Stone Gossard...

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  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard created the perpetual calendar.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard won the 2011 World Quizzing Championship.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard would rather starve than eat your bread.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard blows the shofar.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard does not celebrate Yom Kippur because he has nothing to atone for.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard believes that you owe it to you to do what you want to do.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard's mail is automatically upgraded to Priority Mail.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard writes Mike's solos.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard might; then again, he might not. Either way, you will understand his decision completely.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard always sings "We were but stars, your light made us Stones," during Light Years.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard doesn't mean his.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard has had his fill of it.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • BF25394
    BF25394 Posts: 4,940
    Stone Gossard has lost his taste for it.
    I gather speed from you fucking with me.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    On the original handwritten lyrics for 'Wishlist,' Eddie Vedder wrote "I wish I was Stone Gossard," before crossing that line out.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard bakes all of Subway's bread himself.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a seven foot vertical leap.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Before every band meeting, Stone Gossard locks the bathroom door, looks in the mirror and says confidently, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is a man among all men...ever... in the history of the universe.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard prints every shirt that Pearl Jam sells.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    If Stone Gossard sees that his neighbour's bird bath is empty, he will fill it with fresh, filtered water from his own refrigerator.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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