The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Betty White from "Lake Placid"

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Since Halloween is almost here how about a little love for Tom Waits as Renfield in "Bram Stoker's Dracula", one of the best acting performances ever by a musician in film. It would have been impressive even for somebody who was an actor full-time. Dude held his own in a movie with Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins.

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    Doctor Jack Seward: Your diet, Mr. Renfield, is disgusting.

    Renfield: Actually, they're perfectly nutritious. You see, each life that I ingest gives back life to me.

    Doctor Jack Seward: The fly gives you life?

    Renfield: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat molecules with a pair of chopsticks than to interest me in a lesser carnivore.

    Doctor Jack Seward: I shall have to invent a new classification of lunatic for you.

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    Renfield: Oh, yes. A kitten. I beg you. A little, sleek - a playful kitten. Something I can teach. Something I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten.

    Doctor Jack Seward: Wouldn't you prefer a cat?

    Renfield: Oh, yes, a big cat! My salvation depends upon it!

    Doctor Jack Seward: Your salvation?

    Renfield: Yes! I need lives. I need lives for the master!
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • titchinello
    titchinello Posts: 3,139
    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."


    or this scene

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist they buy me a drink first. I mean, after all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Principal Rooney sees a Cubs game on tv at a bar.

    rooney: what's the score
    bartender: 0-0
    rooney: who's winning?
    bartender: Da Bears
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    My name....IS HORACE!

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCXFKo1UDjQ
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    Bill: Ted...it's Sigmund Frood.

    Ted: Oh.....HOW'S IT GOIN' FROOD DUDE!?
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Bill: Ted...it's Sigmund Frood.

    Ted: Oh.....HOW'S IT GOIN' FROOD DUDE!?


    Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
    Ted: Iron Maiden?
    Bill, Ted: Excellent!
    [air guitar]
    Evil Duke: Execute them.
    Bill, Ted: Bogus!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Ned: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
    Phil: Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching.
    [Starts to walk away]
    Ned: Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
    Phil: Not a chance.
    Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
    Phil: Ned Ryerson?
    Ned: Bing!
    Phil: Bing.
  • youngster
    youngster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Wayne: So who's playing tonight?

    Bouncer: Tiny Heads and the Shitty Beatles

    Wayne: The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

    Bouncer: They suck.

    Wayne; Oh, so it's not just a clever name.
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • tater926
    tater926 Posts: 263
    Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!

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  • davidtrios
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    Russian Interregator #2: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.
    Emmett Fitz-Hume: Mine or yours?
    Russian Interregator #2: Yours.
    Emmett Fitz-Hume: Damn!


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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Captain O'Hagan: What did you find out at the weigh station?
    Mac: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms!

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    That's a very nice hat you're wearing... and I don't mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. "

    Coach Finstock - Teen Wolf

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • davidtrios
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    mindi wrote:
    I have so many that probably no one else knows. Me and one of my sons love horror movies so we are always saying weird shit from movies to each other. One of our favorites is this from Killer Klowns From Outer Space
    "what are you going to do with those pies boys?" :lol:
    To which he would answer me with "Danny's not here Mrs Torrence" ,yeah everyone knows that one.

    He's at school right ow and I can't think of any more!

    We watched some super cheese the other night and some commercial on the show kept saying "well well well, glad you could make it" so we have been saying that. I can't even remember what that movie was now!

    Ok he just told me that movie was House Of Bones.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Go home and get your f*#$ing shinebox!
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