Slanket, Snuggie, or neither?

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  • Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    The whole Slanket/Snuggie debate is meaningless until we acknowledge the essential design flaw: they are fleece.

    This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.
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    unlost dogs wrote:
    The whole Slanket/Snuggie debate is meaningless until we acknowledge the essential design flaw: they are fleece.

    This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.

    :lol::lol: Another the reason I love the quilted throw :P :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Posts: 33,497
    unlost dogs wrote:
    The whole Slanket/Snuggie debate is meaningless until we acknowledge the essential design flaw: they are fleece.

    This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.


    I have used mine for four years and that has not happened yet...of course I do have a ground wire tied to my junk. 8-)
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    DS1119 wrote:
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    I have used mine for four years and that has not happened yet...of course I do have a ground wire tied to my junk. 8-)


    Well, I would think the cutlery would ground you... :P :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Posts: 33,497
    Funny commercial but the Slanket is still better. :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfHzD2_8m0
  • Posts: 6,387
    DS1119 wrote:
    Funny commercial but the Slanket is still better. :lol:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfHzD2_8m0

    I have reason to believe these Cult Members are not wearing Snuggies.I have witnessed other Cult Members move minimally while wearing Snuggies and due to the design fault of them having no secure fastening device at the back the Snuggie fall's to the floor ... rendering the Cult remember cold and ostracised by others who have learned to sit the left side of the couch and not move :D

    I have mere hours to wait until I get my throw that I asked for Christmas ... I will prove it is the best at keeping me warm as I coorie in to it :D
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  • Posts: 33,497
    stargirl69 wrote:
    who have learned to sit the left side of the couch and not move :D


    :lol:
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    DS1119 wrote:
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    :lol:

    ;):lol: Try moving to the other side of the room
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  • Posts: 33,497
    PJJ.jpg


    https://www.pajamajeans.com/


    :wtf: :lol::clap:
  • Posts: 3,270
    I don't have a Snuggie or a Slanket (never heard that term before until this thread) but I did get a Tuggie for Christmas last year as a gag gift.

    You probably don't want to know what it is, but...

    http://www.spencersonline.com/product/pd-the-tuggie/
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  • Posts: 31,013
    capthowdy1027 wrote:
    I don't have a Snuggie or a Slanket (never heard that term before until this thread) but I did get a Tuggie for Christmas last year as a gag gift.

    You probably don't want to know what it is, but...

    http://www.spencersonline.com/product/pd-the-tuggie/

    :o :shock:
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    RKCNDY wrote:
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    :o :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol: Hilarious!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Posts: 33,497
    capthowdy1027 wrote:
    I don't have a Snuggie or a Slanket (never heard that term before until this thread) but I did get a Tuggie for Christmas last year as a gag gift.

    You probably don't want to know what it is, but...

    http://www.spencersonline.com/product/pd-the-tuggie/


    I've got one of those too! It's cold here in Central New York.:lol:
  • Posts: 33,497
    https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/?rtag=foreverlazy&


    You had me at lazy. :mrgreen:
  • Posts: 6,387
    DS1119 wrote:
    https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/?rtag=foreverlazy&


    You had me at lazy. :mrgreen:

    Should we be collectively worried about DS :D
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    stargirl69 wrote:
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    Should we be collectively worried about DS :D


    You can't tell me that's not awesome! :D
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    DS1119 wrote:
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    You can't tell me that's not awesome! :D

    :shifty: maybe ... a wee bit :D
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  • Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/?rtag=foreverlazy&


    You had me at lazy. :mrgreen:

    I'm not kidding, I totally want this. I mean, who doesn't want to wear something like this when they're out tailgating?! Okay, maybe that's a bit too far but it would be PERFECT for football Sundays :mrgreen:
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    Mamasan23 wrote:
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    I'm not kidding, I totally want this. I mean, who doesn't want to wear something like this when they're out tailgating?! Okay, maybe that's a bit too far but it would be PERFECT for football Sundays :mrgreen:


    I love the "drop seat" feature! :lol::D
  • Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    I love the "drop seat" feature! :lol::D

    Yes!! Extremely important. I already have hoodie/footie pjs (don't judge me) and no drop seat feature makes them quite annoying.
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