Boston 2 PUKE APOLOGY THREAD
kenny olav
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To UNH1995 and to everyone sitting in Sections E, F and wherever else my horrid puke smell may have spread, I am the Boston 2 Puker, and I apologize.
And UNH1995, dude, that is some of the funniest shit I have read ever. Classic. I am actually almost proud of being the source of this humor.
Now let me answer some burning questions...
First, I was not drunk. I apparently ingested something that was in total disagreement with my system. Once expelled, I was completely fine. Elated, actually. But also disgusted at my own creation and sorry for the fowl stench my fellow Jamily members had to endure.
Secondly, where I puked was actually right next to the seats of my fiancee and I, not 3 or 4 seats down. I am very grateful for her springing into action, without remorse for ever having agreed to marry me, and informing the Garden staff of what I had done. Although it took way too long for them to act, and if I knew how to clean it up myself sooner, I would have.
Seriously, the Garden staff people kept walking by and looking at it but it took them forever to finally find the nearest minimum wage employee to clean it up!! Hence the tip.
UNH1995, I saw you come by and take the infamous and fucking hilarious picture and walk away, and I was like - "fuck, is he going to have me booted?" That's why I was acting weird when I told you I was OK, though I was still a little shell-shocked over the whole thing. Not physically ill, just uncomfortable because I had never puked in public before. But like I said I also felt much better for getting the offending agent out of my body.
Didn't Ed say to "leave your lunch on the cement floor?" Oh no... I remember now... he said "lady".
Thank you to Rayne and Trebmal for coming to my defense. You did not have to, but you did. True friends, indeed.
And now that I have outed myself as the Boston 2 Puker, on this day, my 30th birthday, I am raising a toast to all of you who have endured this ordeal with me.
I am also glad that I was able to give everyone who has read UNH1995's thread the gift of laughter, apalling as it may be.
Your friend,
Kenny
And UNH1995, dude, that is some of the funniest shit I have read ever. Classic. I am actually almost proud of being the source of this humor.
Now let me answer some burning questions...
First, I was not drunk. I apparently ingested something that was in total disagreement with my system. Once expelled, I was completely fine. Elated, actually. But also disgusted at my own creation and sorry for the fowl stench my fellow Jamily members had to endure.
Secondly, where I puked was actually right next to the seats of my fiancee and I, not 3 or 4 seats down. I am very grateful for her springing into action, without remorse for ever having agreed to marry me, and informing the Garden staff of what I had done. Although it took way too long for them to act, and if I knew how to clean it up myself sooner, I would have.
Seriously, the Garden staff people kept walking by and looking at it but it took them forever to finally find the nearest minimum wage employee to clean it up!! Hence the tip.
UNH1995, I saw you come by and take the infamous and fucking hilarious picture and walk away, and I was like - "fuck, is he going to have me booted?" That's why I was acting weird when I told you I was OK, though I was still a little shell-shocked over the whole thing. Not physically ill, just uncomfortable because I had never puked in public before. But like I said I also felt much better for getting the offending agent out of my body.
Didn't Ed say to "leave your lunch on the cement floor?" Oh no... I remember now... he said "lady".
Thank you to Rayne and Trebmal for coming to my defense. You did not have to, but you did. True friends, indeed.
And now that I have outed myself as the Boston 2 Puker, on this day, my 30th birthday, I am raising a toast to all of you who have endured this ordeal with me.
I am also glad that I was able to give everyone who has read UNH1995's thread the gift of laughter, apalling as it may be.
Your friend,
Kenny
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I have tried to be funny as opposed to mean spirited.
It was gross, but not that bad.
It has felt better now that we all have had a chance to clear the air.
I am glad that you stayed to enjoy the show. My fiance were amazed that you stayed around and were seen eating fries within 4 minutes of the pile being cleaned up.
Thanks for having a sense of humor!
Happy Birthday
Believe me, I did not take it as mean-spirited at all. You have a great sense of humor. I was actually eating a pretzel that my fiancee got me. At first I couldn't eat it, but after I while I needed something solid in my stomach.
i cant believe you puked... teenager
You know what, given that the fruit punch had been sitting in the car for hours, that might have been what did it!
Damn my thirst!
If people want to know the contents of my puke, I can divulge this information. But unless there's massive public clamour, you are all probably better off not knowing.
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Happy Birthday, man!
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By strange, we meant sitting for 35 minutes above a pile a vomit.
I want to know what the people in front of you said to you, and what you said to them.
My condolences for what happen last night and way to speak up.
Hope you enjoyed the show.
sorry gotta ask how far from your seats did you sit for the show.
"0035 EVENFLOW PSYCHOS
"I'm George Bush and my son's an asshole" 08/03/2000
Don't stop wen you're tired, stop when you're done
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
- C. Klosterman
If the Storyteller's competition (for lack of a better word) was still going on, I would like to take this opportunity to nominate Kenny and UNH1995 to attend the performance....Because this is one Hell of a story!
I thought the people in front of us were sort of weird for not offering us any assistance- and continuing to rock out to MMJ despite the putrid smell eminating from Kenny's pile o' bile.
I was running around, looking for help- I advised him to stay put until help arrived. I also did not want any innocent bystander looking in the dark for their seats to inadvertently step into the vomit.
I stood by my man that evening, and proved myself to be a faithfull companion- and thereby proclaim myself deserving of that Canadian tour hoodie that he did not purchase me while we were in Quebec City.
In case you all were wondering, I made him brush, floss, gargle and shower upon entering our apartment last night.
Oh, and ladies I have figured out what true love is...standing by your man, and his smelly puke- and STILL enjoying the best band in the world play a few feet in front of us...Do you think the boys smelled anything?
I'm transformed!
LOL oh man, yeah we love you Kenny Hall of fame indeed... I can say I remember hearing JoJo get the phone call from Becca and all I heard her say is "aw, is he Ok?"
i'm definitely glad it didnt kill your pj buzz and we got such an amazing show! oh and btw you still have my CD spindle :P hah
It doesn't surprise me that he came here and fessed up to this.
I can attest to the fact that he was not drunk.
He was drinking coffee before the show.
Kenny.............it's so weird..............I meet you people on the streets of Boston yesterday, then come home to Maine, only to log on here and find out how you enjoyed (?) the show before I even get a chance to ask!!
Sorry to hear of your mishap.........but these two threads gave me more of a laugh than anything I've ever read here, including bostonlou's handywork.;)
Cheers!!
OK, the dude and his girlfriend in front of us were pretty much too busy enjoying MMJ to care too much. The girl did turn around and mention it, and I apologized and said someone's coming to clean it up. The guys behind us asked if I was OK, and I said I was, or would be as soon someone cleaned that shit up!!
So eventually, nearly at the end of MMJ's set, the Garden crew came by and spread this white powdery disinfectant stuff on it and swept it up. Everything was good to go by the time Pearl Jam came on. Fortunately, the two guys who ending up taking those seats never had to witness any of it. After the clean up, my fiance and I went to talk to some friends and get some fresh minty chewing gum from them. We came back to our seats and everyone was in their seats next to us, obilvious to what had happened. There was still some of the white powder stuff, but no smell. Me and Becca just took our places and didn't say a word.
And to everyone who's wondering, I completely enjoyed the show. I was rocking out as soon as they opened with Severed Hand, and felt great the whole show... especially, you know, when they played, um.... LEASH!!!!!!!
It was super cool to meet you and your son, too! I am thinking I am laughing just as hard as everybody, if not harder.
The Columbo in me only has one question. If that is in fact you in the picture, why is there an X marked on your hand if, in fact, no alcohol was consumed that day?
Edit: By the way, this is THE funniest thing that I have ever seen on here.
Excellent!!
That's all I wanted to hear!
The show was amazing...........just amazing.
I can Atteset to this I called to 'Break the News' about the thread and both Kenny and Becca where in hysterics I think they still are:D
AGREED 1,000%
glad you guys made the trip it was great meeting you
The mark on my hand was a "J" which was written on my hand by the event staff. It indicated that I was a ticketholder for the floor.
Good stuff kids. Glad you weren't seriously ill Kenny! And I pray you will never again eat whatever it is you ate.