Worst Fan of the Night (Chicago 1) Award

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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,569
    This isn't a matter of how drunk someone is, but how trashy a person is.... I get absolutely super loaded/hammered sometimes and I STILL wouldn't do something like this.
  • voodoopug
    voodoopug Posts: 1,011
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    This isn't a matter of how drunk someone is, but how trashy a person is.... I get absolutely super loaded/hammered sometimes and I STILL wouldn't do something like this.


    I don't even find it acceptable if a steady stream of urine hits the urinal and there is some splashback on myself, I'd never wish my urine to cover/touch anyone else.
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  • TransplantedNewf
    TransplantedNewf Posts: 805
    voodoopug wrote:
    I don't even find it acceptable if a steady stream of urine hits the urinal and there is some splashback on myself, I'd never wish my urine to cover/touch anyone else.

    It's so pathetic that you have to have this conversation. Who the fuck pisses in their seat in a theatre? What kind of an asshole do you have to be? I can't even imagine...
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,569
    voodoopug wrote:
    I don't even find it acceptable if a steady stream of urine hits the urinal and there is some splashback on myself, I'd never wish my urine to cover/touch anyone else.

    That's why I would've MURDERED this dude. You wouldn't need security. I would be dragging him outside by the balls and putting his teeth to the curb.
  • voodoopug
    voodoopug Posts: 1,011
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    That's why I would've MURDERED this dude. You wouldn't need security. I would be dragging him outside by the balls and putting his teeth to the curb.

    I am not sure I would have been able to restrain myself either. I give Greg all the credit in the world.
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,569
    voodoopug wrote:
    I am not sure I would have been able to restrain myself either. I give Greg all the credit in the world.

    Yeah, no offense to Greg, but I feel like the only just action would've been my said set of actions. Letting security handle it just wouldn't give me the satisfaction nor the acceptance in my eyes. If someone pissed on me I would probably turn into a complete lunatic. I would also probably drag him up onstage , shove Eddie's uke up his ass, take the mic and call this piece of trash out in front of everyone.
  • turningscrews
    turningscrews Posts: 80
    I would nominate the chick that was sitting in front of me in orchestra AA because she wouldn't turn her fucking camera off, and the backlight was sooo god-damn annoying. Not to mention the fact that A. she shouldn't have had a camera in there to begin with & B. she took at least a 15 min video.

    However, she was dressed like she was going to work at a gentleman's club, so I didn't complain.

    What about the tool boxes in shirts and ties in the mezzonine seats dancing like they were at a frat party?
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  • meistereder
    meistereder Posts: 1,577
    Score another one for entropy and the downfall of civilization!
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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    OMG I can't believe what I'm reading in this thread. Just when you think you have heard it all something new happens.
  • voodoopug
    voodoopug Posts: 1,011
    turningscrews wrote:
    I would nominate the chick that was sitting in front of me in orchestra AA because she wouldn't turn her fucking camera off, and the backlight was sooo god-damn annoying. Not to mention the fact that A. she shouldn't have had a camera in there to begin with & B. she took at least a 15 min video.

    However, she was dressed like she was going to work at a gentleman's club, so I didn't complain.

    What about the tool boxes in shirts and ties in the mezzonine seats dancing like they were at a frat party?


    All worthy nominees....but we got go with "Mookie and the pisser"
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  • voodoopug
    voodoopug Posts: 1,011
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Yeah, no offense to Greg, but I feel like the only just action would've been my said set of actions. Letting security handle it just wouldn't give me the satisfaction nor the acceptance in my eyes. If someone pissed on me I would probably turn into a complete lunatic. I would also probably drag him up onstage , shove Eddie's uke up his ass, take the mic and call this piece of trash out in front of everyone.

    at that point would Eddie have said..."It's a Mandolin you uncultured f*ck!" (j/k, but that got a laugh out of me when Eddie said that last night!)
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  • battan1120
    battan1120 Posts: 310
    Pissing in your seat at PJ/Vedder shows seems to be a common occurence.Is it a Right of Passage to some exclusive Club.Its just wrong.
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,569
    voodoopug wrote:
    at that point would Eddie have said..."It's a Mandolin you uncultured f*ck!" (j/k, but that got a laugh out of me when Eddie said that last night!)

    How many times is he gonna use that joke? He's gotta get some new material. And I'm talking about his Tele uke. I looked on this website that sells them. They want like $800 I think. Ridiculous. What's even more ridiculous is that I'm considering buying one.
  • voodoopug
    voodoopug Posts: 1,011
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    How many times is he gonna use that joke? He's gotta get some new material. And I'm talking about his Tele uke. I looked on this website that sells them. They want like $800 I think. Ridiculous. What's even more ridiculous is that I'm considering buying one.

    I don"t know....I kind of see it as a "Creed joke".....always funny.

    That is a fair price for a Uke that can be used in a live setting IMO.
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,569
    voodoopug wrote:
    I don"t know....I kind of see it as a "Creed joke".....always funny.

    That is a fair price for a Uke that can be used in a live setting IMO.

    Nah, I could see like half that for one. And there's nothing too great about that uke other than it was craft like a Tele. I guess that's what you're paying for then - the craftsmanship.
  • ACCBootlegGoddess
    ACCBootlegGoddess Posts: 4,318
    Ok thats NASTY!!! (pissypants guy).
    I witnessed something like this like 11-12 years ago at a Van Halen concert.
    It was at the Molson Ampitheatre and I was the last row in the 200 level. Pedestrian walkway was right behind me and we were off to the side near the bathroom.
    There was this guy in his mid to late 30's right in front of me...he was smashed out of his mind and stoned. During one of the songs he pulled out his member and pissed right at his seat. Everyone was standing and watching the stage so nobody but my friend and I noticed. I couldn't tell if the stream splashed on anyone but since its an ampitheatre the seats are sloped so I feel bad for the people in the row in front of him...prob stood in Urine and didn't know it.

    I looked around for security but didn't see anyone so I didn't say anything...but I was so glad that I was BEHIND this loser.

    Its wrong in ANY situation, but it takes on a whole new level of wrong in a beautiful place like that chicago theatre....GROSS!
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    makes the yelling seem tame don't it?

    sorry your experience got ruined
  • greg6906
    greg6906 Posts: 41
    I'd like to warn everyone one that the pisser is coming back tonight. He's going to be in the upper balcony this time, though.
  • lostpuppy
    lostpuppy Posts: 110
    greg6906 wrote:
    I'd like to warn everyone one that the pisser is coming back tonight. He's going to be in the upper balcony this time, though.


    crap...

    i enjoyed the puke all over urinal number 2.
  • AvocadoLady
    AvocadoLady Posts: 680
    This is just....wow.

    I was in Row S, but on the right side...I did see someone getting removed by security, but there wasn't much of a commotion. Wonder if it was the same thing.

    We did have a delightful young man sitting next to us who was stumbling drunk and spilled half his beer on my friend, then threw the cup on the floor, looked at him, and said "sh!t happens". Um, okay.

    Thankfully he left about five songs in and didn't come back. $80 well spent, buddy!
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