what the hell is happening to me?

chadwick
chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
my landlord felt like i needed a television, so she hooked up a little red 13'' Dora the Explorer television set connected to some satellite.

i haven't had tv in years and i am scared. i can't see the menu and things because it's far away from where i am sitting. it is a complete disaster yet funnier than hell. the only reason im even keepin it is cause it's a Dora Explorer tv. what the fuck?

children had took crayons to the entire 13 inches of the screen. coated it in layers of crayon then ripped the cable clear out of the back of the tv, through the plastic of the tv's back.

their dad throws it in the trash. grandma gets wind of this event. she retrieves lil red tv, repairs lil red tv and gives it to me because she feels it is odd that i am (i was) tvless... i am speechless i tell ya that...
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    this shit cracks me up... :lol::lol::lol:
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    chadwick wrote:

    children had took crayons to the entire 13 inches of the screen. coated it in layers of crayon then ripped the cable clear out of the back of the tv, through the plastic of the tv's back.

    and that's why little kids don't deserve their own TVs...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
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    not quite
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i'd totally watch a chadwick reality show
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
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    not quite


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    you should ask about the dvd player. :lol::lol::lol:
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  • JzP
    JzP Posts: 933
    have fun laughing at all the rediculous reality shit and then when it gets boring shoot it with a shotgun... but pick up all the pieces and put them in the trash of course. :D
    ~JzP
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
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    not quite


    doratvdvdcombo.jpg


    you should ask about the dvd player. :lol::lol::lol:

    Do DVDs come with the DVD player?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    i'd totally watch a chadwick reality show


    ratings winner :lol::lol:
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Do DVDs come with the DVD player?


    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dora-DVD-Player ... 48429116eb

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited November 2011
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    i walked into my apartment and i about shit
    what you are looking at is my television, ladies and gentlemen.
    what stands before me every night is yet another 13'' reason why my life is an epic failure as a man on football sunday or any other day of the week as well even while watching chuck norris/bruce lee film or ed vedder movies
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    JzP wrote:
    have fun laughing at all the rediculous reality shit and then when it gets boring shoot it with a shotgun... but pick up all the pieces and put them in the trash of course. :D
    rule... best idea i've heard in 13 years.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i wanna come to your place, get stoned, and watch a movie...
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    the tv stand is a old kenwood subwoofer
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Do DVDs come with the DVD player?


    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dora-DVD-Player ... 48429116eb

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    are you getting that for yourself for santa day?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    that TV is the shit
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard & 81 wrote:
    that TV would be the shit for playboy tv watching


    fuck yeah.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    i wanna come to your place, get stoned, and watch a movie...
    i would open my pad to you, Sir. just don't ever answer my phone though. not ever. not one time, not once. just don't do it. we're cool like that, with everything else. i don't care if it rings all day. do not answer my phone. cool?

    we got dora tv. chillaxe
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i wanna come to your place, get stoned, and watch a movie...
    i would open my pad to you, Sir. just don't ever answer my phone though. not ever. not one time, not once. just don't do it. we're cool like that, with everything else. i don't care if it rings all day. do not answer my phone. cool?

    we got dora tv. chillaxe


    duly noted. :?

    :lol:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    81 and i are getting a couple of hd cameras and heading out to chad's...i'd watch a show about chad watching tv on a 13" dora the explorer tv...we'll make chad famous!

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