Worst Fan of the Night (Chicago 1) Award

voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
edited August 2008 in Given To Fly (live)
We were unable to recognize just one winner, so we have a dual champion

1. I'd like to recognize the potato head sitting two rows in front of me in ORCH R, row P, seat 307. Smooth move pissing all over yourself, the floor, and the people in Row "O". Was glad to see you tossed out. You probably needed another beer.

2. Lets not forget his little fluff boy with the Mookie Blaylock jersey on and the poor Ziggy Marley immitation "Shi*tlocks" in his hair who not only had to pump his fist and jump up and down like a school girl when Eddie started playing "Sometimes", but had the gall to start arguing with the guy who asked security to deal with his little buddy. The guy's response was great when Lil' Mookie asked him why did you have to narc on my boy.........he says...."ARE YOU SERIOUS.........HE PISSED ON ME"


On a side note, I thought overall, the crowd was very respectful of Ed and had a great time.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Was Pisserman conscious at the time?
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    oh God...fun times
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  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    sounds like the crowd was in good behaviour for the most part ... i'd like to think the whining on here played a tiny part ... :p

    also - more than anything - i'm glad for ed ... this is the way he'd rather have it ... and i'm sure night 2 in chicago is gonna be the best show on this tour!
  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    Was Pisserman conscious at the time?

    Yes, this was not simply a free release of urine due to loss of consciousness, this was the full blown, premeditated, place member in hand and aim/fire.

    The real tragedy was that we were sitting right by the exit to the lobby and it was very easy to get to and fro the bathrooms in a matter of a minute or two
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  • greg6906greg6906 Posts: 41
    voodoopug wrote:
    We were unable to recognize just one winner, so we have a dual champion

    1. I'd like to recognize the potato head sitting two rows in front of me in ORCH R, row P, seat 307. Smooth move pissing all over yourself, the floor, and the people in Row "O". Was glad to see you tossed out. You probably needed another beer.

    2. Lets not forget his little fluff boy with the Mookie Blaylock jersey on and the poor Ziggy Marley immitation "Shi*tlocks" in his hair who not only had to pump his fist and jump up and down like a school girl when Eddie started playing "Sometimes", but had the gall to start arguing with the guy who asked security to deal with his little buddy. The guy's response was great when Lil' Mookie asked him why did you have to narc on my boy.........he says...."ARE YOU SERIOUS.........HE PISSED ON ME"


    On a side note, I thought overall, the crowd was very respectful of Ed and had a great time.

    Was the guy in a light blue shirt and Cardinals hat? Yep, that was me. I apologize for disturbing those around me while arguing with the guy. I had to leave early. I felt badly for pissing off the others after the pissing incident. I couldn't believe those two were attempting to stick up for the dude. There was no winning in the argument with the jersey dude. I remember yelling "HE FUCKING PISSED ON ME!" three times to the dude. He could NOT comprehend, since I was now sitting behind them (something about going back to the piss-soaked seat didn't seem right) how the guy could have peed on me. It pretty much ruined the night. Glad to see others still had fun though.
  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    greg6906 wrote:
    Was the guy in a light blue shirt and Cardinals hat? Yep, that was me. I apologize for disturbing those around me while arguing with the guy. I had to leave early. I felt badly for pissing off the others after the pissing incident. I couldn't believe those two were attempting to stick up for the dude. There was no winning in the argument with the jersey dude. I remember yelling "HE FUCKING PISSED ON ME!" three times to the dude. He could NOT comprehend, since I was now sitting behind them (something about going back to the piss-soaked seat didn't seem right) how the guy could have peed on me. It pretty much ruined the night. Glad to see others still had fun though.

    I was the big/tall guy in the tye dye stones shirt that pointed out to you the empty seat in front of me. You were totally in the right, and don't feel bad, you didn't disturb us at all. Lil' Mookie should've been tossed as well, we had your back if you were ambushed.
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  • greg6906greg6906 Posts: 41
    voodoopug wrote:
    I was the big/tall guy in the tye dye stones shirt that pointed out to you the empty seat in front of me. You were totally in the right, and don't feel bad, you didn't disturb us at all. Lil' Mookie should've been tossed as well, we had your back if you were ambushed.
    Well at that point, when everyone was shushing me for arguing with the dude, I kind of figured I was the bad guy. I didn't realize that the people behind the guy knew what he did. Funny thing is, I saw the guy that got booted outside arguing with the cops that he didn't do anything. He swore up and down that he pissed in the bathroom and not at his seat. It's a shame he didn't get kicked out much earlier. Those three pretty much ruined the show for me.
  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    greg6906 wrote:
    Well at that point, when everyone was shushing me for arguing with the dude, I kind of figured I was the bad guy. I didn't realize that the people behind the guy knew what he did. Funny thing is, I saw the guy that got booted outside arguing with the cops that he didn't do anything. He swore up and down that he pissed in the bathroom and not at his seat. It's a shame he didn't get kicked out much earlier. Those three pretty much ruined the show for me.

    Just so you can feel a little better, I was telling Lil'Mookie to shut up, not you. You had every reason to be upset and I am not sure I would have handled it as well as you did, so kudos for keeping a level head.
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  • shareshare Posts: 551
    In some cultures it is considered the highest honor of praise for a performer
    when a member of the audience urinates on their fellow concert goers.

    Acceptable reaction to said pisser by those he soiled on is a beating so
    bad he would have to open his zipper just to see.

    Unbelievable.
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  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,903
    share wrote:
    In some cultures it is considered the highest honor of praise for a performer
    when a member of the audience urinates on their fellow concert goers.

    Acceptable reaction to said pisser by those he soiled on is a beating so
    bad he would have to open his zipper just to see.

    Unbelievable.

    I was waiting for something like this. As for the pisser himself- you can take someone out of the trailer park, but.....
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • way to go PissyPants!!! God,some of the stories of incidents at these shows is incredible.....how old are these morons?grow up.
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  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    share wrote:
    In some cultures it is considered the highest honor of praise for a performer
    when a member of the audience urinates on their fellow concert goers.

    Acceptable reaction to said pisser by those he soiled on is a beating so
    bad he would have to open his zipper just to see.

    Unbelievable.

    I just don't understand the thought process that people use to decide to get so drunk that they just piss freely while at a concert. I am glad Greg didnt get himself into trouble by turning it physical, but personally, I would have loved to have seen "Lil'Mookie" and "Captain Bladder" beaten to a pulp. Mookie had his chance to be a stand up guy and not question why someone was upset with his "guy" for urinating on him, but he chose the low road. I can only hope he has gas/bloating today.
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  • iwasthereiwasthere Posts: 511
    greg6906 wrote:
    Was the guy in a light blue shirt and Cardinals hat? Yep, that was me. I apologize for disturbing those around me while arguing with the guy. I had to leave early. I felt badly for pissing off the others after the pissing incident. I couldn't believe those two were attempting to stick up for the dude. There was no winning in the argument with the jersey dude. I remember yelling "HE FUCKING PISSED ON ME!" three times to the dude. He could NOT comprehend, since I was now sitting behind them (something about going back to the piss-soaked seat didn't seem right) how the guy could have peed on me. It pretty much ruined the night. Glad to see others still had fun though.

    Well, I felt bad for you til you said you were a Cardinals fan!

    Seriously though, saw those 2 at the bar across the street at Congress Hotel. I was in row S and this all went down right in front of me. Saw the dude get tossed, but had no idea what had happened.
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  • i'm sorry..i'm not a violent person..BUT if someone pissed on me i would beat the shit out of him(obviously i couldn't beat the piss out of him :)) till the cops came & pulled me off them!!!

    i mean how fucking drunk do you have to be to do some shit like that?

    i always get my buzz on before a show,shit i drink and smoke and a lot of people can't mix the 2,yet i manage to not act like an asshole nor do i piss myself!!

    WTF?!!!
  • greg6906greg6906 Posts: 41
    way to go PissyPants!!! God,some of the stories of incidents at these shows is incredible.....how old are these morons?grow up.

    This guy was annoying me before the show. Telling me how he took Albert Pujols in his fantasy draft 7 years ago. Went on for a good 2-3 minutes about this. I really was giving no response but he kept going on and on. He was shit tanked before Eddie took the stage.

    I also overheard him bragging about being in the 10club for 10+ years and how he can get any audio show without a problem. yeah, we're happy for ya. who gives a shit.
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,876
    Wow, that was right next to me. I was wondering what the hell was going on over there.

    Pissing on someone??? What an asshole........
  • greg6906greg6906 Posts: 41
    I wanna get this straight, though. It's not like I bent over and he gave me a full on golden shower. I felt something splatter on my foot (wearing sandals), I turn around, and he is the ONLY guy sitting in the entire area. Then I heard him brag to Mookie "Yeah, I just pissed." Then I realize there is a puddle under me. So, yeah, it's not like my back was completely soaked. It takes a lot to gross me out. I couldn't get over the stupidity of this dude.
  • shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,286
    voodoopug wrote:
    We were unable to recognize just one winner, so we have a dual champion

    1. I'd like to recognize the potato head sitting two rows in front of me in ORCH R, row P, seat 307. Smooth move pissing all over yourself, the floor, and the people in Row "O". Was glad to see you tossed out. You probably needed another beer.

    2. Lets not forget his little fluff boy with the Mookie Blaylock jersey on and the poor Ziggy Marley immitation "Shi*tlocks" in his hair who not only had to pump his fist and jump up and down like a school girl when Eddie started playing "Sometimes", but had the gall to start arguing with the guy who asked security to deal with his little buddy. The guy's response was great when Lil' Mookie asked him why did you have to narc on my boy.........he says...."ARE YOU SERIOUS.........HE PISSED ON ME"


    On a side note, I thought overall, the crowd was very respectful of Ed and had a great time.

    Alright it's time to move forward and talk about the amazing show. Deal?
  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    iwasthere wrote:
    Well, I felt bad for you til you said you were a Cardinals fan!

    Seriously though, saw those 2 at the bar across the street at Congress Hotel. I was in row S and this all went down right in front of me. Saw the dude get tossed, but had no idea what had happened.


    I was in Row R and was lucky enough to watch those two Creed fans put on their display. And as a die hard White Sox Fan, by default I have no choice but to support our friend with the redbird hat.
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  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    greg6906 wrote:
    I wanna get this straight, though. It's not like I bent over and he gave me a full on golden shower. I felt something splatter on my foot (wearing sandals), I turn around, and he is the ONLY guy sitting in the entire area. Then I heard him brag to Mookie "Yeah, I just pissed." Then I realize there is a puddle under me. So, yeah, it's not like my back was completely soaked. It takes a lot to gross me out. I couldn't get over the stupidity of this dude.

    In my book, when we are talking about human urine, there is no 'acceptable level" of coverage. You were in the right. Kind of disappointed that no one punched Mookie though.
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,279
    This isn't a matter of how drunk someone is, but how trashy a person is.... I get absolutely super loaded/hammered sometimes and I STILL wouldn't do something like this.
  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    This isn't a matter of how drunk someone is, but how trashy a person is.... I get absolutely super loaded/hammered sometimes and I STILL wouldn't do something like this.


    I don't even find it acceptable if a steady stream of urine hits the urinal and there is some splashback on myself, I'd never wish my urine to cover/touch anyone else.
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  • voodoopug wrote:
    I don't even find it acceptable if a steady stream of urine hits the urinal and there is some splashback on myself, I'd never wish my urine to cover/touch anyone else.

    It's so pathetic that you have to have this conversation. Who the fuck pisses in their seat in a theatre? What kind of an asshole do you have to be? I can't even imagine...
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,279
    voodoopug wrote:
    I don't even find it acceptable if a steady stream of urine hits the urinal and there is some splashback on myself, I'd never wish my urine to cover/touch anyone else.

    That's why I would've MURDERED this dude. You wouldn't need security. I would be dragging him outside by the balls and putting his teeth to the curb.
  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    That's why I would've MURDERED this dude. You wouldn't need security. I would be dragging him outside by the balls and putting his teeth to the curb.

    I am not sure I would have been able to restrain myself either. I give Greg all the credit in the world.
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,279
    voodoopug wrote:
    I am not sure I would have been able to restrain myself either. I give Greg all the credit in the world.

    Yeah, no offense to Greg, but I feel like the only just action would've been my said set of actions. Letting security handle it just wouldn't give me the satisfaction nor the acceptance in my eyes. If someone pissed on me I would probably turn into a complete lunatic. I would also probably drag him up onstage , shove Eddie's uke up his ass, take the mic and call this piece of trash out in front of everyone.
  • I would nominate the chick that was sitting in front of me in orchestra AA because she wouldn't turn her fucking camera off, and the backlight was sooo god-damn annoying. Not to mention the fact that A. she shouldn't have had a camera in there to begin with & B. she took at least a 15 min video.

    However, she was dressed like she was going to work at a gentleman's club, so I didn't complain.

    What about the tool boxes in shirts and ties in the mezzonine seats dancing like they were at a frat party?
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  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    Score another one for entropy and the downfall of civilization!
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  • voodoopugvoodoopug Posts: 1,011
    I would nominate the chick that was sitting in front of me in orchestra AA because she wouldn't turn her fucking camera off, and the backlight was sooo god-damn annoying. Not to mention the fact that A. she shouldn't have had a camera in there to begin with & B. she took at least a 15 min video.

    However, she was dressed like she was going to work at a gentleman's club, so I didn't complain.

    What about the tool boxes in shirts and ties in the mezzonine seats dancing like they were at a frat party?


    All worthy nominees....but we got go with "Mookie and the pisser"
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  • OMG I can't believe what I'm reading in this thread. Just when you think you have heard it all something new happens.
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