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kellanazzie wrote:Did you ever put on feetie pajama's & shove every piece of clothing
you could find inside, waddle over to a circular staircase & roll down?
That too would be ridiculous...wouldn't it?
I used to have 55-gallon drum things that we would go in and roll down the hill of my yard.
Everyone would say "Hey, let's go over to "Rollings" house and be put in a barrel......"0 -
did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?
yeah me eitherPost edited by chadwick onfor poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
did you and your brothers ever ride inside your parent's dryer when you were a kid whilst wearing motorcycle helmets?
why yes, yes i havefor poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
kellanazzie wrote:Did you ever put on feetie pajama's & shove every piece of clothing
you could find inside, waddle over to a circular staircase & roll down?
That too would be ridiculous...wouldn't it?
Oh yes, that is terribly ridiculous!0 -
chadwick wrote:did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?
yeah me either
Sounds like you have fun!The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
F Me In The Brain wrote:chadwick wrote:did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?
yeah me either
Sounds like you have fun!
did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?
yeah me either :twisted:for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
chadwick wrote:
did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?
yeah me either :twisted:
That does paint quite the image...a woman, laying face down on a white bed, asleep, half covered by a white sheet and all exposed body parts covered in words written in red lipstick!
I like it!
....given a homeless guy all of the money in your pocket after a wild New Year's Eve party only to have to walk miles home because you had no cash a few hours later?
I have!The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
Have you ever swerved to keep from hitting a deer in the Texas hill country, only to spin out of control, roll down a hill taking out power lines with you and blacking out an entire neighborhood and still remember to grab your PJ cd even with someone screaming "Holy *&$#@ she's alive, call an ambulance!"?
Yeah I have, and during the donut spin, before the the roll down the hill I still killed the freaking deer! :shock:0 -
Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
ps did not puke, held it back!
Sadly yes, sadly last weekend0 -
F Me In The Brain wrote:chadwick wrote:
did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?
yeah me either :twisted:
That does paint quite the image...a woman, laying face down on a white bed, asleep, half covered by a white sheet and all exposed body parts covered in words written in red lipstick!
I like it!
....given a homeless guy all of the money in your pocket after a wild New Year's Eve party only to have to walk miles home because you had no cash a few hours later?
I have!
well done. very badass of you actually.for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Illridethewave20 wrote:Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
ps did not puke, held it back!
Sadly yes, sadly last weekendThe love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
Illridethewave20 wrote:Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
ps did not puke, held it back!
Sadly yes, sadly last weekend
ooops.drank to much vodka, whiskey, beer, schnapps, and wine. :sick:
this ass of a dude = my buddy, dumbyfor poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
& everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
a run to the beer store?0 -
kellanazzie wrote:Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
& everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
a run to the beer store?:shock:
:shock:
The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
kellanazzie wrote:Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
& everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
a run to the beer store?for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce0 -
Ahhhh yes, the good ol days....I got a million of em0
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Did you ever get caught at al fresco sexy time by the farmer with a gun who threatened to let the bull in the next field out unless you got off his land before the count of 5
Why,yes I have :oops:“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”0 -
Rollings wrote:Did you ever slam your head in a door?
No.
I haven't either.
continue"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0
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