what the hell is happening to me?

chadwick

my landlord felt like i needed a television, so she hooked up a little red 13'' Dora the Explorer television set connected to some satellite.

i haven't had tv in years and i am scared. i can't see the menu and things because it's far away from where i am sitting. it is a complete disaster yet funnier than hell. the only reason im even keepin it is cause it's a Dora Explorer tv. what the fuck?

children had took crayons to the entire 13 inches of the screen. coated it in layers of crayon then ripped the cable clear out of the back of the tv, through the plastic of the tv's back.

their dad throws it in the trash. grandma gets wind of this event. she retrieves lil red tv, repairs lil red tv and gives it to me because she feels it is odd that i am (i was) tvless... i am speechless i tell ya that...

81

81

this shit cracks me up...

RKCNDY

chadwick wrote:

children had took crayons to the entire 13 inches of the screen. coated it in layers of crayon then ripped the cable clear out of the back of the tv, through the plastic of the tv's back.

and that's why little kids don't deserve their own TVs...

chadwick

81 wrote:

not quite

norm

i'd totally watch a chadwick reality show

81

chadwick wrote:

81 wrote:

not quite

you should ask about the dvd player.

JzP

have fun laughing at all the rediculous reality shit and then when it gets boring shoot it with a shotgun... but pick up all the pieces and put them in the trash of course.

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

chadwick wrote:

81 wrote:

not quite

you should ask about the dvd player.

Do DVDs come with the DVD player?

81

norm wrote:

i'd totally watch a chadwick reality show

ratings winner

81

RKCNDY wrote:

Do DVDs come with the DVD player?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dora-DVD-Player ... 48429116eb

chadwick

i walked into my apartment and i about shit
what you are looking at is my television, ladies and gentlemen.
what stands before me every night is yet another 13'' reason why my life is an epic failure as a man on football sunday or any other day of the week as well even while watching chuck norris/bruce lee film or ed vedder movies

chadwick

JzP wrote:

have fun laughing at all the rediculous reality shit and then when it gets boring shoot it with a shotgun... but pick up all the pieces and put them in the trash of course.

rule... best idea i've heard in 13 years.

81

i wanna come to your place, get stoned, and watch a movie...

chadwick

the tv stand is a old kenwood subwoofer

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Do DVDs come with the DVD player?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dora-DVD-Player ... 48429116eb

are you getting that for yourself for santa day?

Lizard

that TV is the shit

81

Lizard & 81 wrote:

that TV would be the shit for playboy tv watching

fuck yeah.

chadwick

81 wrote:

i wanna come to your place, get stoned, and watch a movie...

i would open my pad to you, Sir. just don't ever answer my phone though. not ever. not one time, not once. just don't do it. we're cool like that, with everything else. i don't care if it rings all day. do not answer my phone. cool?

we got dora tv. chillaxe

81

chadwick wrote:

81 wrote:

i wanna come to your place, get stoned, and watch a movie...

i would open my pad to you, Sir. just don't ever answer my phone though. not ever. not one time, not once. just don't do it. we're cool like that, with everything else. i don't care if it rings all day. do not answer my phone. cool?

we got dora tv. chillaxe

duly noted. :?

norm

81 and i are getting a couple of hd cameras and heading out to chad's...i'd watch a show about chad watching tv on a 13" dora the explorer tv...we'll make chad famous!