For 1 million dollars, would you....

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Yes

    For $5000 would you wash the windows on the top floor of a skyscraper on a windy day?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Noooooo



    For $813 would you appear on American Idol as one of the joke contestants they put before the judges just for laughs in the early rounds?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    No way

    For $600 would you spend 2 days shooting everyone you see with your imaginary laser gun while making the sound effects?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Yes.



    For $8 would you walk up to a priest all pimp style and greet him by saying "what's up playa"?
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    No

    For $75 would you walk around with a twisted up kleenex hanging out of your nose for a day and when people ask you why you have a kleenex up your nose you answer "What kleenex?"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    No.



    For $45 dollars would you let a dog urinate on your leg?
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    :lol: The last handful have been funny!
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Yes

    For 45 dollars would you sit on at the front of a bus for one hour and eat peanut butter out of the jar with your finger?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    DS1119 wrote:
    No.



    For $45 dollars would you let a dog urinate on your leg?
    Yes, for $100 plus the cost, would you get a man-perm?
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    No.



    For $45 dollars would you let a dog urinate on your leg?
    Yes

    :evil: I answered this question and you didn't answer mine! lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The peanut butter yes. The perm no. :lol:


    For $1,001 would you act like am undercover security guard at the mall for three hours asking people to inspect their bags?
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Yes

    For 45 dollars would you sit on at the front of a bus for one hour and eat peanut butter out of the jar with your finger?
    oops. hells yes I'd get paid to eat peanut butter!
    For $100,000 would you louge by yourself down an olympic track?
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    No to both the bags and the olympic track, lol

    For 50 dollars would you smear chocolate all over your hand in a bathroom stall and reach your hand under and ask the guy in the next stall if he has any toilet paper?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    :lol: YES!



    For $78.47 would you after running your hand under warm water in a public restroom touch the face of the first person who sees you leaving the restroom?
  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,147
    I think the question would be: if you are straight, for how much money would you have gay sex? or if you are gay, for how much money would you have hetero sex?
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    javis el errante wrote:
    I think the question would be: if you are straight, for how much money would you have gay sex? or if you are gay, for how much money would you have hetero sex?

    Why, how much would you pay to have hetero sex? lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    :lol: YES!



    For $78.47 would you after running your hand under warm water in a public restroom touch the face of the first person who sees you leaving the restroom?

    Lol, no!

    For $350 would you spend an entire day getting on and off buses, one stop at a time? You'd get on the bus and sit down, immediately ring the bell and get off the bus and stand there and wait until the next bus comes. And do this all day from the time the buses start running until the buses stop running.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • javis el errante
    javis el errante Buenos Aires Posts: 6,147
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    javis el errante wrote:
    I think the question would be: if you are straight, for how much money would you have gay sex? or if you are gay, for how much money would you have hetero sex?

    Why, how much would you pay to have hetero sex? lol

    either way, you are paying for sex... :mrgreen:
    ... I am not in the business of being liked anymore ...

  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    :lol: YES!



    For $78.47 would you after running your hand under warm water in a public restroom touch the face of the first person who sees you leaving the restroom?

    Lol, no!

    For $350 would you spend an entire day getting on and off buses, one stop at a time? You'd get on the bus and sit down, immediately ring the bell and get off the bus and stand there and wait until the next bus comes. And do this all day from the time the buses start running until the buses stop running.

    No.

    For $3,000.00 would you pluck EVERY hair off your ENTIRE body and head?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    No.


    For $31 would you eat two worms?

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