Boston 2 PUKE APOLOGY THREAD

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  • Songburst
    Songburst Posts: 1,195
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    One more thing... I did not have a drop of alcohol that day.

    The Columbo in me only has one question. If that is in fact you in the picture, why is there an X marked on your hand if, in fact, no alcohol was consumed that day?

    Edit: By the way, this is THE funniest thing that I have ever seen on here.
    1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...
  • Born2Jam
    Born2Jam Posts: 255
    Kenny Olav wrote:



    And to everyone who's wondering, I completely enjoyed the show. I was rocking out as soon as they opened with Severed Hand, and felt great the whole show... especially, you know, when they played, um.... LEASH!!!!!!!


    Excellent!!

    That's all I wanted to hear!
    The show was amazing...........just amazing.
    "This band has provided many people a soundtrack to their lives.." ~ CitizenRick
  • Ayedavanita
    Ayedavanita Posts: 1,443
    Happy Birthday! Here's a toast to you and your girl. Another for the guy who took the picture and started that thread. I myself would have never owned up to it, I don't think. This is bound to go down in the history of this board.
    "You think I got my eyes closed but I'm lookin' at you the whole fuckin' time..."
  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    It was super cool to meet you and your son, too! I am thinking I am laughing just as hard as everybody, if not harder.


    I can Atteset to this I called to 'Break the News' about the thread and both Kenny and Becca where in hysterics I think they still are:D
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    Born2Jam wrote:
    Excellent!!

    That's all I wanted to hear!
    The show was amazing...........just amazing.


    AGREED 1,000%
    glad you guys made the trip it was great meeting you
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Songburst wrote:
    The Columbo in me only has one question. If that is in fact you in the picture, why is there an X marked on your hand if, in fact, no alcohol was consumed that day?

    The mark on my hand was a "J" which was written on my hand by the event staff. It indicated that I was a ticketholder for the floor.
  • bobonic
    bobonic Posts: 7
    MSG 1998 im sorry
  • Stephen Flow
    Stephen Flow Posts: 3,327
    these threads have me laughing so hard right now.
  • Sharon_Hearts_PJ
    Sharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383
    Am I alone in thinking this story might become more legendary than Bean Girl?

    Good stuff kids. Glad you weren't seriously ill Kenny! And I pray you will never again eat whatever it is you ate. :)
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • Kricket
    Kricket Posts: 707
    "Boston Puker"....this is hilliarious!!! I do feel bad for those around you though.
  • cuyler41
    cuyler41 Posts: 388
    MMJ makes me want to puke too !
  • stonesgstring
    stonesgstring Posts: 4,613
    Haha that's some funny stuff people have been saying ;):D

    Hope you recovered sufficiently to enjoy the show :)

    Happy birthday :D
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    Rockin' out to Creadles
  • edwho
    edwho Posts: 811
    ~
    Sounds like you guys could have used a nice sweet marijane air freshener.

    Bet ya’ nobody would have complained last night.

    Three Fish

    July 1996 San Francisco

    June 1999 Chicago

  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    this whole "boston 2 puke" thing has taken on a life of its own.

    this will probably be brought up numerous times down the road.

    good to see you are a good sport about it too Kenny.
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    cuyler41 wrote:
    MMJ makes me want to puke too !


    Dude, I know your kidding, but I must defend MMJ. Their sound had nothing to do with it. I enojoyed their performances the first three times I saw them this tour, and fortunately for me it wasn't my first time seeing them or else it would have ruined the experience. I have MMJ's album It Still Moves, and I now I want to go out and get the rest.
  • idratherbe
    idratherbe Posts: 367
    LMFAOROTF.... check Kenny's sig now. :D:D:D

    Damn, these 2 threads beat hell out of those other threads I've been reading all day long because you guys got Parachutes and Leash! Which is great, too!

    ~peace~
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    While allowing yourself to be their Option.

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  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    that sig is absolutely classic...
  • YieldInHiding
    YieldInHiding Posts: 1,841
    Kenny Olav wrote:
    To UNH1995 and to everyone sitting in Sections E, F and wherever else my horrid puke smell may have spread, I am the Boston 2 Puker, and I apologize.

    And UNH1995, dude, that is some of the funniest shit I have read ever. Classic. I am actually almost proud of being the source of this humor.

    Now let me answer some burning questions...

    First, I was not drunk. I apparently ingested something that was in total disagreement with my system. Once expelled, I was completely fine. Elated, actually. But also disgusted at my own creation and sorry for the fowl stench my fellow Jamily members had to endure.

    Secondly, where I puked was actually right next to the seats of my fiancee and I, not 3 or 4 seats down. I am very grateful for her springing into action, without remorse for ever having agreed to marry me, and informing the Garden staff of what I had done. Although it took way too long for them to act, and if I knew how to clean it up myself sooner, I would have.

    Seriously, the Garden staff people kept walking by and looking at it but it took them forever to finally find the nearest minimum wage employee to clean it up!! Hence the tip.

    UNH1995, I saw you come by and take the infamous and fucking hilarious picture and walk away, and I was like - "fuck, is he going to have me booted?" That's why I was acting weird when I told you I was OK, though I was still a little shell-shocked over the whole thing. Not physically ill, just uncomfortable because I had never puked in public before. But like I said I also felt much better for getting the offending agent out of my body.

    Didn't Ed say to "leave your lunch on the cement floor?" Oh no... I remember now... he said "lady".

    Thank you to Rayne and Trebmal for coming to my defense. You did not have to, but you did. True friends, indeed.

    And now that I have outed myself as the Boston 2 Puker, on this day, my 30th birthday, I am raising a toast to all of you who have endured this ordeal with me.

    I am also glad that I was able to give everyone who has read UNH1995's thread the gift of laughter, apalling as it may be.

    Your friend,

    Kenny

    Once I saw that you were the puker I immediately thought it had something to do with your birthday. Happy Birthday. :)
    No longer overwhelmed it seems so simple now.
  • edwho
    edwho Posts: 811
    I’m not sure I can accept your apology. It sounds heart felt and all but I mean you just discharge an immediate superfund consideration and just wave a hand like “it’s ok, I did it, everything’s ok.” So you supervise the low wage cleanup AND than just in time for Pearl Jam you move over to your real seats. Convincing yourself the nice folks to soon take the PUKE seats will never know the difference.

    I want to know who had to use the contaminated seats and I’d like to see some real compensation for these duped fans. Remember Chernobyl. These people will probably never have normal kids now.

    Three Fish

    July 1996 San Francisco

    June 1999 Chicago

  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Happy Birthday Kenny! You are now the biggest celebrity on the message pit, lol. This is the stuff of legend! Thanks to you and UNH for giving me more laughs today than I've had in a long time :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963

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