The whole Slanket/Snuggie debate is meaningless until we acknowledge the essential design flaw: they are fleece.
This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.
The whole Slanket/Snuggie debate is meaningless until we acknowledge the essential design flaw: they are fleece.
This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.
The whole Slanket/Snuggie debate is meaningless until we acknowledge the essential design flaw: they are fleece.
This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.
I have used mine for four years and that has not happened yet...of course I do have a ground wire tied to my junk.
The whole Slanket/Snuggie debate is meaningless until we acknowledge the essential design flaw: they are fleece.
This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.
I have used mine for four years and that has not happened yet...of course I do have a ground wire tied to my junk.
Well, I would think the cutlery would ground you... :P
I have reason to believe these Cult Members are not wearing Snuggies.I have witnessed other Cult Members move minimally while wearing Snuggies and due to the design fault of them having no secure fastening device at the back the Snuggie fall's to the floor ... rendering the Cult remember cold and ostracised by others who have learned to sit the left side of the couch and not move
I have mere hours to wait until I get my throw that I asked for Christmas ... I will prove it is the best at keeping me warm as I coorie in to it
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I'm not kidding, I totally want this. I mean, who doesn't want to wear something like this when they're out tailgating?! Okay, maybe that's a bit too far but it would be PERFECT for football Sundays
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I'm not kidding, I totally want this. I mean, who doesn't want to wear something like this when they're out tailgating?! Okay, maybe that's a bit too far but it would be PERFECT for football Sundays
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This means if, while wearing one, you rouse yourself from your stupor long enough to shuffle across the floor to turn on a light, you will generate static shock of voltage sufficient to blow out your anal sphincter. Or at least feel like you did.
I have used mine for four years and that has not happened yet...of course I do have a ground wire tied to my junk.
Well, I would think the cutlery would ground you... :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpfHzD2_8m0
I have reason to believe these Cult Members are not wearing Snuggies.I have witnessed other Cult Members move minimally while wearing Snuggies and due to the design fault of them having no secure fastening device at the back the Snuggie fall's to the floor ... rendering the Cult remember cold and ostracised by others who have learned to sit the left side of the couch and not move
I have mere hours to wait until I get my throw that I asked for Christmas ... I will prove it is the best at keeping me warm as I coorie in to it
https://www.pajamajeans.com/
:wtf:
You probably don't want to know what it is, but...
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/pd-the-tuggie/
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I've got one of those too! It's cold here in Central New York.
You had me at lazy.
Should we be collectively worried about DS
You can't tell me that's not awesome!
:shifty: maybe ... a wee bit
I'm not kidding, I totally want this. I mean, who doesn't want to wear something like this when they're out tailgating?! Okay, maybe that's a bit too far but it would be PERFECT for football Sundays
I love the "drop seat" feature!
Yes!! Extremely important. I already have hoodie/footie pjs (don't judge me) and no drop seat feature makes them quite annoying.
i find hookers and blow to be just as warming
I bet you this guy didn't get out of the park alive.
You go out like that DS
I would rather be dead than ever caught wearing one of those!!
I'm talking about the Red Sux hat!
that is so gay...
Slankets in public...no.
Slankets at home...nice.