Did You Ever.......

rollings
rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
edited January 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Did you ever slam your head in a door?

No.

I haven't either.


continue
Post edited by Unknown User on
«1

Comments

  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    did you ever go out on St. Patrick's Day, get shitfaced and wake up late for work the next day?


    why yes, yes i have
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    have you ever fallen down and it feel good?
    why yes, yes i have
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    edited January 2012
    conman wrote:
    did you ever go out on St. Patrick's Day, get shitfaced and wake up late for work the next day?


    why yes, yes i have


    or not go to work at all the next day, why yes, yes I have

    did your behavior make you change your St. Patty day activities since then

    why yes, yes it did
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    conman wrote:
    did you ever go out on St. Patrick's Day, get shitfaced and wake up late for work the next day?


    why yes, yes i have

    BUT, did you ever do this on Christmas Day?

    I for one did, yes, I accidently got shitfaced on St. Patrick's Day right on Christmas Day.
    That was a blast
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Did you ever wash a basketball in a washing machine?

    Why yes I have.
  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Did you ever walk into a parked car?

    Why yes....yes, I have. Multiple times. :lol:
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    did your cousin ever try to clean your bicycle spokes with a stick while you were riding?



    why yes. yes he has
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Did you ever back your hubby's car up into a fire hydrant while he was holding the door open to get in?

    Why yes, yes I have :oops:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Did you ever set an M-80 set to go off with a lit cigarette in the ladies room at a campground then run through the field in the dark and run smack with your shins into a large wheel rim that is actually a fireplace, there in the dark, and flip over said rim/fireplace and land right flat on your back, seeing stars while seeing stars and still have the scars?

    That's ridiculous, no.
  • kellanazzie
    kellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Did you ever make a funny face, bend over & wiggle your butt at a sign posted by your boss,
    while your co-worker looks on from afar & then your boss walks around the corner
    & catches you? :o (& then yur co-worker peepee's her pants laughing?)

    Well....as a matter of fact, yes, yes I did :P
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    kellanazzie wrote:
    Did you ever make a funny face, bend over & wiggle your butt at a sign posted by your boss,
    while your co-worker looks on from afar & then your boss walks around the corner
    & catches you? :o (& then yur co-worker peepee's her pants laughing?)

    Well....as a matter of fact, yes, yes I did :P

    OMG me too!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    conman wrote:
    did your cousin ever try to clean your bicycle spokes with a stick while you were riding?



    why yes. yes he has
    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • kellanazzie
    kellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Rollings wrote:
    kellanazzie wrote:
    Did you ever make a funny face, bend over & wiggle your butt at a sign posted by your boss,
    while your co-worker looks on from afar & then your boss walks around the corner
    & catches you? :o (& then yur co-worker peepee's her pants laughing?)

    Well....as a matter of fact, yes, yes I did :P

    OMG me too!
    :lol::lol::lol: still working there
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Rollings wrote:
    Did you ever wash a basketball in a washing machine?

    Why yes I have.
    deflated? i always deflate my basketballs before inserting them into the washer. one may inflate after washing and before placing in dryer
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,937
    try to "surf" on a truck roof as a drunken teenager like the idiots in Teen Wolf and fall off and demo your knees/elbows/body but yet still walk away?
    (It hurt like hell the next AM but nothing says dumb & tough like an 18 year old guy....was so lucky my buddy was driving slowly!)

    teenwolf%20van%20surfing%201.jpg
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Did you ever leap out on someone only to discover it wasn't the person you intended to scare the shit out of

    Why,yes I have
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,937
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Did you ever leap out on someone only to discover it wasn't the person you intended to scare the shit out of

    Why,yes I have
    :lol:
    I have done that too!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Did you ever leap out on someone only to discover it wasn't the person you intended to scare the shit out of

    Why,yes I have
    :lol:
    I have done that too!

    :thumbup:

    I did it to my boss once,thought it was my colleague,I leapt out all arms a flaying and howling,I stopped in mid howl,she just looked at me :wtf: turned and walked away shaking her head
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • kellanazzie
    kellanazzie Posts: 1,484
    Did you ever put on feetie pajama's & shove every piece of clothing
    you could find inside, waddle over to a circular staircase & roll down?

    That too would be ridiculous...wouldn't it? ;)
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Did you ever take your dog a walk while stoned,fell asleep on a hill and woke up to find the dog gone?

    Why,yes I have
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”

Categories