Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
ps did not puke, held it back!
Sadly yes, sadly last weekend
Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
ps did not puke, held it back!
Sadly yes, sadly last weekend
or as you are down stairs giving oral examination
ooops.drank to much vodka, whiskey, beer, schnapps, and wine.
Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
& everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
a run to the beer store?
Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
& everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
a run to the beer store?
Sooooo...did ya ever go camping with seven friends, 64 bottles of
Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
& everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
a run to the beer store?
Did you ever get caught at al fresco sexy time by the farmer with a gun who threatened to let the bull in the next field out unless you got off his land before the count of 5
Why,yes I have :oops:
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
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ooops.drank to much vodka, whiskey, beer, schnapps, and wine.
this ass of a dude = my buddy, dumby
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Lonesome Charlie (cheap wine), a 40 of whiskey, 26 oz of cherry whiskey,
2 cases of beer & a very large bag of...um...stuff & all wake up on Saturday
morn, see a pair of underwear hanging from a corn stalk, look at each other
& everyone check to see if they have underwear on?.... Ahem.....And then make
a run to the beer store?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Why,yes I have :oops: