Did you ever set an M-80 set to go off with a lit cigarette in the ladies room at a campground then run through the field in the dark and run smack with your shins into a large wheel rim that is actually a fireplace, there in the dark, and flip over said rim/fireplace and land right flat on your back, seeing stars while seeing stars and still have the scars?
Did you ever make a funny face, bend over & wiggle your butt at a sign posted by your boss,
while your co-worker looks on from afar & then your boss walks around the corner
& catches you? (& then yur co-worker peepee's her pants laughing?)
Did you ever make a funny face, bend over & wiggle your butt at a sign posted by your boss,
while your co-worker looks on from afar & then your boss walks around the corner
& catches you? (& then yur co-worker peepee's her pants laughing?)
Did you ever make a funny face, bend over & wiggle your butt at a sign posted by your boss,
while your co-worker looks on from afar & then your boss walks around the corner
& catches you? (& then yur co-worker peepee's her pants laughing?)
try to "surf" on a truck roof as a drunken teenager like the idiots in Teen Wolf and fall off and demo your knees/elbows/body but yet still walk away?
(It hurt like hell the next AM but nothing says dumb & tough like an 18 year old guy....was so lucky my buddy was driving slowly!)
Did you ever leap out on someone only to discover it wasn't the person you intended to scare the shit out of
Why,yes I have
I have done that too!
:thumbup:
I did it to my boss once,thought it was my colleague,I leapt out all arms a flaying and howling,I stopped in mid howl,she just looked at me :wtf: turned and walked away shaking her head
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?
did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?
did you ever drink yourself ignorant, pass out only to wake up with one sock/foot wet, only the opposite boot wet and you're wet from the neck up and it is 3am and your head is killing you? and your wallet missing with illegal things in it only to be found by your neighbor in a cow pasture 3 miles from where you are?
yeah me either
Sounds like you have fun!
did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?
did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?
yeah me either :twisted:
That does paint quite the image...a woman, laying face down on a white bed, asleep, half covered by a white sheet and all exposed body parts covered in words written in red lipstick!
I like it!
....given a homeless guy all of the money in your pocket after a wild New Year's Eve party only to have to walk miles home because you had no cash a few hours later?
Have you ever swerved to keep from hitting a deer in the Texas hill country, only to spin out of control, roll down a hill taking out power lines with you and blacking out an entire neighborhood and still remember to grab your PJ cd even with someone screaming "Holy *&$#@ she's alive, call an ambulance!"?
Yeah I have, and during the donut spin, before the the roll down the hill I still killed the freaking deer! :shock:
Have you ever tried really hard after a night of drinking that you didn't puke in your dates mouth while making out.
ps did not puke, held it back!
Sadly yes, sadly last weekend
did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?
yeah me either :twisted:
That does paint quite the image...a woman, laying face down on a white bed, asleep, half covered by a white sheet and all exposed body parts covered in words written in red lipstick!
I like it!
....given a homeless guy all of the money in your pocket after a wild New Year's Eve party only to have to walk miles home because you had no cash a few hours later?
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why yes, yes i have
why yes, yes i have
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
or not go to work at all the next day, why yes, yes I have
did your behavior make you change your St. Patty day activities since then
why yes, yes it did
BUT, did you ever do this on Christmas Day?
I for one did, yes, I accidently got shitfaced on St. Patrick's Day right on Christmas Day.
That was a blast
Why yes I have.
Why yes....yes, I have. Multiple times.
why yes. yes he has
Why yes, yes I have :oops:
That's ridiculous, no.
while your co-worker looks on from afar & then your boss walks around the corner
& catches you?
Well....as a matter of fact, yes, yes I did :P
OMG me too!
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
(It hurt like hell the next AM but nothing says dumb & tough like an 18 year old guy....was so lucky my buddy was driving slowly!)
Why,yes I have
I have done that too!
:thumbup:
I did it to my boss once,thought it was my colleague,I leapt out all arms a flaying and howling,I stopped in mid howl,she just looked at me :wtf: turned and walked away shaking her head
you could find inside, waddle over to a circular staircase & roll down?
That too would be ridiculous...wouldn't it?
Why,yes I have
I used to have 55-gallon drum things that we would go in and roll down the hill of my yard.
Everyone would say "Hey, let's go over to "Rollings" house and be put in a barrel......"
yeah me either
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
why yes, yes i have
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Oh yes, that is terribly ridiculous!
Sounds like you have fun!
did you ever have sex with a woman only to have written her love poetry all over her body and not on paper, which is then lost forever once she showers?
yeah me either :twisted:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
That does paint quite the image...a woman, laying face down on a white bed, asleep, half covered by a white sheet and all exposed body parts covered in words written in red lipstick!
I like it!
....given a homeless guy all of the money in your pocket after a wild New Year's Eve party only to have to walk miles home because you had no cash a few hours later?
I have!
Yeah I have, and during the donut spin, before the the roll down the hill I still killed the freaking deer! :shock:
ps did not puke, held it back!
Sadly yes, sadly last weekend
well done. very badass of you actually.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce