 year old kids supposed to be slamming down beer, vodka, whiskey marijuana and heroin?

    just kidding. i wasn't drinking beer. ;) i mean heroin

    :lol:

    have you done your laps today?

    no, sir i haven't and it is a tragedy. however, yesterday i swam 2 miles. today is weight lifting and walking the park day and not drinking and drugging at all which will minus vomitting on someone's car/door panel.

    i'll take a swimming pool over a bottle of tequila, grass and heroin anyday.

    enjoy your day my fine, sir.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i honestly cannot tell you how many times i've puked in or on someone's car then passed out in my own disgust. not very cool and not very classy at all. but when you drink enough booze and smoke enough weed for 7 people, something is bound to happen that includes puking.

    your dude, is he invited back over for a get together 3 feet from your car?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



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    :lol::lol::lol:

    This is why I don't like to drive when I go out drinking. No DUI, no puke in or on car. :lol:
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    mca47 wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x
    :lol::lol::lol:

    This is why I don't like to drive when I go out drinking. No DUI, no puke in or on car. :lol:

    yeah....so annoying.
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,890
    mca47 wrote:
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x
    :lol::lol::lol:

    This is why I don't like to drive when I go out drinking. No DUI, no puke in or on car. :lol:
    :lol: :fp: I hope this time the puker is doing all the work!
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,782
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x

    :lol: same person?
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,527
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x

    :lol: same person?

    yes.


    i got it washed. not as bad as last time. only there seems to be more of it inside the window where it's hard to get out.
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    it happened AGAIN. :fp:



    :x :x :x :x :x :x

    :lol: same person?

    yes.


    i got it washed. not as bad as last time. only there seems to be more of it inside the window where it's hard to get out.

    :lol::lol: take his car next time....
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    you need to keep some of these in your car:

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