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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    kellanazzie wrote:
    Did you ever put on feetie pajama's & shove every piece of clothing
    you could find inside, waddle over to a circular staircase & roll down?

    That too would be ridiculous...wouldn't it? ;)

    I used to have 55-gallon drum things that we would go in and roll down the hill of my yard.

    Everyone would say "Hey, let's go over to "Rollings" house and be put in a barrel......"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited January 2012
    did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?

    yeah me either :mrgreen:
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    did you and your brothers ever ride inside your parent's dryer when you were a kid whilst wearing motorcycle helmets?

    why yes, yes i have
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    kellanazzie wrote:
    Did you ever put on feetie pajama's & shove every piece of clothing
    you could find inside, waddle over to a circular staircase & roll down?

    That too would be ridiculous...wouldn't it? ;)

    Oh yes, that is terribly ridiculous!
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,950
    chadwick wrote:
    did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?

    yeah me either :mrgreen:
    :lol:

    Sounds like you have fun!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?

    yeah me either :mrgreen:
    :lol:

    Sounds like you have fun!

    did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?

    yeah me either :twisted:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,950
    chadwick wrote:

    did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?

    yeah me either :twisted:


    That does paint quite the image...a woman, laying face down on a white bed, asleep, half covered by a white sheet and all exposed body parts covered in words written in red lipstick!
    I like it!

    ....given a homeless guy all of the money in your pocket after a wild New Year's Eve party only to have to walk miles home because you had no cash a few hours later?

    I have!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • drinkbigredinstead
    drinkbigredinstead Posts: 2,240
    Have you ever swerved to keep from hitting a deer in the Texas hill country, only to spin out of control, roll down a hill taking out power lines with you and blacking out an entire neighborhood and still remember to grab your PJ cd even with someone screaming "Holy *&$#@ she's alive, call an ambulance!"?

    Yeah I have, and during the donut spin, before the the roll down the hill I still killed the freaking deer! :shock:
  • Illridethewave20
    Illridethewave20 Posts: 491
    Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
    ps did not puke, held it back!
    Sadly yes, sadly last weekend :o
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?

    yeah me either :twisted:


    That does paint quite the image...a woman, laying face down on a white bed, asleep, half covered by a white sheet and all exposed body parts covered in words written in red lipstick!
    I like it!

    ....given a homeless guy all of the money in your pocket after a wild New Year's Eve party only to have to walk miles home because you had no cash a few hours later?

    I have!

    well done. very badass of you actually.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,950
    Illridethewave20 wrote:
    Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
    ps did not puke, held it back!
    Sadly yes, sadly last weekend :o

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Illridethewave20 wrote:
    Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
    ps did not puke, held it back!
    Sadly yes, sadly last weekend :o
    or as you are down stairs giving oral examination
    ooops.drank to much vodka, whiskey, beer, schnapps, and wine. :sick:

    this ass of a dude = my buddy, dumby
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • kellanazzie
    kellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
    Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
    2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
    morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
    & everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
    a run to the beer store?
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,950
    kellanazzie wrote:
    Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
    Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
    2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
    morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
    & everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
    a run to the beer store?
    :shock: :o :shock: :o :shock: :o
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    kellanazzie wrote:
    Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
    Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
    2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
    morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
    & everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
    a run to the beer store?
    whomever these ppl are, they are my heroes
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • kellanazzie
    kellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Ahhhh yes, the good ol days....I got a million of em ;)
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Did you ever get caught at al fresco sexy time by the farmer with a gun who threatened to let the bull in the next field out unless you got off his land before the count of 5

    Why,yes I have :oops:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,755
    Rollings wrote:
    Did you ever slam your head in a door?

    No.

    I haven't either.


    continue
    Not in a door, but on a floor, yes. And it looks like I'm about to get screwed... but I can't talk about it- bad for my health... :(
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

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