what the hell is happening to me?
chadwick
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my landlord felt like i needed a television, so she hooked up a little red 13'' Dora the Explorer television set connected to some satellite.
i haven't had tv in years and i am scared. i can't see the menu and things because it's far away from where i am sitting. it is a complete disaster yet funnier than hell. the only reason im even keepin it is cause it's a Dora Explorer tv. what the fuck?
children had took crayons to the entire 13 inches of the screen. coated it in layers of crayon then ripped the cable clear out of the back of the tv, through the plastic of the tv's back.
their dad throws it in the trash. grandma gets wind of this event. she retrieves lil red tv, repairs lil red tv and gives it to me because she feels it is odd that i am (i was) tvless... i am speechless i tell ya that...
i haven't had tv in years and i am scared. i can't see the menu and things because it's far away from where i am sitting. it is a complete disaster yet funnier than hell. the only reason im even keepin it is cause it's a Dora Explorer tv. what the fuck?
children had took crayons to the entire 13 inches of the screen. coated it in layers of crayon then ripped the cable clear out of the back of the tv, through the plastic of the tv's back.
their dad throws it in the trash. grandma gets wind of this event. she retrieves lil red tv, repairs lil red tv and gives it to me because she feels it is odd that i am (i was) tvless... i am speechless i tell ya that...
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
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no more forever."
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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and that's why little kids don't deserve their own TVs...
- Christopher McCandless
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
you should ask about the dvd player.
Do DVDs come with the DVD player?
- Christopher McCandless
ratings winner
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dora-DVD-Player ... 48429116eb
i walked into my apartment and i about shit
what you are looking at is my television, ladies and gentlemen.
what stands before me every night is yet another 13'' reason why my life is an epic failure as a man on football sunday or any other day of the week as well even while watching chuck norris/bruce lee film or ed vedder movies
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
are you getting that for yourself for santa day?
- Christopher McCandless
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
fuck yeah.
we got dora tv. chillaxe
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
duly noted. :?
it could go viral...
i was reading an article the other day about some dude that filmed his kid coming down from beign on laughing gas at the dentist...says he has cleared 6 figures so far....
chad's pad could generate 10 times that much.
viewtopic.php?f=14&t=174889&p=4025511#p4025509
dammit!
you two are crazy.
it's on...
got 6 or 7 million dollars? (for starters)
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
well done chadwick....well done.
Chadwick the Poetic!
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
soudns like NOrm and I will be filming soon.....
dora the explorer does acid with chad and hugh
thank you for making me late for swimming
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce